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asian can't dunk (news)
asian_XL
02-18-2009, 03:36 AM
http://appledaily.atnext.com/template/apple/art_main.cfm?iss_id=20090218&sec_id=4104&subsec_id=11867&art_id=12220019
Summary:
- He's 5'8
- Failed to dunk, then fell on the ground.
- Cracked his skull and caused severe ear bleeding.
- Will need to do several serious surgeries.
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20090218/large/A08_01_a.gif
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20090218/large/A08_01_b.gif
OWWWWNED!!!
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20090218/large/A08_01_c.gif
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20090218/large/18la6p12new.jpg
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20090218/large/18la6p11new.jpg
Culture_Vulture
02-18-2009, 03:52 AM
can you even reach the hoop at 5'8"?
TOPEC
02-18-2009, 03:56 AM
funny the first pic the artist made him look like he's muscular.
ChaKo
02-18-2009, 04:01 AM
can you even reach the hoop at 5'8"?
spud webb
Trinity
02-18-2009, 07:25 AM
Is it just me or do the people in the last picture look... out of proportion?
hotjoint
02-18-2009, 07:36 AM
can you even reach the hoop at 5'8"?
nate robinson
cspec
02-18-2009, 07:39 AM
spud webb
+1
Nate Robinson.
anti-vip
02-18-2009, 08:00 AM
did he try to dunk with dress shoes on?...newb
did he try to dunk with dress shoes on?...newb
I think its school uniform..
AzNightmare
02-18-2009, 08:19 AM
LOL at playing in dress shoes. If only he was wearing Air Jordans...
murd0c
02-18-2009, 08:29 AM
can you even reach the hoop at 5'8"?
I could touch the rim at 5'8" and almost dunk
JHuJHu
02-18-2009, 08:58 AM
LOL at playing in dress shoes. If only he was wearing Air Jordans...
:werd:
Vansterdam
02-18-2009, 11:39 AM
holy shit the guy in the first pic in the middle looks like shawn79 on this forum
Grandmaster TSE
02-18-2009, 11:46 AM
talk about epic fail
maxxxboost
02-18-2009, 11:53 AM
Rofl. sucks to be him.
SumAznGuy
02-18-2009, 11:59 AM
He needs to pump up his Reebok pumps like in White men can't jump.
Xnova
02-18-2009, 12:57 PM
needs to pull a john cena and pump his airs
Wongtouski
02-18-2009, 04:15 PM
Bak Chi Jai
lol
no quarter
02-18-2009, 04:30 PM
This guy has a future in the CBA.
tonyvu
02-18-2009, 04:38 PM
wow talk about owning himself LOL
shenmecar
02-18-2009, 04:44 PM
this needs to go on failblog.org
!Tigger
02-18-2009, 04:45 PM
hes pretty nub to fall on his EAR of all places...
can you even reach the hoop at 5'8"?
i bet you the hoop was low
and the shoes didn't help
hes pretty nub to fall on his EAR of all places...
LOL!!
He fell on his head and that's what caused the severe ear bleeding.
welfare
02-18-2009, 06:38 PM
^^you fell on your head as well?
^^you fell on your head as well?
When did I mention I fell on my head?
Tim Budong
02-18-2009, 07:10 PM
he prob thinks he's Jay Chou
YOU KNO JAY CHOU!
+Kardboard+
02-18-2009, 08:10 PM
I'm just over 5' 8" and I go to work in business dress. I'll try for you guys tomorrow and see if it's that easy to fall on my head and bleed my ear to death.
Carl Johnson
02-18-2009, 09:38 PM
tWNaJrbPJZk
+Kardboard+
02-18-2009, 10:40 PM
White Men Can't Jump, Yellow Men Can't Land
TRDood
02-18-2009, 11:59 PM
looks like the two kids behind him is saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don'tttttttt dooooooooo ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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