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: Man humps steel bench, penis gets stuck to bench *real*

BNR32_Coupe
07-14-2009, 11:26 PM
Police, fire, and ambulance crew rush to free this guys penis from a park bench.

It took emergency officials 4 hours to free this mans penis. Doctors said if it took 1 more hour longer, they would've amputated his penis (it would be possible to stitch it back on after though)

5sU_9AdQL8E

source:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/man_humps_steel_bench_almost_l.php


mature discussion only. everybody gets curious about inanimate objects.
Poonpee
07-14-2009, 11:33 PM
aug 2008.
MelonBoy
07-14-2009, 11:35 PM
old repost =o
124Y
07-14-2009, 11:36 PM
LOL what a horny bastard! He probably got tired of masturbating with his hands, so decided to try something new.
monkeywrench
07-14-2009, 11:39 PM
lol BNR32 you're so last year
BNR32_Coupe
07-14-2009, 11:42 PM
fuck you guys, this thread still delivers. aug2008 called, they say your order of epic lulz is ready for pick up
Poonpee
07-14-2009, 11:46 PM
This kinda news you cant beat asian XL to it !
elkayem
07-15-2009, 12:23 AM
Police, fire, and ambulance crew rush to free this guys penis from a park bench.

It took emergency officials 4 hours to free this mans penis. Doctors said if it took 1 more hour longer, they would've amputated his penis (it would be possible to stitch it back on after though)

5sU_9AdQL8E

source:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/man_humps_steel_bench_almost_l.php


mature discussion only. everybody gets curious about inanimate objects.
Fail.

fuck you guys, this thread still delivers. aug2008 called, they say your order of epic lulz is ready for pick up

Fail x 2


But it's ok.
We all fail once in a while. :)
Vansterdam
07-15-2009, 06:39 AM
FML?
asian_XL
07-15-2009, 07:04 AM
http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080808/large/A04_01_a.gif

http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080808/large/A04_01_b.gif

http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080808/large/A04_01_d.gif

http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080808/large/08la2p3.jpg

http://appledaily.atnext.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080808/large/08la2p1news.jpg
Mugen EvOlutioN
07-15-2009, 07:23 AM
fucking dumbass shit
:rolleyes:
hotjoint
07-15-2009, 07:42 AM
AHHAHA
shenmecar
07-15-2009, 08:48 AM
wasnt this reposted like 2-3 times already?
Death2Theft
07-15-2009, 10:15 AM
Typical r32 slow with posts and with the times.
InvisibleSoul
07-15-2009, 10:38 AM
wasnt this reposted like 2-3 times already?
Yes. This is a repost of a repost fo shizzle.
ilvtofu
07-15-2009, 10:58 AM
The apple daily comics didn't show the release of the blood to reduce swelling

and yeah, this made me lol the first time, but not funny nemore..


Probably just was wondering why there were holes in the bench, and why that bench was there in the first place... it's not particularly good to sit on so maybe it's for fucking?
Psykopathik
07-15-2009, 01:08 PM
notice the blood on his shirt :lol
BNR32_Coupe
07-15-2009, 02:38 PM
Typical r32 slow with posts and with the times.

turbo LAG
penner2k
07-15-2009, 03:28 PM
I hate when that happens..
azzurro32
07-16-2009, 10:17 AM
He should have called Kostmans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4tKEnWPlR4
hk20000
07-16-2009, 10:23 AM
the board has holes for very simple engineering reason: It's put outside they don't want water to stay on it after a rain and after the board gets slight deformation after repeated "use"

These are like "park gyms" in HK where you can see a bunch of exercise instructions on how to keep fit using these equipment. I don't think penis fitness was part of the plan.
danned
07-16-2009, 10:18 PM
man,
this is old news