[silk]

CONDOM SIZE TESTER

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

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LITTLE KID CAME HOME

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What
is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened
rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

[FiveDime]

CONDOM SIZE TESTER
LITTLE KID CAME HOME

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I
heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What
is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened
rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"




lol so true

[snowball]

those were awful

[hk20000]

CONDOM SIZE TESTER

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"


In the store, when you measured my willy I....






























































JIZZED in my PANTS. :haha:

[OffSea]

A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"

The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"

The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!"

[flawless]

^hahhahahha better than the OP jokes

[JHuJHu]

A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"

The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"

The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!"
hahahahaha NICE!

[whtazn]

i really needed that. thank you so much

[JSALES]

A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"

The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"

The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!"

haha!

[Gary Oak]

^ ahahah tottally stole the OP's THUNDER :haha:

[BdoubleE]

^ HAHAHAAH

[!Tigger]

oh snap!

[AzNightmare]

^ ahahah tottally stole the OP's THUNDER :haha:

Dude, your AVATAR just made me LOL harder than the Joke that was funnier than the OP's jokes. :haha:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/customavatars/avatar47959_1.gif

[pandalove]

A man wins the lottery. He goes straight home and tells his wife:
"Honey! Pack your things, I've won the lottery?"

The wife, completely surprised by this event, replies:
"Oh that's great!! What should I pack?"

The husband responds:
"I dont care, just hurry up and get the f*** out of here!"

flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money

[RFlush]

flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money

STFU Debbie Downer

[illicitstylz]

flaw in this joke
the husband would have to split the money

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/0000004457_20060919223632.jpg