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05-06-2009, 07:07 AM
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#1 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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| Secretary giving boss head in car, van crashes into car, she bites his schlong off
Tuesday May 5, 2009
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp...725&sec=nation
Too bad this wasn't in the HK paper with a cartoon illustration.
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05-06-2009, 07:17 AM
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#2 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by achiam  The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ. | while it's still in her mouth? 
yeh, we need this drawn via apple daily news
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05-06-2009, 07:34 AM
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#3 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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|  shitty deal for the guy
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05-06-2009, 08:13 AM
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#4 | | Banned By Establishment
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A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.
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05-06-2009, 09:06 AM
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did she get fired?
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05-06-2009, 09:08 AM
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#6 | | SFICC-05*
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Originally Posted by Gridlock A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare. |
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05-06-2009, 09:23 AM
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#7 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Karma?
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05-06-2009, 09:33 AM
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#8 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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ouch
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05-06-2009, 09:38 AM
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#9 | | The RS Freebie guru
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It was a boner-crushing impact.
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05-06-2009, 10:23 AM
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#10 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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hahahahaha
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05-06-2009, 10:47 AM
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#11 | | Banned (BBM)
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05-06-2009, 10:50 AM
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#12 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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heard this on the beat in the morning, unpleasant lol
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05-06-2009, 12:39 PM
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#13 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN only in china | dude you need to read closer.
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth | There is a time when you have to sig a post.
It just happened.
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05-06-2009, 12:44 PM
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#14 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by wouwou dude you need to read closer. | LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD
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05-06-2009, 12:44 PM
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#15 | | Media Officer / MOD
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wow .... that musta hurt hahah
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05-06-2009, 12:48 PM
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#16 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by Gridlock A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare. |  | |
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05-06-2009, 01:05 PM
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#17 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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wow...
this must be some joke!
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05-06-2009, 01:18 PM
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#18 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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lol.. ouhc XD..
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05-06-2009, 01:35 PM
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#19 | | I don't get it
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That's so freaking sick..
Like i just said to my bf, She had a detached piece of cock in her mouth... *shudders*
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05-06-2009, 01:56 PM
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#20 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by sf666@BNR32 LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD | okok Singapore
lol thats wat happens when u are at work
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05-06-2009, 02:01 PM
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#21 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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man, that hurts. The husband must be delighted
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05-06-2009, 02:16 PM
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#22 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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05-06-2009, 02:27 PM
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#23 | | How I Mod your mother
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Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...
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05-06-2009, 02:36 PM
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#24 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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05-06-2009, 02:37 PM
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#25 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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