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Douchebag Neighbor
So new neighbor moved in 2 months ago, everything went well and quiet.
Until last month I got home around 5 am after a party, i was exhausted and hop onto my bed. I believed just happend that day my alarm was defected, so it goes off every 10 mins. I silence the alarm everytime it went off, but it was at 5 in the morning and i was lazy to get out of my bed to check what is wrong with it.
After 6 or 7 times alarm on and off, I heard there was banging and kicking on my door. I was half sleep at that point so i kinda ignore it and responded 5 mins later. I put on my shirt and walk out the door, no one was at the door.
Since i was already out the bed, so i took my car down the street to nearby school parking lot and trying to figure out whats wrong with my alarm.
Finally i gave up and just took the breaker of horn off to prevent further alarm noise.
The afternoon i woke up, the neighbor was asking me why the fuck my alarm keep going on and off and he tried to knock on the door but no one answer.
I explained to him; he didnt buy it and I also had to told him he could ring the doorbell instead of kicking and banging on the door.
So he told/threat me if it happens again, he is gonna call the police on me, i told him go ahead next time, i dont give a shit even if police shows.
I am a reasonable guy but he got me to a point that is over my limit that i had to explode.
Two days ago, I parked my car by the mail box and was reading few mails I just retrived from the box. Neighbor park behind me, and said " cant you read those mail at your house, you can free up the space here"
* No one was parked along that curb; and the distance where he had to walk is less than 10 second to reach the mailbox; although i was parked right beside the mailbox where walking distance is less than 5 second ( if that's even a big of deal of 5 sec difference)
I told him straight up,
"is this your property?"
"............"
"thats what i thought"
he had nothing to come back at me and just left after retreived his mails.
I mean does people got nothing better to do ? i know its at my fault in the begining, but why so serious ?? why being such a douchebag?
END OF RANT
taylor192
04-23-2009, 02:01 PM
Until last month I got home around 5 am after a party, i was exhausted and hop onto my bed. I believed just happend that day my alarm was defected, so it goes off every 10 mins. I silence the alarm everytime it went off, but it was at 5 in the morning and i was lazy to get out of my bed to check what is wrong with it.
After 6 or 7 times alarm on and off, I heard there was banging and kicking on my door.
Honestly, I would've been kicking your car door in at that point.
Its 5am, have some respect, get up and turn it off. Sounds like you're the douchebag, so no wonder when he finds you parked infront of the mailbox (illegally?) you get further disrespect.
jbsali
04-23-2009, 02:04 PM
thats weird that your alarm would go off like it. Its kind of your fault cause i would be pissed if you were my neighbour and the alarm kept going off like that. I think he did what anyone else would have done in that situation (besides kicking the door ofcourse).
The guys a dick. I can't believe he assumed you were doing it on purpose cause that is bullshit. If u knew u were having alarm problems in the past u prob should have gotten it checked out. The mailbox thing is bullshit though, everyone in my neighbourhood does what you do (opens/checks mail in car at mailbox) and thats fine, if yoru in front of the mailbox and someone comes up in a car behind you to check theirs... its just common courtosy (sp) to move.
I have a neighbour w/ 3 kids in their teens who bitch about the way i drive. her kids play hockey in the middle of the fucking street and cant take it down to the end of the cul-ti-sac where its totally open. instead they have to block everyone trying to go home or leave home. This bitch pisses me off soo much. Ive lived here the longest out of anyone and she just moved in like 3 years ago. BITCH I OWN THIS STREET! she can bitch all she wants.
Oh, and kudos to your neighbour for getting into trouble w/ u. usually neighbours try to befriend their neighbours so they have someone watching over their house when they go on vacation, etc. lol dumbass neighbours
why bother having an alarm that doesnt work properly...honestly id also be pissed if i was ur neighbor
Honestly, I would've been kicking your car door in at that point.
Its 5am, have some respect, get up and turn it off. Sounds like you're the douchebag, so no wonder when he finds you parked infront of the mailbox (illegally?) you get further disrespect.
i was on the car while going thru my mails, i was there for like 2 mins until he pulled behind me.
and no..its not illegally... i could parked there all night long if i wanted...
why bother having an alarm that doesnt work properly...honestly id also be pissed if i was ur neighbor
it worked fine until that day...........
its the first time im having the alarm issue
to specify ... i didnt let the alarm goes off for longer than 1 horn each time...
but like i said.. it went off about 6 or 7 times... each time with 1 horn, then i silence it hahahha :D
civicyvr
04-23-2009, 02:23 PM
So new neighbor moved in 2 months ago, everything went well and quiet.
Until last month I got home around 5 am after a party, i was exhausted and hop onto my bed. I believed just happend that day my alarm was defected, so it goes off every 10 mins. I silence the alarm everytime it went off, but it was at 5 in the morning and i was lazy to get out of my bed to check what is wrong with it.
After 6 or 7 times alarm on and off, I heard there was banging and kicking on my door. I was half sleep at that point so i kinda ignore it and responded 5 mins later. I put on my shirt and walk out the door, no one was at the door.
Come on. Man up. You were the douche first for not giving a fvck so now he's being a douche to you.
LethalLaw
04-23-2009, 02:25 PM
Like the others I would have also been upset that the alarm was going off at 5am, however I wouldn't have "Kicked" or "Banged" on the door..just rang the bell. So that was the neighbors fault.
Your fault for letting the alarm go off like that instead of just taking off the fuse for the alarm/taking off the battery.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
JHatta
04-23-2009, 02:26 PM
consider yourself lucky
if i was was woken up that many time because of a defective car alarm, I would have just broken in and jacked all your shit.
then pissed on your seats for waking me up at 5am.
eurochevy
04-23-2009, 02:28 PM
only have a few words for you OP, learn how to speak english..holy fuck did i have a hard time understanding your fob wording
hi5-ive
04-23-2009, 02:30 PM
doesnt matter if you silenced after 1 honk, thats fucken annoying at 5 in the morning.
consider yourself lucky
if i was was woken up that many time because of a defective car alarm, I would have just broken in and jacked all your shit.
then pissed on your seats for waking me up at 5am.
where do u live ? ... lol
only have a few words for you OP, learn how to speak english..holy fuck did i have a hard time understanding your fob wording
Sir soooo sorry, me well not do tat nest tyme.. i well tri to learn some engrish
YOU'RE THE DOUCHE!
I would've thrown bricks through your car if it kept going off every 10 minutes at 5 in the goddamn morning. Give your head a shake you inconsiderate ass.
fucking hell.
achiam
04-23-2009, 02:41 PM
Honestly, I would've been kicking your car door in at that point.
Its 5am, have some respect, get up and turn it off. Sounds like you're the douchebag, so no wonder when he finds you parked infront of the mailbox (illegally?) you get further disrespect.
Dood. If you were sleeping at FIVE AM, and someone's alarm woke you up, wouldn't you be pissed the fuck off??????
If that happened to me, and my neighbors were that angry, i'd be EMBARASSED and apologize!!
Dood. If you were sleeping at FIVE AM, and someone's alarm woke you up, wouldn't you be pissed the fuck off??????
If that happened to me, and my neighbors were that angry, i'd be EMBARASSED and apologize!!
I would be pissed. and i did apologized and explained. I even took my car off my own driveway and left the block to nearby parking lot to resolve the alarm issue.
At least i didnt fucking test my alarm on the driveway and it wasnt intentional. WHo knew my alarm will goes off on that day and at 5am. It never happend before. If i knew my alarm has historical issue, i would have gotten it taken down.
I did the right thing, i still got up and answer the door, but he left already.
It takes time for me to put on some cloth as well.
It's not like i let the alarm goes off for freaking 5 full mintues, again.. i apologized and resolve the problem. what more does he expect?
I dont often stay home during the weekend, but whenever im at home during the weekend, they are blasting their music and party everytime that i could hear them inside my basement. not to mention it goes on till 4 am or beyond.
where is his consideration at then ?
murd0c
04-23-2009, 02:54 PM
Consider your self OWNED OP
Anurag
04-23-2009, 02:57 PM
holy shit, the whole time while reading this i thought he was talking about his sleeping alarm clock! i was wondering how his neighbour could even hear it lol... i figured out that he was talking about his car alarm when you guys started mentioning it... and yea that is a total disturbance on your part especially at 5am
hk20000
04-23-2009, 03:21 PM
you do know it's MORE annoying that you let it beep 6 to 7 times every 10 min than to let it beep away constantly right?
You do know how people's sleep cycle works right? Be glad your glass is still in one piece.
Stevie P
04-23-2009, 03:28 PM
Give your head a shake. You're lucky your neighbor is that understanding.
Meowjin
04-23-2009, 03:38 PM
id punch you in the balls
It's not like i let the alarm goes off for freaking 5 full mintues, again
I hear what you're saying. But still, everything is excacerbated because its 5am.
Great68
04-23-2009, 03:44 PM
i was lazy to get out of my bed to check what is wrong with it.
After 6 or 7 times alarm on and off
If you weren't so fucking lazy your neighbour wouldn't have to have been such an ass to you.
By the third time your alarm went off, you should have disabled it.
Synaptik
04-23-2009, 03:50 PM
your car alarm goes off every 10 mins at 5 am and you're too lazy to go take a look? i woulda taken a bat to your car window.
the douchebag here isnt your neighbour.
iEatClams
04-23-2009, 03:53 PM
holy shit, the whole time while reading this i thought he was talking about his sleeping alarm clock! i was wondering how his neighbour could even hear it lol... i figured out that he was talking about his car alarm when you guys started mentioning it... and yea that is a total disturbance on your part especially at 5am
me too, I agree with one of the previous posters when he said that OP needs to learn english and not write soo fobby.
over 5 times, holy fuck man, OP's fault hands down. You're very lucky to have nothing happen to your car. Your neighbors a good guy for not doing anything to it yet.
and as a previous guy said, 6 or 7 times is more annoying than having it on constantly.
man. . .. i can only imagine how pissed off his neighbours must feel. . . u wake up to some alarm sound, it goes off, then u go back to sleep, only to have it go off again, and again, and again. . .
but it was at 5 in the morning and i was lazy to get out of my bed to check what is wrong with it. .. . . I was half sleep at that point so i kinda ignore it and responded 5 mins later.
what's the point of responding to a door knock 5 minutes later?
it's now clear that you're the douche.
Death2Theft
04-23-2009, 03:55 PM
Your the douchebag not your neighbor.
IMASA
04-23-2009, 04:05 PM
Your the douchebag not your neighbor.
:lol @ all the responses.
Ludepower
04-23-2009, 04:52 PM
Your the douchebag not your neighbor.
murd0c
04-23-2009, 05:04 PM
I hope your car gets broken into now since you don't have a alarm
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04-23-2009, 05:24 PM
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pandalove
04-23-2009, 05:41 PM
for a moment there i was thinking to my self... wow this douchebag got a pretty fucking loud alarm clock...then i realize ur talking about ur car
douchebag
BlackV62K2
04-23-2009, 05:57 PM
for a moment there i was thinking to my self... wow this douchebag got a pretty fucking loud alarm clock...then i realize ur talking about ur car
douchebag
LOL me too. I was like why did he drive to the school parking lot to try to fix his alarm clock haha.
m4k4v4li
04-23-2009, 05:59 PM
r u fucking kidding me, you were tired and dozing off / half asleep and heard it go off 6 - 7 times, so obviously it was loud enough to wake you up
if its loud enough to wake you up, what makes u think its not loud enough to wake ur fucking neighbour up
m4k4v4li
04-23-2009, 06:00 PM
LOL me too. I was like why did he drive to the school parking lot to try to fix his alarm clock haha.
hahahahahha ya i had to re-read it, i was like, why the fuck did he drive to a school parking lot to fix a fuckin alarm clock LOL
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AsBannedAsItGets
04-23-2009, 06:12 PM
Not your fault at all bro. Should have just handed him a set of earplugs and told him to deal with it.
pawdregry4g
04-23-2009, 06:35 PM
LOL me too. I was like why did he drive to the school parking lot to try to fix his alarm clock haha.
qft
consider yourself lucky
if i was was woken up that many time because of a defective car alarm, I would have just broken in and jacked all your shit.
then pissed on your seats for waking me up at 5am.
only have a few words for you OP, learn how to speak english..holy fuck did i have a hard time understanding your fob wording
doesnt matter if you silenced after 1 honk, thats fucken annoying at 5 in the morning.
YOU'RE THE DOUCHE!
I would've thrown bricks through your car if it kept going off every 10 minutes at 5 in the goddamn morning. Give your head a shake you inconsiderate ass.
fucking hell.
Dood. If you were sleeping at FIVE AM, and someone's alarm woke you up, wouldn't you be pissed the fuck off??????
If that happened to me, and my neighbors were that angry, i'd be EMBARASSED and apologize!!
id punch you in the balls
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pandalove
04-23-2009, 06:37 PM
why u fuckers only quoting him .. i was the one that pointed it out first:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I WANNA BE QUOOOTEEDD ><:whine::whine:
I hope your car gets broken into now since you don't have a alarm
lol.. i accpet all the comments of me being a douche.. but hoping someone's car gets broken into just low...
be careful what you wish for... haha
why u fuckers only quoting him .. i was the one that pointed it out first:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I WANNA BE QUOOOTEEDD ><:whine::whine:
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mugentsx
04-23-2009, 06:40 PM
once again
Your the douchebag not your neighbor.
BlackV62K2
04-23-2009, 06:53 PM
why u fuckers only quoting him .. i was the one that pointed it out first:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I WANNA BE QUOOOTEEDD ><:whine::whine:
U Mad? LOL
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Poonpee
04-23-2009, 07:13 PM
lol.. i accpet all the comments of me being a douche.. but hoping someone's car gets broken into just low...
be careful what you wish for... haha
I wish i would never have a neighbor like you and world peace !:D
pawdregry4g
04-23-2009, 07:16 PM
why u fuckers only quoting him .. i was the one that pointed it out first:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I WANNA BE QUOOOTEEDD ><:whine::whine:
soorry master-donno, qft x10
vancitiboy
04-23-2009, 08:21 PM
LOL owned
treize
04-23-2009, 08:25 PM
you guys making fun of his fobby-ness yet no one catches that it should be
YOU'RE instead of "your" the douchebag
jasperlin
04-23-2009, 09:32 PM
LOL, this post reminds me of the big ballers who went to ebisu and though tthat they were the most badass VIP customers haha
but yeah OP.. you're a fucking deuche. and you're a terrible story teller because everyone thought that you were talking about your alarm clock
pandalove
04-23-2009, 09:33 PM
you guys making fun of his fobby-ness yet no one catches that it should be
YOU'RE instead of "your" the douchebag
yOU're a douche for pointing that out
tiger_handheld
04-23-2009, 09:38 PM
the results have come in and ...
"YOU ARE the douchebag. " - in a Maury voice ..
Chuck Norris
04-23-2009, 10:25 PM
Next welfare cheque you get, fix the alarm or sell everything and take the bus.
TheKingdom2000
04-23-2009, 10:36 PM
no offense, but your English is pretty bad.
monkeywrench
04-23-2009, 10:39 PM
Don't make enemies out of your neighbours, serious business.
achiam
04-23-2009, 10:43 PM
LOL, this post reminds me of the big ballers who went to ebisu and though tthat they were the most badass VIP customers haha
but yeah OP.. you're a fucking deuche. and you're a terrible story teller because everyone thought that you were talking about your alarm clock
Big ballers at Ebisu? What happened?
Jacka
04-23-2009, 10:51 PM
OP, if it were only once or twice car alarm noise, that would have been fine. BUT 6 or 7 time???? wtf are you thinking???
Big ballers at Ebisu? What happened?
It is in Fight Club.
Something like RICHMOND EBISU TERRIBLE SERVICE
Senna4ever
04-23-2009, 11:46 PM
the results have come in and ...
"YOU ARE the douchebag. " - in a Maury voice ..
:lol
Raid3n
04-24-2009, 01:57 AM
why didn't you just turn the alarm off after the 2nd or 3rd time...
taylor192
04-24-2009, 07:05 AM
Your the douchebag not your neighbor.
Its you're not your.
Now I'm the douchebag! :haha:
If the alarm goes off every 10 minutes and you said it went on for 6-7 times, that's 60-70 minutes already! I would cut the neighbor some slack if I were you. Everyone there probably lost an hour of sleep because of you, and will be predictably annoyed.
The mailbox thing is more a courtesy than anything. It happens in our complex too. So often in fact that a few months ago, our strata put a '5 Minute Parking Only' sign in front of the stall next to the mailboxes.
RenoMan
04-24-2009, 11:37 AM
silk go to this thread http://www.revscene.net/forums/my-neighbours-douche-t573363.html
Mugen EvOlutioN
04-24-2009, 01:40 PM
:haha::haha::haha:
Livinggggggg the LOWWWW LIFEEE
GET LOW SON
StylinRed
04-24-2009, 02:47 PM
wow im still awake at 5am but i know what its like being awakened while trying to sleep (wood chipper today at 1pm omg)
as have been said i think id be trying to turn your alarm off for you by smashing the car into pieces until i got to the horn
wahyinghung
04-24-2009, 05:48 PM
What's with all these douche posts!!! Well this is the original post and the best so far :D
IMASA
04-24-2009, 06:51 PM
Its you're not your.
Now I'm the douchebag! :haha:
No shit, that's why it's funny. I just quoted the guy who posted above me.
orange7
04-24-2009, 10:13 PM
you guys making fun of his fobby-ness yet no one catches that it should be
YOU'RE instead of "your" the douchebag
umm.. it should be "you guys ARE making fun of his... "
danned
04-24-2009, 10:38 PM
i hate my neigbour
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