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11 year old college graduate
http://kotaku.com/5280821/11+year+old-genius-says-video-games-a-waste-of-time
smug little bastard.
i really would like to see him try to change the world... being 11 and all... with a degree from a community college... in liberal arts. :haha:
ilvtofu
06-05-2009, 10:22 PM
FUCK U KID!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!
good, now i've gotten over my tourrete syndrome
God these kids need to learn to grow up like a regular human being, in 10 years people are just gonna see him as another college graduate, and come on, liberal arts... enuf said
JSALES
06-05-2009, 10:29 PM
Firelance
6:33 PM on Fri Jun 5 2009 If he does not cure cancer, then I'm smack him.
hilarious comment
clearly mass killing of hordes of zombies in L4D, or playing out all the oppressive books you read in high school though Half Life 2 aint his thing.
Culture_Vulture
06-05-2009, 11:40 PM
wow and martial arts awards too,
so he tutors his older classmates AND beats up bullies.
ftw
Klobbersaurus
06-05-2009, 11:59 PM
he graduated with a degree in astrophysics
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525254,00.html
pandalove
06-06-2009, 12:04 AM
hes gonna grow up building Neverland and start molesting lil kids because he got his childhood taken from him
The_AK
06-06-2009, 01:24 AM
i can picture him being a serial rapist in his late 40s
JSALES
06-06-2009, 02:08 AM
wonder if he'll get laid in the future or just be too caught up in his studies
InvisibleSoul
06-06-2009, 02:19 AM
Don't really envy him... I would never want to miss out on the experience of elementary or high school, especially the sports...
I foresee the Pedobear inside him in 40 years...
jbsali
06-06-2009, 02:26 AM
w.e hes going to envy my Left 4 Dead skills! When the zombie apocolypse comes hell be fucking sorry. my molotov, your face!
.Dream.Time
06-06-2009, 03:09 AM
probably has no social skills and friends..rather than envy him i feel sorry for him.
going to turn into one of those hentai freak stalkers for sure. or some kid playing gta everyday is going to get mad and just pop him.
Gt-R R34
06-06-2009, 03:16 AM
most of those insane genius usually end up with no social skills because tehy are just so far superior in terms of how FAST they grow up in terms of education.
Imagine you tell them our internet chat, he'll be WTF??
Stevie P
06-06-2009, 11:47 AM
Wow... poor kid.
PavelGTR
06-06-2009, 11:50 AM
hes gonna grow up building Neverland and start molesting lil kids because he got his childhood taken from him
:haha:
trancehead
06-06-2009, 12:36 PM
hes gonna grow up building Neverland and start molesting lil kids because he got his childhood taken from him
"thats ignorant!"
shenmecar
06-06-2009, 02:39 PM
In liberal studies?
Free Tibet.
orange7
06-06-2009, 07:33 PM
Don't really envy him... I would never want to miss out on the experience of elementary or high school, especially the sports...
yep.. he is definitely not going to get laid for a really really really long time.
let alone, i bet you he doesn't even know how to flirt with girls
!Aznboi128
06-06-2009, 11:22 PM
that's one smart kid.... also no life
Timpo
06-07-2009, 12:12 AM
heh, yeah i guess he is smart kid
only 11 years old. wtf
Ulic Qel-Droma
06-07-2009, 01:36 AM
doesnt matter how capable a kid is, infact he maybe the most capable person in the world but, the general population will not let a kid become leader, nor will they listen to one.
ecchiecchi
06-07-2009, 08:48 AM
mom probably never let him touch a video game. Feel that the comment about video games was just to justify the fail.
ZhangFei
06-07-2009, 10:02 AM
video games help out your eye-hand coordination.
the fuck is this kid talking about!!
orange7
06-07-2009, 11:02 AM
honestly, I don't envy him at all. In fact, I feel sorry for him.
I would never want to miss my elementary and high school life. Those were good time
dark0821
06-07-2009, 11:44 AM
I foresee the Pedobear inside him in 40 years...
i see a pedobear in you right now xD
CorneringArtist
06-07-2009, 01:05 PM
most of those insane genius usually end up with no social skills because tehy are just so far superior in terms of how FAST they grow up in terms of education.
Imagine you tell them our internet chat, he'll be WTF??
QFT. Kid ironically has no life compared to gamers. Either he's gonna go Pedobear like everyone has mentioned, or he's gonna burn out at 16, and kill himself at 18.
monkeywrench
06-07-2009, 01:17 PM
theres more to life than just school, and I feel sorry for this guy, theres so many things he missed out on that most of us have experienced
cant even imagine someone with no social skills either, freaking to-be-pedobear kid.
CorneringArtist
06-07-2009, 01:38 PM
I might add that this kid is also the definition of "Growing up too fast". If he isn't dead by 20, he's gonna be acting like a 60 year old by then.
penner2k
06-07-2009, 07:44 PM
What I dont get is why people are saying he has no life.
I'm not saying he does but how do you know he doesnt have any friends? Just cuz he doesnt play video games doesnt mean he doesnt have friends.. hell he could very well have more friends than some kids just cuz he doesnt.
I could be wrong but I just dont see how everyone assumes he has no friends cuz he doesnt play video games.
Hondaracer
06-07-2009, 07:51 PM
these child geniuses are never heard from again after these stories on them as kids
the most famous one was doogy houser and he was a fictional character :P
n1smo
06-07-2009, 08:18 PM
"video games are a waste of time"
what a fag
i cant say im jealous of a 11yr old college grad.
i'd rather be a normal aged college grad who's fuckin smart than be some child prodigy loser any day of the week.
LenovoTurbo
06-07-2009, 09:21 PM
Damn smart lil kid, maybe a lil too smart.
Black SC2
06-07-2009, 10:21 PM
graduating with honors from East Los Angeles Community College this month with a degree in Liberal Studies.
East LA Community College? Please, my chihuahua could get get that degree. And he's only 6!
optiblue
06-08-2009, 01:06 AM
congrats to him!! When I was 11, I was burning the hours playing street fighter and POGS!
threezero
06-08-2009, 01:30 AM
wonder if he'll get laid in the future or just be too caught up in his studies
wat 7 are u saying. astrophysics is like ho lun sexy la.
Sodium
06-08-2009, 12:53 PM
It's funny how everyone say they're not jeolous of this kid....and then comfort themselves by thinking that this kid just going to be another loser anyway.
what kind of person would really be jealous of an 11 year old?
a regular kid? sure, they have it great; no worries, play time, and all your meals just appear infront of you. but this one...? meh. he'll probably want to use that shiney new degree of his, but no one will take him seriously
q0192837465
06-08-2009, 03:04 PM
Contrary to common beliefs, geniuses usually excel at social skills as much as their academic skills
slammer111
06-08-2009, 05:38 PM
that's one smart kid.... also no lifeThe kid's 11. He'll have his ENTIRE teenage years to pick up social skills, unlike 80% of us who had to spend our highschool years figuring out how to do well in Provincials.. If anything, he'll probably get laid more than most of us on this forum.
What's with all the hate guys, geez. Not everyone is into clubbing or cars or Canucks you know.
Hondaracer
06-08-2009, 06:04 PM
^ gain social skills where? in the work place?
the majority of social skills are learned early on with peer interaction, of which this kid has probably had very little
if he thinks "video games are boring" you think other kids his age are gonna want to sit around doing math equations and listening to Beethoven?
CorneringArtist
06-08-2009, 07:28 PM
He DID have some social interaction, but with people twice his age. If anything, he's gonna have the social capability of an old man by the age of 25.
KingDeeCee
06-08-2009, 07:57 PM
He DID have some social interaction, but with people twice his age. If anything, he's gonna have the social capability of an old man by the age of 25.
Man, If I was 20+, I would not want to be friends or even talk to someone that is 11. That is almost like talking to a niece, but not as cool.
ecchiecchi
06-08-2009, 10:45 PM
Yeah sure it's amazing at first. But do you think adults like being around who is way younger than them and way smarter than them? Think about how society works and how even as adults- everyone carries their own brand of insecurities with them.
kenshi3
06-09-2009, 05:00 PM
i smell jealousy in the air
svelt
06-09-2009, 08:58 PM
Lol the subtly hate-filled comments confirm jealousy
yep.. he is definitely not going to get laid for a really really really long time.
let alone, i bet you he doesn't even know how to flirt with girls
He's fucking 11 Jesus Christ. You were probably 10 years from getting laid at that age.
doesnt matter how capable a kid is, infact he maybe the most capable person in the world but, the general population will not let a kid become leader, nor will they listen to one.
No one is leading the world with a liberal arts degree and no public experience. A 23 year old graduate isn't going to lead the world. Fact is, kid has a 12 year head start on the 23 year old, and may well have accomplished by age 40 what the 23 year old would have accomplished by his retirement at age 65.
Man, If I was 20+, I would not want to be friends or even talk to someone that is 11. That is almost like talking to a niece, but not as cool.
If you can't communicate with people who are not of your age group, you are the one who lacks proper social skills. I'd rather talk to an intelligent 11 year old than the majority of idiots that make up the 19-23 age group.
Not saying he is an automatic Mensa member or the second coming of Einstein, but half of these comments eschew intolerable idiocy.
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