[Harvey Specter]

Purchasing:

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing:

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.


Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex everynight for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of$41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are:

- a 22 year old red-hot babe

-no begging or coaxing

-never a headache

-plays all requests

- no bitching or complaining

- no 'honey-do' list


Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

[slammer111]

:lol did you just make that up?

[hotjoint]

nice, I'm always down for saving money

[wouwou]

Cant argue with money saving lol

[achiam]

Purchasing:

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0312084kristen2.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0312084kristen5.jpg

[AVS_Racing]

Lol so we should just lease everything from now on

[3seriesBeeM]

ahahaha genius. this is the smartest thing ive heard all day. and hey you cant argue with the savings

[Ludepower]

Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.




Typical high e-standard nerd chiming in....post pics of your gf's or stay on topic...which is hookers > wife....thanks.

[fobulaus]

Anyone remember the craigslist post made by the golddigger and then responded by a millionaire? lol

[124Y]

LOL... that was brilliant! Looks like I'm gonna start leasing from now on!

[Boostaholic]

where to lease a clean ride? I don't want a lemon with STDs.

[q0192837465]

lol, just increase the estimated useful life of the purchase

[syee]

All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

I don't know if Eliot will agree with you about the "no legal fees" part. :D

Cost him his job. :D

However, an additional benefit Elliot had is that he can switch it up whenever he wants, and even though he gets older, the chicks he leases will always be late model 22 year olds with no body damage. :haha: No gimpy busted up Heather Mills types. (ok, ok, that last one was kinda mean) :D

[Synaptik]

this is why you never buy the cow

[03aspec]

hahaha thats gold

[wahyinghung]

I haven 't leased anything in my life before I guess now 's a good time to consider that option:D

[fliptuner]

Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.
It doesn't matter cause @ $4k/hr. you also get a lot of options.

[AzNightmare]

All girls can be bland looking to be honest. What you see is not always what is. It's called make up, camera angle, and/or photoshop.

[BoneThug]

i'm pretty sure ive seen that pic years ago? is this her first scandle? or does she do porn too?