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Mananetwork
04-22-2009, 02:05 PM
Compared to this guys!

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:lol

This gentleman is very proud of his $4 business card!

Shead
04-22-2009, 02:14 PM
he sounds like a jack ass, but his card sure is nice haha

boatcaptain
04-22-2009, 02:23 PM
so if u open his business card,music starts playing?? coool

slammer111
04-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Sounds a bit like an infomercial and possibly expensive, but I'd be willing to bet his cards do get a ton of attention to whoever he gives them to.

Aetios
04-22-2009, 03:02 PM
I find it comedic. It reminds me of the card comparing segment from American Psycho.

jaguar604
04-22-2009, 03:04 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

Hondaracer
04-22-2009, 03:05 PM
cards are all the same size for a reason..

the only place that puts cards up on bulletin boards etc. are mechanic shops, etc

no business person is going to carry around a cd case sized card regardless of how good it is

Ikkaku
04-22-2009, 03:12 PM
holy fuck, it pop ups too hahahaha

that video was awesome hahahah

f00tzilla
04-22-2009, 03:18 PM
his business card is nice but its way too big lol ...

i remember seeing business cards made out of metal that had the persons name/company engraved / embossed in it

also saw plastic cards that were embossed (like a credit card)

those were just as nice

KingDeeCee
04-22-2009, 03:22 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_95201.aspx
http://www.oddee.com/item_96592.aspx

Mananetwork
04-22-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/04/howto-make-a-busines.html

monkeywrench
04-22-2009, 04:25 PM
yeah the guy does sound like a jackass

his card is nice, but then again, thats pretty far

Sid Vicious
04-22-2009, 04:27 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark

hk20000
04-22-2009, 04:33 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

the hell happened to the right side of my face? Oh yeah I got punched in the bar yesterday and I used white-out to hide it.

monkeywrench
04-22-2009, 04:52 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

IM THE BAWS

hk20000
04-22-2009, 04:56 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

checking out namecards.......LIKE A BAWWS

liu13
04-22-2009, 05:41 PM
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark

that's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing

egg shell with romalian type

ZhangFei
04-22-2009, 05:54 PM
that guy is like a really famous internet marketer

InvisibleSoul
04-22-2009, 06:57 PM
Because everyone needs a business card that costs $4 per.

If others wanted to spend $4 for each business card, I'm sure they could come up with better ones.

Hell, why stop there? Why not put diamonds and 18k gold foil on the card? I'll be the best business card ever! :rolleyes:

Simplex123
04-22-2009, 07:02 PM
lol yeah american psycho popped up in my head during the vid too hahahh

quasi
04-22-2009, 07:15 PM
LOL at American Psycho references. I was about to post the samething then I scrolled down. Does this guy stab bums for fun to?

Edit: LOL at stabbing bums, I meant homeless people get your mind out of the gutter you sick fucks.

SkinnyPupp
04-22-2009, 07:19 PM
What a douche :lol

iEatClams
04-22-2009, 07:42 PM
http://hutnyk.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/american-psycho-splash.jpg

American Pyscho ftw! first thing i thought of.

unidentified
04-22-2009, 09:25 PM
I can't stand the way he talks. And the whole pop-up thing on his card is so tacky!

Boostaholic
04-22-2009, 10:14 PM
took him 25 years to design the card. how slow is this guy's brain? shit

PiuYi
04-22-2009, 11:13 PM
i'd never want to hire somebody who spends 25 years to design one fucking business card
i dont care if your card is as effective as oprah marketing a product. 25 years.
what a tool

Sid Vicious
04-22-2009, 11:16 PM
that's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing

egg shell with romalian type

What do you think? Nice. That is really super. I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine. But wait. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus white. Impressive.

gilly
04-22-2009, 11:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y


the scene from american psycho business cards

StaxBundlez
04-22-2009, 11:22 PM
haha wow
u can learn a thing or two from that guy
very cut throat businessman
i dunno how long i could stand his company though lol
hes a fucken class A prick..


nothing personal
its just business...=)

rsx
04-23-2009, 12:17 AM
talk about being behind the times.. i thought it had an rfid or something cool.. a pop up picture? fucking hell.

Orion
04-23-2009, 12:28 AM
did I hear him say he knows companies worth $10000 a year? wtf

The guy forgot the reason why some people have business cards... they hand them to people they meet and sometimes take notes on the card based on things they learn of that person... don't think you can write on that card...

Armind
04-23-2009, 12:40 AM
I've seen better.

25 years.. LOL :haha:

Chuck Norris
04-23-2009, 07:13 AM
That guy is a fucking idiot.

First off, it took him 25 years to design that card. I don't know about you guys but if it takes you 25 years to design something it better be more than a musical playing pop-up piece of shit.

Next thing, in the business world where some people are busy as fuck and are making shit loads of cash, they don't have time to deal with that kind of business card. Most places would just through it out.

It is a cool idea if you job is a marketer or something that requires you to 'get noticed' but one of the key elements in any business is being personable. If someone likes you, that is far more powerful than if they THINK you're good at you job. Again this is subjective but from what I see in New York and Boston you bet your ass.

I still want one though.

68style
04-23-2009, 07:24 AM
did I hear him say he knows companies worth $10000 a year? wtf


He was making a point that anyone can give themselves a fancy title like CEO

hotjoint
04-23-2009, 07:47 AM
shit 25 years to design? :lol

Orion
04-23-2009, 08:02 AM
He was making a point that anyone can give themselves a fancy title like CEO

what kind of company can survive on $10000 a year? i make 5 times that and barely surviving...

Mananetwork
04-23-2009, 09:25 AM
what kind of company can survive on $10000 a year? i make 5 times that and barely surviving...

Part time business starting out that's only doing it on the side, like my photography. I'm not making enough to live off it.

Noir
04-23-2009, 12:52 PM
I would throw that card out just as fast as the flyers I get handed to me on the street.

(which is as soon as I'm not in plain sight of the person handing it out and at the soonest convenient trash bin).