[ws6ta]

So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Murci. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my car, I see something that I just can't believe. Both wheels on the passenger side have major curb rash. Do you guys think I should replace them with factory or go aftermarket?

[dai3yuen]

Go aftermarket...

[Farfetched]

while you're there make sure to check for an oil leak and perhaps some rehashed jokes

[CanadaGoose]

lol

[Noir]

Shoot her dog

[murd0c]

whats her number?

[skyxx]

This thread is full of win...

[kumbo1]

Wow, why not be more creative other than changing the car from Volkswagen Corrado to your "Murci" and coolant leak to curb rash. Sorry, try again.

[SkinnyPupp]

This is one of the best threads in a long time, for a multitude of reasons. Good work! :lol

[Shun Izaki]

go OE... it looks better than most things you can put on the car anyways

[invader]

this thread needs pics of the murci

[CorneringArtist]

I remember seeing a similar one for this about a Jeep with a leaking transmission. Nonetheless, these always win.

[Gt-R R34]

ws6ta will make this thread *thumbs up* haha

[InvisibleSoul]

This is one of the best threads in a long time, for a multitude of reasons. Good work! :lol
I'm surprised... you haven't seen this before? I mean, the unimportant details are changed, but the joke has been posted here at least a couple times...

[LenovoTurbo]

LOL funny. go OEM!

[d1]

The amount of OFN on here just amazes me.

[johny]

switch wife with mom and this thread makes more sense.

[penner2k]

Have her killed. You dont want half your shit taken away in the divorce.

[SkinnyPupp]

I'm surprised... you haven't seen this before? I mean, the unimportant details are changed, but the joke has been posted here at least a couple times...
Nope, I haven't. And what made it extra funny is that the people who HAD seen it were seriously offended, and started mouthing off to the OP. That's what makes this thread (and Revscene) so entertaining. :lol

[hotjoint]

cool

[R8]

lulzzzzz

[maxx]

refinish!!!!!

[MDMA]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[tiger_handheld]

Belair'ed! -- Nice...

[JSALES]

hahaha

[slammer111]

I don't get it..? So who curbed the wheels?

[monkeywrench]

loool

[illicitstylz]

I don't get it..? So who curbed the wheels?

that doesn't matter. the joke is he cares more about his rims than his wife possibly cheating on him lol

[Benz_05TSX]

Hahhaa...props to you!!!

[pawdregry4g]

ahah good stuff

[boatcaptain]

factory!!since is a murci

[BabyblooLexus]

AHAHHAHAHA clever!

[124Y]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[billboa]

and I approve this message

[kumbo1]

I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


How many variations of this are on the web? fools.

[n1smo]

lol weiner!!

[1exotic]

haha I didn't expect that last part, just awesome.

btw didn't you sell your murcie last year? unless this ones different.

[dark0821]

fuck.. i just wasted 30 seconds of my fuckin life hahaha

[you]

nice

[InvisibleSoul]

Oh, and the thread title was totally set up wrong.

Why would you call the thread "cheating wife..." if the problem is about curb rash on your wheels?

The proper way to set up one of these threads is to name it something like "I have a problem..." or "Big dilemma..."

[q0192837465]

I didnt see this before. Nice story

[JayF]

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can't triforce :(

[ilvtofu]

the OE murc wheels are too nice, maybe a diff colour, but the factory wheels are the nicest, maybe get reventon wheels?