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05-03-2009, 07:33 PM
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I'll start.. feel free to add more Quote: What is the reason that my vagina change the colour ??
I'm 21 year old but I'm really unhappy .bcz my vagina change his colour in the start my vagina colour is pink but now his colour is dark raddish . I don't know why my vagina change his colour ??? Is bcz of age?? or Is bcz of intercourse ??
and now what should i do bcz i'm so upset and feeling complex ... plz help me
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05-03-2009, 07:36 PM
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#2 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Is there anyway I can get this popular guy to get me PREGNANT?
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05-03-2009, 07:41 PM
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#3 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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| Quote: Wat is the countrey canada all about?
i live in texas and i alweys hear about canada on the tv screen
i was just wundering what they speak there and where that countrey is?
thank you
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NO I MEN ARE CANADA PEOPLE NICE? DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?
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05-03-2009, 07:42 PM
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I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.
What should I do about this?
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He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
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05-03-2009, 07:42 PM
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| Quote: Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregnant?
ok Im kinda worryed about my girlfriend and all becuz she aint have her peroid. she isnt havin her period blood..is hte baby drinking all the blood?
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05-03-2009, 07:43 PM
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the gay son one was good.. aha
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05-03-2009, 07:45 PM
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| Quote: Why does my vagina smell like fish?
OK im sorry i know this may be very digusting and im sorry for asking but I NEED TO KNOW.
it's smelled like this for 2 years and i always thought it was normal and supposed to smell like that. recently i just mentioned it to my mom and she's like no no u must have an infection! what infection could it be and what can i do to treat it?
it also is very itchy
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05-03-2009, 07:45 PM
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Help! anal sex? pregnant?
okay so i had my period, and then i started having anal sex, i had it about 8-10 times and each time he came in me... im now almost 2 days late for my period.. my boobs hurt and my upper legs hurt to.. my throat hurts, which ive heared illnesses can delay your period.. i havnt taken any medication tho.. and im not tired all the time, ive been sleeping well... on a scale of 1-10 what r my chances of being pregnant? thx! no judjmental answers please!!
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What are the changes of becoming pregnant from anal sex?
My boyfriend and I have been having unprotected anal sex under the delusion that pregnancy cannot occur. I have since found out that it can, and I'm very frightened. I am having spotting, which I have never previously had, but my period is never the same, so should i be worried? I took a home pregnancy test a day ago that come up negative, and I know that my mother also experiences spotting in her periods. I have heard the period of the daughter may sometime model after that of the mother. I always clean myself up thoroughly afterward. How frightened should I be?
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05-03-2009, 07:47 PM
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#9 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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| Quote: I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie?
i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on???
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05-03-2009, 07:47 PM
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How is babby formed?????
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
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05-03-2009, 07:49 PM
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What is the best way to murder somebody and get away with it?
It's for a book I'm writing. It's about a serial killer in a school and he's a student. Really...
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05-03-2009, 07:54 PM
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Help me turn my boyfriend into a sexy girl... he lost a bet and he's doing it for a month!?
I need all the advice I can get, head to toe, hair to clothes. Nothing is too far, it's 24/7 for a month.
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05-03-2009, 07:59 PM
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How to you tell your pet monkey to stop throwing ****!?
Seriously, he just loves to throw his ****! I want him to stop.
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05-03-2009, 08:01 PM
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05-03-2009, 08:29 PM
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Am i gay ?
ever since i was in middle school I've been attracted to girls, but ever since my freshmen year I've been noticing guys in the gym and I always catch myself daydreaming about them in class, usually about making out with them and sometimes we go further than that.
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05-03-2009, 08:32 PM
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Just for Boosty  Quote:
Tasting your own sperm is good?
I was thinking of tasting my sperm but i'm not sure. Is it bad???? Please tell me
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i need to hear it from a pro. Someone that has done it. plz
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Swallowing ur own sperm?
Is it safe to eat or taste ur own sperm? just wondering i know who has done that!?
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05-03-2009, 10:39 PM
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these are pretty good. i bet half of them are serious!
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05-04-2009, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CRS  | What the fuck.....LOL. Shit everyone of them actually tried it.  uke:
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05-05-2009, 04:01 PM
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#19 | | I STILL don't get it
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I need some help with my premature ejaculation! please!? me and my girlfriend like to have sex plenty of times a week. the only problem is that i ejaculate too fast. i only last like 4 or 5 minutes. can someone please help me out!!!!! i would like to learn how i can stop that NATURALLY, without taking any medicine or anything. please help me.
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Practice with your hands...
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Expert Masterbator
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05-05-2009, 06:13 PM
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#20 | | I STILL don't get it
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Am I a gangsta cool boy?
Alright my name is edric, and need to know if I am cool. I go to school and I have a big brown coffee stain on my face which is actually a birth mark. I use the sign to tattoo on all my follower gangstaz..which is only one guy. We formed a gang called E-D and we got like suspended for hacking cuz we are so cool. I went on a trip and I broke into some guys room and slept beside him and then turned up the heat to make them take their shirts off, We are so bad!! I have a nice comb over hair style and nice rims on my eyes. I am pretty cool but this guy said I was a faag after I brought a camera into the change room for some reason!!!! He is so mean so I told the principal on him. I fail most of my tests to look awesomely cool and hang out with ma hommie elgin and Mr.R at the library. Dude I am cool!
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05-25-2009, 10:55 PM
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05-26-2009, 12:01 AM
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A best of, but a different best than you're expecting. Quote: Is it OK to run an illegal library from my locker at school?
Let me explain.
I go to a private school that is rather strict. Recently, the principal and school teacher council released a (very long) list of books we're not allowed to read. I was absolutely appalled, because a large number of the books were classics and others that are my favorites. One of my personal favorites, The Catcher in the Rye, was on the list, so I decided to bring it to school to see if I would really get in trouble. Well... I did but not too much. Then (surprise!) a boy in my English class asked if he could borrow the book, because he heard it was very good AND it was banned! This happened a lot and my locker got to overflowing with the banned books, so I decided to put the unoccupied locker next to me to a good use. I now have 62 books in that locker, about half of what was on the list. I took care only to bring the books with literary quality. Some of these books are:
>The Perks of Being a Wallflower
>His Dark Materials trilogy
>Sabriel
>The Canterbury Tales
>Candide
>The Divine Comedy
>Paradise Lost
>The Godfather
>Mort
>Interview with the Vampire
>The Hunger Games
>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
>A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
>Animal Farm
>The Witches
>Shade's Children
>The Evolution of Man
> the Holy Qu'ran
... and lots more.
Anyway, I now operate a little mini-library that no one has access to but myself. Practically a real library, because I keep an inventory log and give people due dates and everything. I would be in so much trouble if I got caught, but I think it's the right thing to do because before I started, almost no kid at school but myself took an active interest in reading! Now not only are all the kids reading the banned books, but go out of their way to read anything they can get their hands on. So I'm doing a good thing, right? Oh, and since you're probably wondering "Why can't you just go to a local library and check out the books?" most of the kids are too chicken or their parents won't let them but the books. I think that people should have open minds. Most of the books were banned because they contained information that opposed Catholisism. I limit my 'library' to only the sophmores, juniors and seniors just in case so you can't say I'm exposing young people to materiel they're not mature enough for. But is what I'm doing wrong because parents and teachers don't know about it and might not like it, or is it a good thing because I am starting appreciation of the classics and truly good novels (Not just fad novels like Twilight) in my generation?
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More books I have:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Slaughterhouse-5
Lord of the Flies
Bridge to Terabithia
Catch-22
East of Eden
The Brothers Grimm Unabridged Fairytales.
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3 months ago
Twilight is banned also, but I don't want that polluting my library.
3 months ago
As for getting the press involved, reporters are not allowed on campus. Besides, my parents would be so mad if they found out I was doing this.
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Major ups for this kid, deserves no less than a scholarship!
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05-26-2009, 01:34 AM
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Big up to that kid.
Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost are probably the most dangerous ones to have from a traditional Catholic Church standpoint.
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05-26-2009, 05:33 PM
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#24 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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wow love the one about russia invading georgia!
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05-26-2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ilvtofu wow love the one about russia invading georgia! | If that happens, no more Coca Cola or CNN. ZOMG 
I kid, I kid. Wow, you'd think some people would've searched Wikipedia first before posting such moronic questions.
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