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I can't stop beating on my car
325ist
06-23-2009, 10:37 PM
Sometimes I feel that I am beating on my car. It has become a habit and I would like to know how to kick it (I know there are many people out there who know what I mean)
fa1civic
06-23-2009, 10:39 PM
beat children?
BrendanS
06-23-2009, 10:43 PM
xchange;6479580']beat children?
LOL
get a punching bag maybe? I really have no idea. I was like that too, first time I got to drive was taking my parents cars out (flame suit on) and the other times after I took them out I thought I would have the same problem of constantly beating them. I stopped now, it's all up to you, have self control haha.
ilvtofu
06-23-2009, 10:43 PM
What do you mean by beating on?
Qmx323
06-23-2009, 10:45 PM
Do... you mean you can't stop masturbating on your car? Or do you constantly strike your car? Constantly drive the car very, very hard?
325ist
06-23-2009, 10:46 PM
What do you mean by beating on?
Red lining alot...
J____
06-23-2009, 10:50 PM
and I would lie to know what works for this addiction
1 and secound gear burn outs rev limiter, sideways on city streets, and its not my first car.
grow the fuk up. thats what works
ilvtofu
06-23-2009, 10:50 PM
oh well in that case, as long as there's no traffic and you're not endangering others go ahead!
if u can afford to damage ur car, go for it
but it is dangerous for others on the road too, so try not to hurt anyone
325ist
06-23-2009, 11:08 PM
oh well in that case, as long as there's no traffic and you're not endangering others go ahead!
I am not talking about thru school zones around other cars and people I just do it when the roads are clear. I know that some of my friends have had the same problem and it only went away when the car went away. I just hope theirs another way. (Grow up doesn't mean anything.... everybody on this forum likes fast cars)
Poonpee
06-23-2009, 11:09 PM
Get a girlfriend and ....... you will know what to do
The_AK
06-23-2009, 11:11 PM
grow the fuk up. thats what works
have you tried grow the fuck up please?
325ist
06-23-2009, 11:13 PM
have you tried grow the fuck up please?
I realized that ment the same thing as become old. no thanks
Qmx323
06-23-2009, 11:15 PM
I think they mean, Grow up and drive sanely so that you don't prematurely blow your engine.
325ist
06-23-2009, 11:18 PM
I think they mean, Grow up and drive sanely so that you don't prematurely blow your engine.
I think I might put that on a post it on my dash... or set my rev limiter at 3500
BNR32_Coupe
06-23-2009, 11:33 PM
if masturbating doesn't work, i'd actually have to say get a gf. after sex you'll just be like "fuck it" and lay on a sofa watching spike TV.
when you dont release your body's urges, then you get excited and tend to do stupid things or taking up stupid hobbies like motorsports or some weird shit like that
http://www.usedjdmparts.net/code/645e6bfdd05d1a69c5e47b20f0a91d46.gif
im assuming its a BMW. if so - its perfectly normal :p
wahyinghung
06-23-2009, 11:36 PM
^ Spike TV I love that Channel :thumbsup:
BNR32_Coupe
06-23-2009, 11:39 PM
im assuming its a BMW. if so - its perfectly normal :p
yeah must be a bmw since his car-beating urges isn't satisfied. get a nissan, that should satisfy for a long time ;)
ya, drive it once and just like a vasectomy, all your urges for aggressive driving will subside. :D
Vansterdam
06-24-2009, 12:49 AM
beat it
bcrdukes
06-24-2009, 12:54 AM
I beat on my 325i a lot. Driving down regular streets, its hard not to stomp on the throttle and let the 6 cylinder motor sing its way up to 6000rpm while shifting a crisp Getrag transmission.
J____
06-24-2009, 01:03 AM
have you tried grow the fuck up please?
yes i have, and now i get pussy every night, maybe you should try it too =D
Evolutionian
06-24-2009, 01:14 AM
I realized that ment the same thing as become old. no thanks
no, that means grow the fuck up and realize doing stupid shit on the street not only kill yourself it can kill others too, dont tell the parents of someone you killed while doing your stupid uncontrolled drift that you didnt see them, go on the track, then you'll realize how stupid you are thinking your a drifter in any way in your little bimmer
what a fag. why do you even bother posting, just go wrap yourself around a pole.
simsimi1004
06-24-2009, 01:20 AM
e46 325i can barely if not at all, do/sustain burnouts .
skyxx
06-24-2009, 01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8
AzNightmare
06-24-2009, 01:56 AM
WTF is the OP talking about. Horrible thread.
Peturbo
06-24-2009, 03:59 AM
e46 325i can barely if not at all, do/sustain burnouts .
His is boosted from the looks of it.
ilvtofu
06-24-2009, 08:16 AM
Lol how old are u 325ist?
Can u afford the potential damage to the car?
thumper
06-24-2009, 08:31 AM
everyone remember this thread if the OP ever sells his car on the classfieds...
Mugen EvOlutioN
06-24-2009, 08:51 AM
no, that means grow the fuck up and realize doing stupid shit on the street not only kill yourself it can kill others too, dont tell the parents of someone you killed while doing your stupid uncontrolled drift that you didnt see them, go on the track, then you'll realize how stupid you are thinking your a drifter in any way in your little bimmer
what a fag. why do you even bother posting, just go wrap yourself around a pole.
+1
The_AK
06-24-2009, 08:59 AM
yes i have, and now i get pussy every night, maybe you should try it too =D
As do i (consistent pussy is key)
post was ment for OP,
also for OP, have you tried hitting the gym? release your urges on a punching bag
3seriesBeeM
06-24-2009, 10:36 AM
to controll your incredibly stupid driving stunt addicition GET RID OF YOUR CAR AND TAKE THE BUS before you kill yourself or some innocent person or a more simple solution as stated above would be to grow the fuck up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xsqXo8pW2c
Shun Izaki
06-24-2009, 11:26 AM
lol @ OP's original post
and I would lie to know what works for this addiction
me too uncle chin.
that and, i grew out of it... realized it doesn't get me anywhere faster, and a couple of my friends do it, but once you've had one too many tickets etc... you know the consequences...
shenmecar
06-24-2009, 11:44 AM
Get a Insight, Im serious, the ecodrive systems starts out with 6 trees, the heavier your foot, the more trees that dies.
Get a Insight, Im serious, the ecodrive systems starts out with 6 trees, the heavier your foot, the more trees that dies.
sweeeeet
they should do that in a range rover, instead of trees - baby foxes
monkeywrench
06-24-2009, 12:41 PM
put a sticker at 3k rpm, go past it, and give the car to me pl0x
i bet the op is a really young fag whos prob still underage
the only time u can safely beat on ur car is either at the track or when ur parked in the dark while humping a chick on the backseat
CanadaGoose
06-24-2009, 05:56 PM
Keep this thread clean.
CivicTypeRice
06-24-2009, 08:30 PM
I feel you OP. I hit VTAKKKK in my car about once a day....then I feel bad about it, Like the same feeling I get after I masturbate.:eek1:
BTW Is VTAKK bad for the engine?
bcrdukes
06-24-2009, 08:59 PM
^
What? Are you serious?
That's like asking "If I put gas in my gas tank, is it bad for my car?"
buy a faster stock car and u will drive slow
ilvtofu
06-24-2009, 09:15 PM
You probably shouldn't be "beating" on your car on the track either anyways, you shouldn't be bouncing off the rev limiter like that. Going fast doesn't damage your car but over revving it might.
1990TSI
06-24-2009, 10:43 PM
I beat the shit out of my car every single day.
I know I'll sell it before the warranty runs out.
why not?
CanadaGoose
06-25-2009, 12:40 AM
you shouldn't be bouncing off the rev limiter like that. Going fast doesn't damage your car but over revving it might.
Hitting the rev limiter isn't overrevving...dammit why can't more people educate themselves about this. :tantrum
The entire idea of a having a rev limiter isso that you CAN'T overrev through the throttle ie. flooring it and not upshifting...
Drive your car hard. It's your god given right to.
I feel you OP. I hit VTAKKKK in my car about once a day....then I feel bad about it, Like the same feeling I get after I masturbate.:eek1:
BTW Is VTAKK bad for the engine?
our cars are designed specifically for this style of driving. there's not much you can do from behind the steering wheel to harm it....
take your car out for a hardcore sunday drive, and just pretend you rented it, and drive the fxck out of it for even just 2 or 3 songs. you'll gain some insight and appreciation for the kind of 'abuse' it can take, and hopefully gain more confidence in your cars abilities beyond commuting. the new SI is an amazing car, you can unleash it like a raging pitbull, it is not by any means fragile
oh and about your masterbation problem...i don't know, maybe try shooting it into a passed out girls hair or into her purse or something, at some house party, i guarantee you'll laugh and won't feel as bad about it.
Johnrb
06-25-2009, 06:41 AM
1. Keep doing what you're doing until your diff blows up like mine did..
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2018/loldiff.th.png (http://img81.imageshack.us/i/loldiff.png/)
2. Buy a fwd Honda
The_AK
06-25-2009, 10:27 AM
just make sure you hit the redline for maximum lulz
N.gen
06-25-2009, 11:35 AM
tend to do stupid things or taking up stupid hobbies like motorsports
WTF is wrong with motorsports?
Blinky
06-25-2009, 11:50 AM
WTF is wrong with motorsports?
It's a garburetor for your wallet.
The_AK
06-25-2009, 12:10 PM
have you thought about getting a wife?
Death2Theft
06-25-2009, 12:38 PM
Get a real car, or get a hpf 1000hp kit then you'll have enough power to kill yourself and stop posting to complain about it.
I know that this does not seem like a serious problem, but it is. I can't stop baeting on my car. I know that there are otherpeople out there with the same problem, and I would lie to know what works for this addiction
Hitting the rev limiter isn't overrevving...dammit why can't more people educate themselves about this. :tantrum
oh and about your masterbation problem...i don't know, maybe try shooting it into a passed out girls hair or into her purse or something, at some house party, i guarantee you'll laugh and won't feel as bad about it.
+1 rev limiter prevents u from overreving ur motor
also get that jackin off prob once in a while, i've yet to try ur tip to make myself feel good about it instead and for maximum lulzzz :lol
Evolutionian
06-25-2009, 03:19 PM
where is the OP?
around a pole?
jnesss
06-25-2009, 05:49 PM
get a crotch rocket, beat on that.. then in time, it'll beat you up..
325ist
06-25-2009, 05:52 PM
everyone remember this thread if the OP ever sells his car on the classfieds...
Already sold....
325ist
06-25-2009, 05:56 PM
Lol how old are u 325ist?
Can u afford the potential damage to the car?
Old enough. I build up my own cars,so i am not too worried but UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE I would like to stop feeling like a race car driver
elkayem
06-25-2009, 05:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xsqXo8pW2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmZpVHkAwI
325ist
06-25-2009, 05:58 PM
As do i (consistent pussy is key)
post was ment for OP,
also for OP, have you tried hitting the gym? release your urges on a punching bag
Going to try hitting that up ...... right now Thanks for actual good advice!!
325ist
06-25-2009, 06:04 PM
i bet the op is a really young fag whos prob still underage
the only time u can safely beat on ur car is either at the track or when ur parked in the dark while humping a chick on the backseat
I am actually not underage, but judging by how most of the people are speaking it is common on this forum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmZpVHkAwI
hahaha the window breaking was gold:haha::haha:
JSALES
06-26-2009, 01:34 PM
i love to drive my car hard, it's fun. i like to push it to it's limits and see what it can do
Mugen EvOlutioN
06-26-2009, 01:57 PM
i love to drive my car hard, it's fun. i like to push it to it's limits and see what it can do
it can crash
just think about the gas prices, and how much ur wasting, thatll usually sways me away from hitting the gas too hard.....vq35 = gas guzzler.....not worth it.....
Dinan3
06-28-2009, 11:36 AM
This is an indication that your car is too slow. Get a faster car.
Adrenaline Rush
06-28-2009, 12:53 PM
Why don't you take it to the track or autox? There you can beat on your car as much as you want in a safe and controlled environment. Driving hard on the street becomes far less of a problem as you get it out of your system...
ilvtofu
06-28-2009, 02:22 PM
Get something slow, all these get something fast comments are silly, it's like going 500kph in a 747, lame...
Go rent a smart diesel, and rev the shit out of that thing, the turbo lag makes it feel way faster than it is, so you get some cheap thrills. It's fun to a point but then you get tired of it. But yeah slower cars going fast >(fun-wise) fast cars going fast
death_blossom
06-29-2009, 05:26 AM
if masturbating doesn't work, i'd actually have to say get a gf. after sex you'll just be like "fuck it" and lay on a sofa watching spike TV.
when you dont release your body's urges, then you get excited and tend to do stupid things or taking up stupid hobbies like motorsports or some weird shit like that
http://www.usedjdmparts.net/code/645e6bfdd05d1a69c5e47b20f0a91d46.gif
true story.
WTF is wrong with motorsports?
nothing wrong w/ motorsports. it's a great hobby, and allows you to experience driving your car at its limits in a safe venue. well, except for the part where it's fucking expensive and doesn't get you any closer to getting laid. :\
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