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	   |  Ape used as prostitute in s:::hole village  
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"Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.  
I want to cry.  
If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers."  
Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?  
Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.  
How did you get her away from there?  
It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.
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	   |   Quote:   | it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry |   Quote:   | There is no law enforcement in Indonesia |  
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					Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  who would ban me?  lol.  Look at my post count. |  |   |   |   |      |  05-23-2009, 09:15 AM | #3 |   | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon 
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					Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  who would ban me?  lol.  Look at my post count. |   Last edited by Nightwalker; 05-23-2009 at 09:16 AM.
					
					
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					Originally Posted by Nightwalker  wat |  i think they mean  
enforcements of law.  
and not the an actual Police Officer
		 
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			......At least she never bitches about how small your weeny is.
		 
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	   |   Quote:   | Anonymous, on Apr 22, 2009 wrote: When I wanna bone an orangutan, I want to be able to feel that long, coarse hair rubbing against my belly, just like Nature intended!
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			fukin disgusting how do you fuck an orangutan like da fuck
		 
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			that's fucked up
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			thats fucked up shit
		 
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			FUCKING disgusting...
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			hahaha what the fuck
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			fcking feel sick now
 first thing i read after i woke up..
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			fucking SICK!
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					Originally Posted by oniyou  fcking feel sick now
 first thing i read after i woke up..
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			those ppl quite literally "fuck anything that walks"
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			stuff like this makes me hate and love the internet
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			What do you expect from the 3rd world?
 
 This isn't shocking in the least, worse things happen every hour in Africa.
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					Originally Posted by hk20000  ......At least she never bitches about how small your weeny is. |  LOL! Only you... China.
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