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Shead
04-21-2009, 01:30 AM
Probably fake but still funny.
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/042009/incest.jpg

thumper
04-21-2009, 06:15 AM
can't see it...

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JV6
04-21-2009, 06:38 AM
any guys here took birth control pills before?:D

El Bastardo
04-21-2009, 06:42 AM
Those pills in small to moderate quantities are unlikely to have a lasting effect, but keep dosing yourself with them and hahahaha

CRS
04-21-2009, 08:34 AM
:lol

I just went to entensity and read it. Good stuff.

entensity.net

You'll need to scroll down a bit.

El Bastardo
04-21-2009, 08:41 AM
^^ Link

hotjoint
04-21-2009, 09:42 AM
can't see shit

hal0g0dv2
04-21-2009, 09:59 AM
is this it ?


http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7355/incestk.jpg

twitchyzero
04-21-2009, 10:02 AM
lol i hope it's a troll...

El Bastardo
04-21-2009, 10:02 AM
I laughed like I was mentally handicapped. Then I couldn't breathe for a while and now I am mentally handicapped.

This must be what Hyde feels like

CRS
04-21-2009, 10:03 AM
lol i hope it's a troll...

Reg date of 2000 with with 3000 posts.. Don't think so.

lilaznviper
04-21-2009, 10:05 AM
hahhaha

monkeywrench
04-21-2009, 11:47 AM
wow. if that aint a troll, then HOLY SHIT RETARD.

Teriyaki
04-21-2009, 02:12 PM
BAHAHAHA I don't know what to say. Hopefully the thread is a just an april fools joke but I can see this shit doing down on Maury someday.

Harvey Specter
04-21-2009, 02:19 PM
LOL wtf....maybe someone hijacked his account?

TOPEC
04-21-2009, 02:24 PM
omfg wtf hahahaah

Nocardia
04-21-2009, 04:14 PM
there is no way someone can be that dumb...its gotta be a total joke.

If thats in the states, then I would think that the guy would be going to jail.

fujioka
04-21-2009, 04:28 PM
WELCOME TO THE GOOD LIIIIIIIIIIFE.

Poor kid

Not really racist!
04-21-2009, 04:56 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

hal0g0dv2
04-21-2009, 04:56 PM
LOL wtf....maybe someone hijacked his account?

ya i am going with that

KingDeeCee
04-21-2009, 05:08 PM
Great. Fucking Inbred children. How is that even an April fools joke? That's sick as fuck. But lol, I hope it's a joke.

MelonBoy
04-21-2009, 05:36 PM
lol... kinda funny.. what a retard.. xD

Jermyzy
04-21-2009, 05:56 PM
didn't some guy on RS find one of his gf's birth control patches and stuck it on himself and created a post about it? :p

shenmecar
04-21-2009, 06:50 PM
there are patches now you say???

unidentified
04-21-2009, 07:44 PM
This has to be a joke. Nobody can really be that stupid. I mean, a normal person would find the idea of placing their jizz inside their cousin to be disgusting, even as a prank like this guy supposedly did. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if some people ACTUALLY did think birth control pills could be taken like that, particularly in places where there's very little education available about birth control methods.

JSALES
04-21-2009, 07:45 PM
wtf

asian_XL
04-21-2009, 08:01 PM
are you guys serious?

birth control pills are for ...women only??!?

SoulCrusher
04-21-2009, 08:09 PM
americans are awesome

twitchyzero
04-21-2009, 10:22 PM
the cousin's a dumbass for now realizing the tampon packaging was already opened.

B-DiZzLe
04-21-2009, 10:28 PM
fake

striderblade
04-21-2009, 10:34 PM
wait...tampon..sperm...period...baby? How's that possible. Girl got pregnant on her period?

SolidPenguin
04-21-2009, 11:53 PM
Ever take high school biology?

thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.

Cousins dumb for not realizing shes using a wet tampon (assuming its wet to be effective)

threezero
04-21-2009, 11:59 PM
americans are awesome

+1

Manic!
04-22-2009, 12:11 AM
I was looking for how long sperm would last youside the body and I came across this?

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/help-put-my-mind-at-rest-how-long.html

A male , anonymous writes:

This is a silly question to ask but i'm sure im not the only one that has thought about this.

How long does sperm last for, once its out of your body? the other day i masturbated in the shower, and i was really paranoid about cleaning everything up spotless with the fear of having my sister showering later, i began thinking that if there had to be a drop of sperm somewhere and that she came into contact with it, or on her shower sponge that it might do something to her. sounds very stupid I know but i thought that she might get pregenant. i know that it needs to be in large quantities to have an effect on some people but that little question always remains in my head, what if?

I've heard once before that the life of sperm does't last long in water? Ie it looses its effect. is that true? Obviously by these questions you can see that im not very sure about these things, so i hope that someone can give me some clarity on this situation. What is the life span of sperm once it has left your body. once its out is there anyway that it becomes effective again. i know this sounds silly, but i really need to know these things. I cant talk with my folks because they avoid this topic eveytime.

thank you

Many schools in the US don't teach sex ed so some Amaricans are pretty stupid when it comes to sex.

The awnser to mo origanal question:

How Long Can Sperm Survive Outside the Body?

Sperm can survive outside of the body for no more than about an hour. In general, if the semen is still wet it may well have live sperm.

InvisibleSoul
04-22-2009, 07:15 PM
Ever take high school biology?

thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.
Uh... I think you might want to review that.

That is not the prime time to get pregnant...

There is a definite chance that any woman can get pregnant during her periods. Though the chances of pregnancy during periods are usually low during periods, they exist for all women. During periods, the chances of pregnancy are comparatively lower at the onset of a woman’s period and increase just after her periods.
http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/pregnantduringperiod.html

But anyways, that whole thread has to be shens...

truth
04-22-2009, 08:15 PM
Ever take high school biology?

thats like PRIME time to get pregnant.

Cousins dumb for not realizing shes using a wet tampon (assuming its wet to be effective)

i believe prime time would be around the time ovulation occurs

nipples
04-22-2009, 08:34 PM
How Long Can Sperm Survive Outside the Body?

Sperm can survive outside of the body for no more than about an hour. In general, if the semen is still wet it may well have live sperm.

uh...yeah, but if it gets inside her, it can last days.
I do laundry and house-keeping at a highclass hotel in the city, and I've had multiple babies already. All I need to do now is wait a few years after they're born, find the mom and blackmail her into suppoorting me. ^.^