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05-11-2009, 04:26 AM
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#1 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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| Buying vs. Leasing from a different prospective
Purchasing:
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
Leasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex everynight for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of$41.7 million.
Value-added benefits are:
- a 22 year old red-hot babe
-no begging or coaxing
-never a headache
-plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
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05-11-2009, 05:14 AM
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#2 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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|  did you just make that up?
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05-11-2009, 08:29 AM
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#3 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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nice, I'm always down for saving money
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05-11-2009, 09:07 AM
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#4 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Cant argue with money saving lol
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05-11-2009, 09:50 AM
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#5 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri Purchasing:
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense. | Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.   | |
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05-11-2009, 10:11 AM
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#6 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Lol so we should just lease everything from now on
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05-11-2009, 10:15 AM
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#7 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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ahahaha genius. this is the smartest thing ive heard all day. and hey you cant argue with the savings
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05-11-2009, 11:30 AM
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#8 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by achiam Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest.
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Typical high e-standard nerd chiming in....post pics of your gf's or stay on topic...which is hookers > wife....thanks.
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05-11-2009, 11:33 AM
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#9 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Anyone remember the craigslist post made by the golddigger and then responded by a millionaire? lol
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05-11-2009, 11:33 AM
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#10 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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LOL... that was brilliant! Looks like I'm gonna start leasing from now on!
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05-11-2009, 12:42 PM
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#11 | | I don't get it either
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where to lease a clean ride? I don't want a lemon with STDs.
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05-11-2009, 02:04 PM
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#12 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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lol, just increase the estimated useful life of the purchase
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05-11-2009, 03:12 PM
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#13 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri
All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
| I don't know if Eliot will agree with you about the "no legal fees" part. 
Cost him his job.
However, an additional benefit Elliot had is that he can switch it up whenever he wants, and even though he gets older, the chicks he leases will always be late model 22 year olds with no body damage.  No gimpy busted up Heather Mills types. (ok, ok, that last one was kinda mean) | |
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05-11-2009, 05:48 PM
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#14 | | Banned (ABWS)
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this is why you never buy the cow
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05-11-2009, 07:00 PM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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hahaha thats gold
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05-11-2009, 07:22 PM
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#16 | | The RS Anchorman
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I haven 't leased anything in my life before I guess now 's a good time to consider that option | |
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05-11-2009, 11:52 PM
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#17 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by achiam Actually, his hooker wasn't a looker at all. She was really bland looking to be honest. | It doesn't matter cause @ $4k/hr. you also get a lot of options.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad RSUV #7 | |
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05-12-2009, 06:00 AM
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#18 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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All girls can be bland looking to be honest. What you see is not always what is. It's called make up, camera angle, and/or photoshop.
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05-12-2009, 08:33 AM
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#19 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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i'm pretty sure ive seen that pic years ago? is this her first scandle? or does she do porn too?
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