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: Why are all the planes crashing?


_Hotsauce_
02-26-2009, 10:51 PM
Because the US Army has Lasers attached to the front of planes, and are flying around blowing shit up....Well not really, but thats some crazy technology

http://www.engadget.com/2009/02/26/high-powered-jet-mounted-laser-one-step-closer-to-flying-the-te/#continued

tool001
02-26-2009, 10:55 PM
no,, y2k

acutally that has been tested before,, to blow up incoming ballistic missiles.

trancehead
02-26-2009, 11:14 PM
http://www.blacktriangle.org/wordpress/wp-content/evil.jpg
http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/shark.jpg
I think the answers pretty obvious

hotjoint
02-27-2009, 07:57 AM
http://www.blacktriangle.org/wordpress/wp-content/evil.jpg
http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/shark.jpg
I think the answers pretty obvious

:lol

R8
02-27-2009, 08:09 AM
Because they want to put it on fmylife.com

slammer111
03-01-2009, 02:54 AM
I have no idea how they keep the planes stable enough to point a laser that accurately. All it takes is a tiny gust or bump and you'd completely miss the missile.

And imagine if the system malfunctioned and the laser accidentally fired towards the ground.

Meowjin
03-01-2009, 03:11 AM
more importantly why is russia in our sky?

El Bastardo
03-01-2009, 04:45 AM
more importantly why is russia in our sky?


I invited them. Oh shit you guys, my bad. Should have I not done that?

They were gonna come over and play some Wii

asian_XL
03-01-2009, 05:14 AM
BWAHAHAH, it reminds me Quake 3 rail gun...

it's fucking hard to aim

Ludepower
03-01-2009, 06:08 AM
Statistic: You would need to fly once everyday for 15000 years before ever experiencing a fatal plane crash.

ryany
03-01-2009, 07:37 AM
fly-by-wire

no more need for pilots! lol

hk20000
03-01-2009, 10:36 AM
what if the villains decide to fire a missile as soon as your laser equipped plane flies over....

I mean it's still not a fighter jet the time for it to turn around and point at the missile the missile will be long gone at mach 3....

KingDeeCee
03-01-2009, 11:14 AM
BWAHAHAH, it reminds me Quake 3 rail gun...

it's fucking hard to aim

No way....that gun was beast. Prob better than the BFG.

Noir
03-01-2009, 11:15 AM
And imagine if the system malfunctioned and the laser accidentally fired towards the ground.

I don't see how lasers could be used as a weapon unless it's specifically targeted against a person's retina. :D