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: Think of the Future, Save DIRTY


+Kardboard+
02-27-2009, 08:04 AM
...because, apparently, "dirty" is one of the words that will most likely disappear from our language(s?) in the next 750 years.

ENDURING OR EVOLVING
Scientists at Britain's Reading University have used a supercomputer called ThamesBlue to model the evolution of words in English and identify the most enduring, and the most at risk of fading into disuse.
The oldest words, resistant to evolution:
I
who
we
thou
two
three
five
Words that are evolving rapidly, and likely to disappear:
dirty
squeeze
bad
because
guts
push VERB
smell VERB
stab
stick NOUN
turn VERB
wipe


http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090226.wwords26/BNStory/International/?page=rss&id=RTGAM.20090226.wwords26

Berzerker
02-27-2009, 08:32 AM
Thou?

Who the fuck used Thou anymore. That list just lost all credibility with that one word.

Thats a bad dirty list and in turn I would like to squeeze their necks and stab their guts with a stick because they smell like ass wipe.

Berz out.

+Kardboard+
02-27-2009, 09:26 AM
Thou art t3h Berz, all who smell your dirty guts will push sticks into their arms because they are too pussy to stab themselves, wipe up the mess, squeeze lemons into their bad, gaping wounds, or turn to you for thy forgiveness.






Um....did we just save English? :lol

Grandmaster TSE
02-27-2009, 09:47 AM
thou made a valiant effort to rescue thy word from its demise

+Kardboard+
02-27-2009, 10:08 AM
Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty.

...

Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby gee gee gee gee! :lol

Grandmaster TSE
02-27-2009, 10:10 AM
Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty.

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Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby gee gee gee gee! :lol

:haha::haha::haha:

InvisibleSoul
02-27-2009, 10:23 AM
You've gotta be kidding... why the hell would words like "bad" and "because" not be used anymore? :confused:

Grandmaster TSE
02-27-2009, 10:31 AM
i can see because fading away since people always say cuz

+Kardboard+
02-27-2009, 10:57 AM
Dirty doesn't make sense to me. So, in 750 years, people would say, "Male offspring unit, please load the washer-of-dishes with the unclean plates," huh?

RFlush
02-27-2009, 12:06 PM
I don't think I have used the word 'guts' in a normal conversation in a long time. I can see that word dying out.

p.s. I hate your guts. All of you.

Jason00S2000
02-27-2009, 12:10 PM
There will ALWAYS be room in my world for dirty sluts. Always.

+Kardboard+
02-27-2009, 12:47 PM
Jason00S200, you need to help save the word "because."

Begin with changing your status to "is jerking off BECAUSE," which segues nicely into "RS has made me the bitter person I am today!"

:lol