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07-16-2009, 09:33 PM
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#1 | | RS controls my life!
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Hot girls are road hazards.
Especially if you're staring at an oncoming girls' bouncy boobs or their plumpy ass.
Since it's hot now, they are wearing less clothes to show off their body.
Please don't stare when you're going into a turn or even shoulder checking a hot girl.
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07-16-2009, 09:35 PM
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#2 | | is best wrench
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07-16-2009, 09:44 PM
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#3 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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oh ive had close ones...
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07-16-2009, 09:58 PM
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#4 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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NOOBS!
I fap to them while i drive.
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07-16-2009, 10:24 PM
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#5 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Do you double clutch? hehehehee
Power shift?
Apply handbrake?
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07-16-2009, 11:42 PM
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#6 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by Nvasion  oh ive had close ones... | same here
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07-16-2009, 11:42 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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i feel the same bro...
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07-16-2009, 11:44 PM
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#8 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by 124Y NOOBS!
I fap to them while i drive. | + 1... atleast I try to with one hand, kind of difficult when driving stick :P
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07-17-2009, 12:10 AM
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#9 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by CivicTypeRice + 1... atleast I try to with one hand, kind of difficult when driving stick :P | I can handle 2 sticks at once.
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07-17-2009, 12:21 AM
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#10 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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ROFL
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07-17-2009, 07:33 AM
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#11 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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its all about multi tasking, learn it
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07-17-2009, 08:02 AM
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#12 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Had a close call last weekend lol
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth | There is a time when you have to sig a post.
It just happened.
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07-17-2009, 08:07 AM
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#13 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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diving an RHD car in Richmond has its merits. Best seat in the house for plumpy asses that walk past you inches away at eye level.
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07-17-2009, 08:44 AM
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#14 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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thats why you get your friends to drive you while you check out those booties! =D
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07-17-2009, 08:49 AM
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#15 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Driving to UBC back in the day was the worst, hitting Blenheim while on W41st, and seeing all the Crofton girls in their skirts. A friend from Crofton would later tell me that they all knew UBC guys were checking them out, and would even try to hike up their skirts just crossing the street.
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07-17-2009, 08:55 AM
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#16 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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pedo spy pics should be placed in this thread....
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07-17-2009, 10:26 AM
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#17 | | Editor
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i'll try... no promises.
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07-17-2009, 10:28 AM
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#18 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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btw, pics do not have to be while driving....
those taken while walking, staring out office window, etc. are all acceptable.
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07-17-2009, 10:36 AM
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#19 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Originally Posted by hk20000 diving an RHD car in Richmond has its merits. Best seat in the house for plumpy asses that walk past you inches away at eye level. | pass, reverse with hand sticking out. you know, just checking  | |
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07-17-2009, 10:43 AM
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#20 | | Banned (ABWS)
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But i thought proper driving involved shoulder checks lol
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07-17-2009, 10:45 AM
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#21 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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but I check out what's below the shoulders
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07-17-2009, 01:06 PM
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#22 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by 124Y I can handle 2 sticks at once. (Both friend and myself) | fixed
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07-17-2009, 01:32 PM
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#23 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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that was a weak edit man...
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07-17-2009, 03:17 PM
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#24 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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and I often wonder why there are girls with 3" heels and mini skirts walking slowly on the street......they're not busing for sure....but they're not with other people either....so uhhh....huh?
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07-17-2009, 03:24 PM
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#25 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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JB's = rear enders
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