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This Is Why People Think Audi Drivers Are Asshats
Jackygor
05-11-2009, 10:18 PM
http://jalopnik.com/5245672/this-is-why-people-think-audi-drivers-are-asshats
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/05/Audi_R8_Parking.jpg
wow, taking 4 handicap parking spot...
trancehead
05-11-2009, 10:21 PM
it should be
This is Why People Think French Canadian Drivers are Asshats
Death2Theft
05-11-2009, 10:21 PM
I'd go out of my way to key that car.
JSALES
05-11-2009, 10:23 PM
just because it's an Audi R8 doesn't mean you have the right to park anywhere like that
boatcaptain
05-11-2009, 10:25 PM
lol is there 4 tickets on the windsheild ???
I would just give it 4 tickets. :)
JSALES
05-11-2009, 10:28 PM
that picture should go into the 'bad parking job' thread haha
jigga250
05-11-2009, 10:29 PM
would have been better if people had parked diagonally in all 4 spots and boxed him in
J-Chow
05-11-2009, 10:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/seney/2657470850_441ba3f4d1.jpg
Wow... talk about keeping a low profile. That asshole will be the talk of the town!
According to Clarkson - all the cocks have ended up in an Audi
jbsali
05-12-2009, 03:02 AM
just punch him in the face, lock him in the trunk/hood? of his own car and all it a day. lol
fetched
05-12-2009, 03:36 AM
the owner probably thought this was the best solution to prevent potential incidents.
then the tow truck came. lul
x_macbeth
05-12-2009, 05:17 AM
i'd take 2 spots tops..
Wykydtron
05-12-2009, 06:11 AM
When I had my 323 I went out of my way to park as close to asshats like this as possible.
thumper
05-12-2009, 08:02 AM
anyone in a wheelchair would be within their rights to "accidentally" inflict damage on that car :o
jlenko
05-12-2009, 08:13 AM
I hate Audi drivers because they are starting to drive like MB owners... like assholes, changing lanes without signals. I mean, it's a really expensive car (compared to my piece of shit daily driver...) so wouldn't you WANT to let people know you're changing lanes so you don't hit them and wreck their nice car??
Fucking idiots.
thumper
05-12-2009, 08:23 AM
I hate Audi drivers because they are starting to drive like MB owners... like assholes, changing lanes without signals. I mean, it's a really expensive car (compared to my piece of shit daily driver...) so wouldn't you WANT to let people know you're changing lanes so you don't hit them and wreck their nice car??
Fucking idiots.
had one of those this morning on boundary going to work... black a4 weaving around traffic like a slalom, no signals, etc... actually the only time he signaled was when he pulled into mcdonalds.
time_traveller
05-12-2009, 11:52 AM
Spend 2 days in Montreal and you will see way worse parking jobs then this.
People double park everywhere with no care, even on saint-catherines (the equivlent of robson st) during the weekends when it's super busy, they just don't give a shit.
I've seen cars parked inside intersections, blocking handicapped ramps, blocking crosswalks. :mad: I've also seen a ton of drivers bump each others cars like it's nothing, even when they have several feet of room to get in and out of spots.
underscore
05-12-2009, 01:06 PM
park in front of or behind the guy, then let the air out of his tires.
shenmecar
05-12-2009, 05:13 PM
i would ask 4 handicapped drivers to park around it so it cant get out. Then go for a movie and dinner with them. =)
Shun Izaki
05-12-2009, 05:49 PM
just a picture, no need to get all hardcore sand in the vagoo over it. maybe they just wanted to show off their r8 to the web and made up that "someone" parked there.
Shit, there's a picture of my car in the lougheed mall parking over 6 spaces!!!
Don't get me wrong, nice car...but meh..
just take a big dump on his hood.
or xlax and explosive diarhea all over the driver side, make sure to cover the door handle
Hondaracer
05-12-2009, 06:27 PM
thats when ppl spit on your car and shit, not really worth the potential damages to take up 2 spots :/
WHEYsted
05-12-2009, 06:40 PM
That's not fair even if he is slammed with 4 parking violation tickets. If he can afford an R8, the tickets are pocket change to the owner. :cry:
mas604
05-12-2009, 07:18 PM
I dont think of anything of audi drivers, since when are they Asshats? Goes for anything.
hk20000
05-12-2009, 07:28 PM
coz Audis are the new cockmobile
1990TSI
05-12-2009, 07:35 PM
If I saw that guy getting in or out of his car, I would shake his hand in honor.
takes some big balls to pull that one off!
B-DiZzLe
05-12-2009, 08:15 PM
nice car
Death2Theft
05-12-2009, 09:54 PM
I would hire a hooker and a bum to have sex on his hood.
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