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: Japanese Man takes world record for Masturbating


NimbeeTT
05-12-2009, 09:37 PM
Masanobu Sato did Japan proud at last week's Masturbate-A-Thon, held in San Francisco on Saturday. He whacked away his old record of 9 hours and 33 minutes with a new one, 25 minutes longer. This new time helped him maintain his title as the masturbating world record holder.

So how did Sato (pictured above) hold on for that long? He came armed with masturbating aids from the company he works for. In an interview with SFWeekly, he reveals even more of his secrets:

"My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

Dick paralysis? Yikes.

He says that he also took advantage of Japanese pornos, and imagined his girlfriend, family and other co-workers during his almost 10-hour whack-a-thon. I hope that by "imagined" that he didn't mean imagined, because the "family" part would be really wrong.

Sato says that he hopes to break the record of 10 hours next time. When asked if he would attend the world championships in Copenhagen, he said that he's "not sure about it as it's a bit too much to do marathon twice a month."


http://www.japanator.com/elephant/post.phtml?pk=9887

Talk about sore dick much? Im a girl, and i still cant imagine someone going at it for such a long period of time.. :confused:

jeff19
05-12-2009, 09:40 PM
i feel sorri for his dick

KingDeeCee
05-12-2009, 09:41 PM
What the fuck....

This man can fucking run 10 marathons. He has fucking stamina of an Olympian. Holy Jesus. So he didn't fucking cum for almost 10 hours?! Does he have some ejaculation disorder?!

urrh
05-12-2009, 09:42 PM
he must be doing it wrong

liu13
05-12-2009, 09:48 PM
u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

KingDeeCee
05-12-2009, 09:49 PM
u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

Didn't another Russian male get raped by a chick non-stop getting fed Viagra for over 5 days or something?

fliptuner
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
He was robbing her hair salon or something.

Death2Theft
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
How many of you guys have tried viagra? I mean if a chick is fugly viagra isn't going to keep it hard. You have to at least be somewhat attracted in the first place.

hongy
05-12-2009, 11:24 PM
Dude what the fuck, he thought about his family?

joolee
05-12-2009, 11:55 PM
that long and he didn't cum? LOL

Ch28
05-13-2009, 12:29 AM
u guys hear bout that russian guy who had a bet with 2 women to have sex for 6 or 9 hours non stop

he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

thats the best way of going out

77civic1200
05-13-2009, 06:19 AM
he did it with viagra non stop banging the two girls but died of a heartache in the end

I love the chinglish on this site.

murd0c
05-13-2009, 06:48 AM
everyone talking about going that long with not busting a nut. But what about his fricken arm? it must of been ready to fall off!!

billboa
05-13-2009, 08:45 AM
wtf is tenga?

slow-fastback
05-13-2009, 08:59 AM
wtf is tenga?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tenga

AznK
05-13-2009, 09:08 AM
double post

AznK
05-13-2009, 09:09 AM
thats the best way of going out

http://www.bloops.org/images/snusnu.jpg

urrh
05-13-2009, 09:15 AM
^lol
ah yes, death by snu snu

hotjoint
05-13-2009, 09:30 AM
:lol really?

Alatar
05-13-2009, 04:05 PM
His right arm must be fucking massive.

Shun Izaki
05-13-2009, 04:53 PM
His right arm must be fucking massive.

lol jack-off arm

JHuJHu
05-13-2009, 07:27 PM
HUGE WRIST AND FOREARM MUSCLES!

booge_man
05-13-2009, 07:32 PM
No shit his right arm must look like Popeye's.

Graeme S
05-13-2009, 07:38 PM
His right arm must be fucking massive.
Only if he started watching porn in the days before the interwebs.

HollyZ32
05-13-2009, 07:55 PM
LMAO a Masturbate-A-Thon
thats funny hahah and kinda weird
sounds like it was just one big circle jerk to me...but with records and prizes! hahahahahah

secstasy
05-13-2009, 08:04 PM
wtf 9 hours .. LMAOO

shenmecar
05-13-2009, 09:08 PM
freaking hell theres such a thing?

PiuYi
05-13-2009, 10:01 PM
first the jackhammer chick n now this
masterbation these days....

!Tigger
05-27-2009, 01:44 AM
lol i wonder how his wife feels

jeff_alexander
05-27-2009, 08:42 AM
I feel sorry for the people who need to judge him.

InvisibleSoul
05-27-2009, 10:08 AM
We have a local new challenger!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6374414&postcount=2997

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9600/cc11d564215ef1ef76c6d4f.png

J-Wangsta
05-27-2009, 10:09 AM
holy fuck.... poor penis... =(

CivicTypeRice
05-27-2009, 07:22 PM
I bet I could beat his record!

jeff_alexander
05-27-2009, 07:40 PM
That must be a hard day. Pun intended

124Y
05-27-2009, 10:28 PM
Imagine if this guy goes in for a job interview...

Interviewer: "So...what is your greatest achievement?"

Guy: "I am currently the world record holder for masturbating. I can do it for 9 hours and 33 minutes"

Interviewer: :eek2:

Psykopathik
05-28-2009, 01:52 PM
how can he hold the world record??! I started when i was 13 and am still not finished.

- kT
05-28-2009, 01:55 PM
that picture up there almost made me fall off my chair laughing, the redtube one

when i saw the thread title i thought of my friend
come to think of it, it probably is him

i'll have to ask him next time i see him

drunkrussian
05-28-2009, 02:10 PM
lol this dude's gonna pee blood the next day i bet

btw what's a "tenga"?

tonyvu
05-28-2009, 03:11 PM
ohh... wow he must have been sore for like a week.