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07-17-2009, 01:47 AM
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#1 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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| So I got picked up by some chick at 7-11 last night......(long read)
Long story and too lazy to fix any grammar/spelling errors so bare with me.....
So I ran out of OJ so last night around 11pm I decide to hit up my local 7-11. The place was packed, no idea why but anyways I go back to the coolers and grab a few OJ bottles. I walk up to the lineup, which was fairly long, and there's this chick in front of me who turns around and starts looking at me. I'm like wtf so I look back to see if maybe she was looking at her friend or something. So I look back at her and she says something under her breathe, I'm like what? She's like, "hey, you're pretty good looking, what are you'? I'm like, "I'm human". She looks at me like wtf and says "no, what's your background". So we go back and forth and she starts asking me what I'm doing later. I'm kind of embarrassed because there's a huge line up and this chick is talking real loud. So I’m like "we'll talk outside". We go outside and we start talking, she's going on about how her "date" ditched her and about her personal life like where she works and where she lives which was close to my house. So finally I’m like ok give me your # and we'll hook up some time, she goes do you want to hang out right now, I'm like ok whatever let’s hang out.
She gets in my car but I had to drop off something for my brother because he was going out so I wasn't too sure if I should show this chick my house but I'm like whatever i doubt she'll even remember where I live so I pull up in my alley and tell her to wait in the car. She wanted a beer but I didn't have any so I get back in the car she's like let’s go chill at a park because it’s too hot to be in a car. I'm like sure, we pull over at some park and talk for an hour about general stuff and finally I'm like ok it's getting late I should go home now. She's like ok just drop me off at my house, I'm like sure so I pull up in front of her house which was like 2 minutes from the park and 5 mins from my house and she goes "do you want to come in and watch a movie?", I paused and I'm like "sure".
We go into her basement suite, pretty decent suite but kind of messy. I sit down on her couch which looked like a mattress with cushions. She puts in the "Super Bad" DVD like that's the reason why she called me in but anyways she puts her head on my chest and the kissing starts... slowly I put my left hand on her smooth ass legs and the right hand up her shirt, groping her breast. She's open mouth kissing me which I wasn't feeling, I actually felt grossed out, so I backed off a bit and tried to calm her down. She gets on top, breast in my face and she's trying to ride me with her shorts on, ok? So I push her onto her back, try to kiss her without the crazy open mouth action and finally she says "let’s go fuck in my bed", I go "no". Now before you guys call me gay, I'm not. The reason why I said no was because I didn't have a condom and I don't fuck raw. She's telling me she's clean, blah blah. I said no and tell her that we'll hook up again. I took down her number and said I would call her later today.
Now, the thing is she basically wants to fuck, she's pretty hot and I would give her a 8/10 but she's obviously a slut so now I'm thinking twice because I don't want to catch a STD or two but on the other hand, she's hot and I would stupid not to fuck her. What do you guys think?
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07-17-2009, 01:54 AM
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#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
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next time when u grab OJ, remember to grab some TROJAN as well
I'll def fuck her next time but remains as fuck buddies
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07-17-2009, 01:55 AM
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hookers are aggressive nowadays
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07-17-2009, 01:55 AM
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Put Condom on. Fuck her. That's all I got to say.
But if you're not feeling safe around her then I guess just don't do it then ditch her. Who gives. It's not like you can't get pussy anywhere else. Btw shouldn't this go in to the Relationship forum.
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07-17-2009, 01:59 AM
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#5 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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TIME TO GO 711!!
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07-17-2009, 01:59 AM
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#6 | | Say! Say! Say!
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Hard Gay will bring you somebody if you want a threesome!
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07-17-2009, 02:03 AM
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#7 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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pics or it never happened..jk
was it the 7-11 at joyce..be careful man..theres alot of dirty hookers/sluts in that area..oh yeah double check your wallet or your car if your missing anything
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07-17-2009, 02:07 AM
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oh yea that chick.. she was a good fuck. spank her ass, she really likes that
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07-17-2009, 02:12 AM
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#9 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Lol @ some of the comments and nope, this was at the w10th 7-11 near w. broadway.
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07-17-2009, 02:14 AM
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#10 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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what 7-11 do you go 2 LOL
wtf is the difference between open mouth kissin and regular makin out or are they the same thing, yea i know im going to get the im a retard answer lol but... i
edit: bang her, like the other guy said buy condoms next time  | |
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07-17-2009, 02:16 AM
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#11 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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i can't call her a whore cause she doesn't sound like a professional... lol
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07-17-2009, 02:17 AM
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#12 | | The "You'd Know" Moderator
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So you went home to drop off something for your brother and STILL didn't figure out where this is leading to and not bringing a condom? Failed.
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07-17-2009, 02:18 AM
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#13 | | The "You'd Know" Moderator
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Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri  Lol @ some of the comments and nope, this was at the w10th 7-11 near w. broadway. | On Alma and 10th? or around Oak Street?
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07-17-2009, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by impactX On Alma and 10th? or around Oak Street? | whats the chances of the same girl being there? actually... who really knows! lol
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07-17-2009, 02:25 AM
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#15 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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theres gonna be a lot of RSers hanging out at that 711 from now on lol
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07-17-2009, 02:26 AM
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#16 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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07-17-2009, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri this was at the w10th 7-11 near w. broadway. |
hey guys, i got an idea about where we should host the next RS group meet
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07-17-2009, 02:27 AM
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#18 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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was she offended that you said no?
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07-17-2009, 02:28 AM
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#19 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Originally Posted by impactX On Alma and 10th? or around Oak Street? | Yes, Alma.
Honestly, I didn't get the whole sex vibe from her until we pulled up in front of her house. The whole time we talked she never once mentioned sex or anything sexual. It was a pretty general convo.
Open mouth or deep kissing, whatever it's called is when your tongue is down the other persons throat and all up inside your mouth. I don't mind open mouth kissing with someone I know but a stranger all up in your mouth is kind of gross. Quote:
Originally Posted by JSALES was she offended that you said no? | Lol, nope because she gave me her # and said call me later today.
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07-17-2009, 02:41 AM
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#20 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Best choice you made all day by not fucking lol. Better to be safe than be fucked for the rest of your life, no matter how hot she is.
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07-17-2009, 02:58 AM
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#21 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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lol...i thought she'd turn out to be a prostitute lol....
a girl chats you up at 7-11....c'mon.....joyce and KW came to mind lol.
but, its good you didn't fuck that manky ho....you don't want no herps.
come to think of it...you should have got some mouthwash at 7-11 too.
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07-17-2009, 03:16 AM
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Should of just ran to 7 eleven and got a condom.
Obviously she's not that hot then.
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07-17-2009, 03:37 AM
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Anyway, post updates as the story progresses.
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07-17-2009, 03:56 AM
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put a strap on it lol
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07-17-2009, 04:32 AM
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i thought this was going to be a joke at first and it turns out i was right... just a sad joke though....
when are you going to come out to your friends and family? (please don't tell us we're it)
(u were in a 7-11 and had a chick asking for it while in line and you didnt pick up any condoms, fuck get some oral at least)
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