[Eastwood]

Alright so I had a job interview today. Well it turns out the interview went great, and I got the job minus a medical. She said I'll be required to take a piss test.

I have been smoking weed almost daily for the past 2 months. I haven't smoked since Sunday. The interviewer, told me I'll get a medical on Friday.

Is there any way to piss clean, the only drug I've taken is marijuana. What do I need to do? Any input would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[Presto]

Hmm... does it work if you tell them you attend a lot of concerts, and are always in the thick of the smoke?

I think there's detox drinks you can get, or a fake wang that dispenses someone else's clean wiz. You can probably find a bunch of stuff in any issue of High Times.

[CRS]

:lol

Takes 2 weeks to get marijuana out of your system. The only way I can imagine you passing this test is it is a false negative or you get a bag of urine from a clean person and use that as your sample.

[twitchyzero]

bottle clean piss in...and pour it in the test cup.
have fun

[achiam]

There is no real way to estimate how long the THC concentration in your blood plasma will remain at detectable levels.
Each person has a different metabolic rate, based not only on your level of regular exercise, but also your genetic makeup - certain ethnic groups lack or express genes which encode enzymes that work to breakdown things that enter your system.

With respect to weed, the fact that you've been smoking regularly would mean there is quite a high level which will remain your system until your body has metabolized it. I'm not sure what the "average" human's half life of THC in blood plasma is per mg inhaled, but it should also be noted that THC does cross into the brain, passing the Blood Brain Barrier.

Given that today is Tuesday, I highly doubt you will be able to pass the exam. A quick google has one site saying the THC half life is 5-10 days, meaning that it would be completely metabolized in 20. How much the initial dosage of this example is not mentioned so its quite inconclusive.

The only thing I can think of is to go out and run hardcore for the next 4 days. That is the only sure way to boost your metabolism to maxed out levels.

[achiam]

Hmm... does it work if you tell them you attend a lot of concerts, and are always in the thick of the smoke?

I think there's detox drinks you can get, or a fake wang that dispenses someone else's clean wiz. You can probably find a bunch of stuff in any issue of High Times.

I haven't read anything or seen anything about detox drugs, but the fact that THC passes the Blood Brain Barrier and deposits in adipose tissue means that it will remain in the system for quite a long time.

[Culture_Vulture]

I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?

Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour.

[wouwou]

I'm afraid you will have to get someone else's piss.

[snowball]

there are a lot of tips on google to test clean, certain things u can drink and eat before you test to flush ur system.

im not gonna be the parter pooper who's going to say you should've been more responsible and stopped smoking weed well before your interview cause it does accumulate if you've been smoking so much (but someone else will)

[Eastwood]

FUCK MY LIFE. It is such a good job too. Does anyone know anything about those detox drinks you can get at GNC?

[achiam]

I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?

Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour.

The kidneys actually function to continually filter the blood of ions which are in excess, and control reabsorption to maintain a correct osmotic blood balance. The liver is more key in this area - it produces enzymes which are used to metabolize nearly everything.
Because the THC deposits in the fat cells, it is extremely difficult to metabolize this at greater speed.

[Shun Izaki]

I'm no biologist, but does drinking a LOT of water not work?

Detox drinks might work, because they clean the kidneys (and liver?) and get you to piss like Niagara Falls. I took one of those once when I was feverish and that shit came out once every half an hour.

Drinking a lot of water should help your blood to become slightly more re-freshed and watery. It also helps your liver/kidneys out cuz it just goes straight through.

[The_AK]

Heres a solution:

Get into an accident and wind up in the hospital with a broken arm or something. Then tell them you were unable to get a sample of urine because your arm was being treated. Or something along the lines of that... at least thats the best I can think of on the spot to avoid the date.

[achiam]

Hey Eastwood,
This page seems quite interesting; and does not conflict with anything medical. At the same time however, it remains inconclusive due to the wide range of human variation.
One thing is certain though.
If you're fat, your chance of passing the test will be nil.

[Grandmaster TSE]

i'll sell you some urine :haha:

[BNR32_Coupe]

Alright so I had a job interview today with an airline. Well it turns out the interview went great, and I got the job minus a medical. She said I'll be required to take a piss test.

I have been smoking weed almost daily for the past 2 months. I haven't smoked since Sunday. The interviewer, told me I'll get a medical on Friday.

Is there any way to piss clean, the only drug I've taken is marijuana. What do I need to do? Any input would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Nothing wrong with a pothead flying hundreds of people in our skies. Nothing wrong with that at all.

"Oh yea.. I fergot to put the landing gears down... hehe, my bad bro!!"

flamesuit ON!!

[Adsdeman]

Actually takes up to 8 weeks to clear the system if u smoke everyday. Detox drinks, lots of orage juice or your baby bros piss.

[Noir]

Spread your arms out. Spin multiple time really really fast. And go back in time and stop yourself from smoking pot.

:D

[you]

ohh man this is epic...
what kind of position is it anyway?

[StylinRed]

lots and lots and lots of water; they'll likely get u to retake the test at a later date because of it and by then u should be fine

[CRS]

lots and lots and lots of water; they'll likely get u to retake the test at a later date because of it and by then u should be fine

Or they just won't hire him... You know, which ever is more convenient.

[Toeknee]

LOL why did this become a sticky?

[metal]

FUCK MY LIFE. It is such a good job too. Does anyone know anything about those detox drinks you can get at GNC?

What position is this?

[BNR32_Coupe]

LOL why did this become a sticky?

because every pothead planning on being a pilot should know how to piss clean

[twitchyzero]

stickied :lol:

[Eastwood]

What position is this?
Not a pilot.

I should of added that in my original post. Don't worry guys, I'm not gonna be crashing planes. :thumbsup:

Anyways just a quick update. I bought a bottle of a detox cleaner that you take an hour and half before your test.

The guy at the pharmacy told me I could go into the test high and still piss clean.

[Presto]

^^^

Good to know! Hopefully, I don't need to piss in a cup for any future employment opportunities.

[StylinRed]

Or they just won't hire him... You know, which ever is more convenient.

rofl yea i guess that might happen too, or they just might think u drink lots of water and be like "eh whatever" ;)

better than failing

[Hondaracer]

people on this weed forum im on say you put a cap full of bleach in a litre of water and bottoms up!

and they actually do it too LOL

[Synarchist]

there are many drinks out there that you can take just a few hours or so before your urine test and pass perfectly clean. amsterdam cafe has many of such products though i hear that the best ones are usually the most expensive ones also. your looking at around $60 for a bottle and IMO you really get what you pay for.

[124Y]

lol...reminds me of the movie "Harsh Times"..

[hk20000]

LOL "some drink out there that will make your piss clean" that's like "Guaranteed to pass emission additives" sold at Lordco...

Just get someone else who doesn't smoke shit to piss in a sealed container for you, and you pour the content into the target container when you are in the toilet. Easy as pie.

[MG1]

e-mail Ross Ribigliati.

[metal]

You get a job with Canwest then I assume?

[Eastwood]

You get a job with Canwest then I assume?
No

[Drizzt Do'Urden]

gl
let us know how it goes!

[Manic!]

http://www.cleartest.com/products/absolute-detox/
http://www.quickfixurine.com/

should be available at most head shops.

I don't smoke smoke so I have never used it but is sold by a company they sells us rolling papers for our gas station.

[nsmb]

ur fucked

[impactX]

Should have thought about this before you smoked up.

[punkwax]

You can buy stuff at hemp stores that supposedly works.

Or Milk Thissel (sp?) at health stores.

Cranberry Juice is supposed to work as well.

Drink up!!

Or pull a Ross Rebagliatti, say you were at a party recently...

[flameboy54]

I've read drinking everything from pickle juice to salad dressing will flush your system. I personally would try Gatorade + gelatine or cran juice. Google it.

[Anjew]

I'm one of the operating managers there. I'll make sure i'll pass along your enthusiasm.

[jlo mein]

I think the bigger question is why the hell does a baggage handler job involve a urine test? Like wtf...is McDonald's going to start taking urine tests now for burger flippers?

[Meowjin]

I'm one of the operating managers there. I'll make sure i'll pass along your enthusiasm.

owned

[achiam]

Not a pilot.

I should of added that in my original post. Don't worry guys, I'm not gonna be crashing planes. :thumbsup:

Anyways just a quick update. I bought a bottle of a detox cleaner that you take an hour and half before your test.

The guy at the pharmacy told me I could go into the test high and still piss clean.

Holy shit. Can you tell us what this product is? I gotta look this up to see how it works

[SkinnyPupp]

You should do exercise every single day, and sweat like crazy. Drink a ton of water.

But really, impactx has it right. If you need to "fit in" to get a certain job, you should change your lifestyle.

[Matlock-gtR]

i have a friend that blazed 3 days before a short notice piss test for a job. she drank a lot of cranberry juice for 3 days straight and passed...

[scottsman]

Didnt read all the posts but find a detox drink. They work well but are expensive. Worked for me just follow the instructions. Go to the shop near vcc on hastings across from that park.

Cannot bring piss in. They check the temp. So if you can find a way to keep at internal body temp then good luck.

[tonyvu]

i think i saw this on MANswers that you can show up to your drug test baked and nothing will happen ahha

[achiam]

i have a friend that blazed 3 days before a short notice piss test for a job. she drank a lot of cranberry juice for 3 days straight and passed...

Hmm I'll have to say with certainty that cranberry juice does not affect how the body metabolizes anything.
The only medical use of Cranberry juice is that it contains mannitol L sugar, which, when taken up by Urinary Tract bacteria, hinders their ability to form binding structures to stick the walls of the Urinary Tract (therefore helping slow the bacterial infection spread). This is why people with Urinary tract infections are given antibiotics and told to take cranberry juice or sugar water (with Mannitol L).

It should also be of note that to "pass" the urinary test, THC levels need not be zero, but below 50ng/ some volume (was on previously posted site)

[hotjoint]

i'll sell you some urine :haha:

:lol

[!SG]

wasnt this on spike channels Manswers?

[BNR32_Coupe]

I think the bigger question is why the hell does a baggage handler job involve a urine test? Like wtf...is McDonald's going to start taking urine tests now for burger flippers?

some1 hasn't had food poisoning yet :D

[billboa]

Cannot bring piss in. They check the temp. So if you can find a way to keep at internal body temp then good luck.
i know someone that while on probation, got tested for drugs and was doin all sorts of drugs and was negative on the test. wat he did is take a condom, get his square buddy to piss in it, tie the top off, taped the top to ur leg, kinda by ur crotch but not so much where ur gonna be squishing it wen u walk. wen ur sitting in the building waiting to go in, try to get it as close to ur crotch area to keep it nice and warm, then wen u get the cup take ur dick out pretend ur using that, and with ur other hand un-tape the condom from ur leg, either open it or have sumtin to poke a small hole and put that in the cup.

or u can buy the wizzinator which is a fake penis setup with a reservoir of piss hiden.

[tool001]

http://retroroast.net/store/AppleJuice.jpg good luck

[jlo mein]

i know someone that while on probation, got tested for drugs and was doin all sorts of drugs and was negative on the test. wat he did is take a condom, get his square buddy to piss in it, tie the top off, taped the top to ur leg, kinda by ur crotch but not so much where ur gonna be squishing it wen u walk. wen ur sitting in the building waiting to go in, try to get it as close to ur crotch area to keep it nice and warm, then wen u get the cup take ur dick out pretend ur using that, and with ur other hand un-tape the condom from ur leg, either open it or have sumtin to poke a small hole and put that in the cup.

or u can buy the wizzinator which is a fake penis setup with a reservoir of piss hiden.

Are you saying that when you take a urine test someone stares at your wang?

[Gridlock]

No one watched me. I'd still be there...can't go on cue.

Wow...TMI.

[tiger_handheld]

Eastwood to the Interviewer: Sir, I dont drink and drive, I smoke & fly!
Interviewer: Welcome aboard!

[Jayboogz]

Bro man u got nothing to worry about. Buy that motherfucken detox drink even if it costs you a 1000 bucks I bought strawberry kiwi detox drink at puff on robson. I had an upcoming piss/saliva test for my life insurance my parents wanted me to get life insurance because it helps me save money + benefits family if you die. Well I was 18years old at that time and I was in the time frame where people would try drugs etcetc and I would not be able to purchase this life insurance if I was positive for drugs not only that, I would get busted for smoking dope. Well anyways what you do with this drink is pre-drink a litre of water and then drink a the detox drink followed by another litre of water about two hours ahead of your test. Yes it is a lot of water but it'll last you seven hours. Fuck I was shooting out piss like a fountain probs like 10+ times after I finished the drink. But you know what? It fucken worked got my motherfucken life insurance.I also blazed before I started drinking the detox too. Seriosly tho nothing to sweat about that drink will fucken work!!

[3seriesBeeM]

i saw this topic once covered on the MAN SHOW. they had some detox drinks and also this fake penis that you fill with someone elses urine and strap it around your waste

[thumper]

this would be an epic fail if this possible future employer were also on RS and is reading about this right now :lol

[Eastwood]

this would be an epic fail if this possible future employer were also on RS and is reading about this right now :lol
That's why I edited all my posts, but sadly people keep refreshing this thread to the top.

Let it die people.

PS. I only refreshed it because it was at the top. And no don't quote me.