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: Secretary giving boss head in car, van crashes into car, she bites his schlong off


achiam
05-06-2009, 07:07 AM
Tuesday May 5, 2009
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis


A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

Too bad this wasn't in the HK paper with a cartoon illustration.

GLOW
05-06-2009, 07:17 AM
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

while it's still in her mouth? :p

yeh, we need this drawn via apple daily news

hotjoint
05-06-2009, 07:34 AM
:lol shitty deal for the guy

Gridlock
05-06-2009, 08:13 AM
A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.

shenmecar
05-06-2009, 09:06 AM
did she get fired?

chun
05-06-2009, 09:08 AM
A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.
:lol

Mananetwork
05-06-2009, 09:23 AM
Karma?

Durrann1984
05-06-2009, 09:33 AM
ouch

InvisibleSoul
05-06-2009, 09:38 AM
It was a boner-crushing impact.

2damaxmr2
05-06-2009, 10:23 AM
hahahahaha

Mugen EvOlutioN
05-06-2009, 10:47 AM
only in china

:thumbsup:

The_AK
05-06-2009, 10:50 AM
heard this on the beat in the morning, unpleasant lol

wouwou
05-06-2009, 12:39 PM
only in china

:thumbsup:

dude you need to read closer.

Shun Izaki
05-06-2009, 12:44 PM
dude you need to read closer.

LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD

!Aznboi128
05-06-2009, 12:44 PM
wow .... that musta hurt hahah

Ch28
05-06-2009, 12:48 PM
A shame. I suspect he did not have inches to spare.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

twitchyzero
05-06-2009, 01:05 PM
wow...

this must be some joke!

MelonBoy
05-06-2009, 01:18 PM
lol.. ouhc XD..

NimbeeTT
05-06-2009, 01:35 PM
That's so freaking sick..
Like i just said to my bf, She had a detached piece of cock in her mouth... *shudders*

Mugen EvOlutioN
05-06-2009, 01:56 PM
LOL... someone's skimming through and reading like 2 lines of the articles XD

okok Singapore

lol thats wat happens when u are at work

q0192837465
05-06-2009, 02:01 PM
man, that hurts. The husband must be delighted

Rev
05-06-2009, 02:16 PM
man, that hurts. The husband must be delighted

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/hurt911gen/wat.jpg

!Yaminashi
05-06-2009, 02:27 PM
Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

Teriyaki
05-06-2009, 02:36 PM
Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

That is a way to get A HEAD in your career:thumbsup:

The_AK
05-06-2009, 02:37 PM
Thats not the way to get ahead in your career...

pun intended? hahah

!Yaminashi
05-06-2009, 02:57 PM
pun intended? hahah

Indeed it was:D

Tim Budong
05-06-2009, 03:05 PM
hahaha
she sure knows how to deep throat her way up the ladder
choke on the job
BWAHAH

mrclean604
05-06-2009, 03:28 PM
no pics of the girrl?

Not really racist!
05-06-2009, 03:39 PM
^ was waiting for somebody to ask for them

lol..

JSALES
05-06-2009, 04:34 PM
damn..

Nvasion
05-06-2009, 04:52 PM
karma

6insomnia9
05-06-2009, 04:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

str8hustla
05-06-2009, 05:12 PM
LOLOLOLO HAHAHAHA OWNED

danny_d19
05-06-2009, 05:37 PM
It was a boner-crushing impact.
shit yeah

CivicTypeRice
05-06-2009, 09:06 PM
:worthless:

Minnionator
05-06-2009, 09:43 PM
could say he......came up short ;)


too bad the bitch didnt choke and die on the shlong!

twitchyzero
05-06-2009, 09:48 PM
i wonder how often surgeons have to stitch people's wang back on :lol

hongy
05-06-2009, 10:07 PM
Wow that sucks.

thumper
05-07-2009, 06:12 AM
is this one of those rare instances where one is thankful she dosen't swallow? :eek:

124Y
05-07-2009, 10:13 AM
Luckily, the girl wasn't suckin' on his 2 manjigglys at that time....

Shun Izaki
05-07-2009, 11:08 AM
Luckily, the girl wasn't suckin' on his 2 manjigglys at that time....

how can she do that if she was giving him head while in a car? XD

Gumby
05-07-2009, 01:58 PM
Lots of funny posts in this thread! :lol