[CanadaGoose]

It's freakin 3am.... it's been chirping like this veee-veeee-VOOooOO for the last 2 hours nonstop. Stupid junkie bird

[Alphamale]

Feed it some bread soaked in anti-freeze.

[El Bastardo]

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[HonestTea]

FUCKING BIRDS!

Hella annoying as shit!

[StylinRed]

.... they sound great, can easily fall asleep

[Harvey Specter]

Suck it up buttercup, it's summer!

[Hot Karl]

ear plugs and just use phone as the alarm on vibrate. leave the phone on your bed. voila.

[death_blossom]

still "singing" away around my house. at least you know it's pretty much summer time when the early birds are at it. :p

[03aspec]

birds arent annoying as my retarded neighbors putbull.. fuck i hate this dog, starts barking every time i try and pass out, then when i wake up in the morning its fucking barking again! if i was to ever shoot something, this dog would be it.

[iPee]

I kind of like the birds, pretty relaxing. On the other hand the newborn baby downstairs is pretty annoying, when I'm trying to study in the middle of the night.

[LeanNsupreme]

I had a pigeon that nested on my roof at a previous residence, those POS's use to wake me up every morning, making breeding noises, i would come out and and throw rocks up there, or grab a water hose and shoot water up there and the next morning.. same fucking thing, not to mention i've had crows swoop down on me left right and center a few times walking up a streetearly in the morning, and been shit on a couple of times, i guess we need them though to apparently balance out the ecosystem.
I would have no problem at all killing one that shit on me though, complete seriousness!

[silk]

hey,

you are lucky im not your neighbor !!!!!!

[Qmx323]

hey,

you are lucky im not your neighbor !!!!!!

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[bimmer91]

Buy a rifle pellet gun and snipe it.

[muteki]

Yeah birds are freaking noisy. =3

[dark0821]

err... xD.. or just use ur air soft gun xD

[RRxtar]

be thankfull there are still birds around to chirp!



altho i do have to admit, when im camping and theres a fuckin squirrel 5 feet up the tree above my tent going ape shit from 4am until 9am, it makes me wonder what squirrel cooked on a spit over the fire would taste like

[InvisibleSoul]

Solution: Sleep earlier. :p

Haha... but I've been there... back in the day with no school and no job... would be up till morning every night, and hear those damn birds...

[maxxxboost]

Do you have your windows open when you sleep?
I usually close my windows when i hear birds chirp.

Or Pellet gun. lol.

[rsx]

There's a stupid dog downstairs that barks at anyone that passes by him, I wrote letters to strata/owner/manager..nothing. Now, I have a p99 airsoft pistol saying hello to his face everytime he barks.

[Ch28]

Am I the only one that actually enjoys it? I find it pretty soothing and its usually a good indication that summer is here.

[!Aznboi128]

water gun, safe and works

[CRS]

Buy a rifle pellet gun and snipe it.

I did that.

Did you know that if you shoot a crow, it explodes like a pillow with white feathers?

I didn't.

[!Yaminashi]

Am I the only one that actually enjoys it? I find it pretty soothing and its usually a good indication that summer is here.

You're not the only one, I enjoy it too

[Beefball]

I enjoy it too

[124Y]

Find yourself a pet pelican. They'll start swallowing those birds around your house in no time.

[Teriyaki]

I enjoy it too

Damn it to hell I hate it to hell. Especially the constant 2-pitch call. "WEEE--woooo *pause* WEEEE-woooo....*repeat* It used to perch right outside my window last year and it got so used to my knocking on my window that it didn't even budge anymore. Thank god its not perched outside my window anymore this year.

[Shun Izaki]

paint ball gun

lol, i also have a high powered green laser which their eyes don't like.

[iEatClams]

birds arent annoying as my retarded neighbors putbull.. fuck i hate this dog, starts barking every time i try and pass out, then when i wake up in the morning its fucking barking again! if i was to ever shoot something, this dog would be it.


f'kin pitbulls, i use to live next door to one like 7-8 years ago and holy fuck. do they not recognize that we're his neighbors. honestly, everytime i walk by the neighbours fence to go into my house, it barks non-stop. and it was one of those metal fences so we can see the dog, it can see us clearly.

same thing for other people too, worst is really in the morning at like 7 am on a saturday and it goes off b.c someone just walked by.

[iEatClams]

Am I the only one that actually enjoys it? I find it pretty soothing and its usually a good indication that summer is here.

i enjoy it, its a pleasant sound. . .

unlike the crows. . . .. f'kin crows. . .

[Noir]

I did that.

Did you know that if you shoot a crow, it explodes like a pillow with white feathers?

I didn't.

I'm skeptical. You gotta mythbust that.

[Black SC2]

Am I the only one that actually enjoys it? I find it pretty soothing and its usually a good indication that summer is here.

You're not. I enjoy the sounds of nature too. That's partly why we bought our house away from the city. We back onto a regional park, and have tons of wildlife here. The only time I get testy is when the fucking woodpeckers hit the tin vents on my roof. Little dinks.

[Leopold Stotch]

i don't notice the birds normally. until past 4 am. at which point i wonder why i'm still awake.

[jnesss]

earplugs.. works like a charm.

[SlowRider]

the bird probally is giving PAY BACK for that shitty loud exhust it has to hear every-time you start your vehicle...

[ilvtofu]

Fuck man this is what we get for living in a forest, well close enough I guess, I live near dunbar and theres tons of coyotes, raccoons, skunks, squirrels, crows etc.
Last week I was in my alley, wanting to get to my car, and these two fucking squirrels were going at it on top of my carport, I was too afraid to walk to my car or back in my house so I walked around the alley to the front door... Yes i'm a pussy, but those squirrels look vicious and they're pretty fast too, Nuts are too valuable.
I could've actually climbed into my car through the trunk but i didn't bother, could've just revved the engine a bit and scare them away.
And also got a fucking ant infestation in my garage now too...

[ToneCapone]

lol i feel u , i have a cockatiel... every damn morning he jumps off his cage, walking around the house and chirpin all over the place.

[124Y]

Maybe my HKS SSQV's sharp chirp can communicate with them! :D

[ilvtofu]

Maybe the rust hole in my muffler could confuse the squirrels to crawl inside and live there, and when i start my car... muahahahaha

[InvisibleSoul]

Enjoy it while you can... I now yearn for those days where I can stay up to dawn and not have a care in the world about what's happening the next day...

[Honyoung]

its 4 am
a crow and a this bird must either be fighting or fucking cuase they wont stfu
cant sleep

[LeanNsupreme]

Get some food like bread or something, put in alka seltzer or drano, throw it up to them, them won't give you any hassle tomorrow, providing they ingest it.

[Gh0stRider]

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[elkayem]

Invest in some windows. lol

I have something called My house is facing north and I have my windows closed with a fan turned on.

Temperature is the same all 4 seasons round, and I can sleep with windows closed so I hear nothing outside (except for cars that has fart cans blow by) and I won't sweat my arse off.

My room wins.

[danned]

just bird all the trees

so no place for them to stand

[CRS]

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destroy it

Is it just me or do the shadows/compression on the mattress not look right?