[EssenceGSR]

Girlfriend is coming home after travelling for 3 weeks, wanted to surprise her at the airport with a not-so-typical greeting (meaning the regular flowers). Any ideas? (that won't get me arrested...)

Thanks!

[achiam]

K. You know those limo drivers that hold up signs saying JOE SMITH for passengers they are supposed to pick up?

Go write something funny on a sign and hold it up in front of the arrivals parade of people.

I've always wanted to pick up my friends holding a sign saying RETARD

[El Bastardo]

http://www.dotolearn.com/picturecards/images/imageschedule/pants_down_l.gif

[asian_speedster]

Make a huge sign, like a flag and wave it around when you see her!

[Roach]

wanted to surprise her at the airport with a not-so-typical greeting


Taser her.

Kev

Edit: Wait, already been done.

[penner2k]

Taser her.

Kev

Edit: Wait, already been done.

fuck.. you beat me to it..

[eddoe]

Hire a midget and handcuff him to yourself.

[urrh]

dick in a box

[taylor192]

dick in a box

x2

[hotjoint]

http://www.dotolearn.com/picturecards/images/imageschedule/pants_down_l.gif

:lol

[liu13]

id think she'd be too tired to give a damn bout your surprise

[azzurro32]

dick in a box

i was thinking dick in a bouqet of flowers

[wouwou]

i was thinking dick in a bouqet of flowers

that's gotta hurt

[treize]

id think she'd be too tired to give a damn bout your surprise

not true, she'll definitely care :) ummm i think the sign idea is cute, have the limo guy holding it and then you can be waiting in the car with some sort of gift?

[Shun Izaki]

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

[hal0g0dv2]

say hi ?

[skyxx]

Wear Her panties when she pulls your pants off while handcuffed to a midget holding a sign that says RETARD.

[hung_low]

you want to make it memorable?


don't pick her up,

[johny]

you want to make it memorable?


don't pick her up,



LMAO, best response

[MERXUS]

come with another chick --> hold her hand when she exits the secure area =)

[Jason00S2000]

I did this when a gf of mine came back a few years ago from school:


1. Hire a limo
2. Pick her up in the airport in the limo
3. Have a couple of her friends with you
4. Have roses in the limo
5. Have champagne in the limo


She will be thrilled

[SoulCrusher]

6. And then fuck her brains out in the limo

[EssenceGSR]

Some of those are great suggestions...others are hilarious, but won't be done ;)

Thanks! Keep 'em coming if anyone has anything different!

[twitchyzero]

lmao this thread is fullz of winz

[Carl Johnson]

6. And then fuck her brains out in the limo

OHH YEAH!

[Girl]

She'll melt with a sign that says "Love of my Life"

Then when she approaches, get down on your knee with a ring box and have a condom in there instead. Wait until a little crowed forms before you open up the box and say soemthing loudly like "I'm so glad you're home hun, your sister was just not as good as you"

[Iceman-19]

when she runs up to hug you, punch her in the mouth. she will NEVER see it coming. after, many LULZ.

[skyxx]

^ I'm gonna do that next time....lol