[Timpo]

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222561&cl=11972826&ch=

[MyPresIzBlack]

ahah sounded like a nammer?

[alex.w *//]

middle age nammer

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

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WTF BBQ



seriously...:eek:

[q0192837465]

stupid people are stupid

[SlowRider]

hahahahaha dumb ass of the century award goes to him.....he was arrested for calling 911 to....lol

[B-DiZzLe]

reminds me of this, old but still good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SFpZlKBvY8

[JSALES]

people are so stupid these days

[aznrsx1979]

Almost as bad as the guy calling 911 for not getting his order right at Subway.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/06/man-calls-911-emtwiceem-a_n_117343.html

[kenvu]

i dont think he's a nammer becasue he not in the nammer list

1. you eat everything with fish sauce and/or soy sauce

2. you sit and eat with one foot on the chair

3. got pho?

4. you or someone you know is doing something illegal

5. ur parents don't send u to ur room, they beat the crap out of u

6. you love any game involving cards, especially Tien Len and Poker

7. you're addicted to gambling

8. you don't mind spending 100 dollars on a bottle of water

9. u and ur friends fight til death for the bill when u guys go eat

10. you wear all brand name clothes

11. you have no patience

12. you love chinese/korean movies, especially the long ones with a billion episodes

13. you've never seen your parents kiss, hold hands, or say "i love you" to each other and if they do anything like that, you'd be fucking grossed out

14. you either went across the street from your high school to gamble or went to the billiards nearby to play pool or jits

15. your parents are strict as hell

16. you had to kneel on jackfruit peels, if you still have to do this, i feel very sorry for you, call children's aid!!

17. you drive a Toyota, Acura or Honda

18. your parents still call you by your viet nick name (usually starts with cu or be)

19. you go to raves

20. your parents teach you to say hi to people but they never fucking say hi to you

21. when you step out of the house for anythin, ur parents think you're going to join a gang...

22. you learn so fast, you scare the shit out of your teachers, but you hate going to school

23. you noi voi me like this cus it's too rude to use tau voi may and it's too weird to use anh, chi, em...

24. your last name is Nguyen (ok fine, not all of you, but you're probably related to a Nguyen tho)

25. your parents only want you to be a doctor, a dentist or a fucking lawyer... wtf happened to all other professions???

26. you or someone you know does nails or works in a salon

27. you have a karaoke system at home but you go to karaoke bars anyway

28. your religion is most likely Buddhism or Christianity

29. your political views include Guvernment, Republik, Distrikt and you vote @ Pulse...

30. you have an anger problem

31. you need a haircut

32. you know the lyrics to most backstreet boys and nsync songs and you even know their names and which parts they sing

33. you probably talk shit behind people's backs

34. when your family has a get together party, they talk and laugh so frickin loud, like a fish market, oh and of course they do karaoke

35. you used to get those ridiculous bowl or mushroom haircuts

36. no matter where you go, you look at other asian people wondering if they're Viet

37. your hair used to be split w/ yellow highlights and now it's spiked! (guys)

38. ur Chinese friend's parents speak to you in Cantonese/Mandarin, u haven't got a clue how to answer so you just nod and smile...

39. you love war movies (Troy, Gladiator, 300 etc...) cus they remind you of kiem hiep! (chinese movies with billion episodes)

40. you've had to translate for your parents at least several times and it annoyed the hell out of you

41. you have so many relatives, some of which you never knew existed, and you haven't got a clue how you're related to them, basically, you have one fucked up family tree

42. you have a staring problem

43. you or someone u know works at a karaoke bar

44. you grow only your pinky finger nail, who knows why the hell you do that (guys)

45. someone in your family has an engineering degree

46. you're an alcoholic

47. you always find excuses to party, in fact, you party all the time for no apparent reason

48. you've probably seen a Paris by Night, Van Son or Asia...

49. you stay healthy by taking herbs and vitamin E

50. u love wearing the hard core viet flip flops, indoor and outdoor

51. you've witnessed a slaughtering of a pig and/or chicken

52. you do the viet squat (sitting down like you're...)

53. you love soccer, and you wonder why vietnam never makes it to the world cup

54. you have cravings for instant noodles sometimes and you don't fucking know why

55. your uncle that just came over from vietnam gets booked by the cops for capturing those poor geese at the parks

56. u eat those duck eggs for snack(the ones used in Fear Factor)

57. you love banh chung, banh gio, banh uoc, you name it, anything that starts with banh...

58. you had 1294495745967 god brothers and sisters

59. if u liked a girl and she didn't like u, u asked her to be ur god sister

60. your parents always compare you to other kids

61. you're an accident

62. your parents don't know a thing about you

63. you have a shit load of bags in your lower kitchen cabinet (taken from grocery stores for home use such as garbage bags...)

64. your relatives in the states are filthy rich from nail stores

65. u have some uncles that's got fucked up names, usually involvin numbers and weird fruits or some shit u've never heard of

66. your parents told you they found you in the trash can

67. at some point of ur life, you went to those pointless new year fest thing where you walked around and did nothing, and said hi to the same people over and over and it got awkward after the 100th time, then you left

68. your parents are extremely superstitious, if you stand facing the wrong direction, they spin kick you back to the "right" direction

[_Hotsauce_]

I is smrt

[AzNightmare]

LOL backfired. Police arrested him instead.

[CRS]

V2zZOveE6gQ

This one is INTENSE.

[BabyblooLexus]

^- holy shit that kid is a soldier

[orange7]

he needs to get laid by the old woman across from my house