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pandalove
07-27-2009, 12:11 AM
lawlz i was walking my gf to her car from waves near metrotown then i went to my car so i can park my car closer to waves..
then wen i got the to parking spot ..a guy jumped in the parking spot .. so i was like wtf... is he holding a spot at 1am ?? it turns out he had his dick out and he was jerking it in my headlights
i got so scared and i parked at bubble world

should i call the cops??

twitchyzero
07-27-2009, 12:14 AM
:lol
probably some crackhead/hobo..they need privacy too?

Razor Ramon HG
07-27-2009, 12:14 AM
Were there any JBs?

http://www.funnypix.ca/d/5214-1/Pedobear.jpg

ziggyx
07-27-2009, 12:15 AM
Did he finish on your headlights?

pandalove
07-27-2009, 12:16 AM
i wa so confused i thot it was some bum asking for change .... then i stared hard into him and i saw his dick out and he was stroking it .. scared the fuck outta me and i drove off right away ...
i'm still at waves too ....fuck ................................

muteki
07-27-2009, 12:17 AM
o_O WTF

asian_XL
07-27-2009, 12:17 AM
pic or it didn't happen

pandalove
07-27-2009, 12:18 AM
would be epic if i could snap a shot ....
i was so scared... i almost couldn't park my car ... my car is like ... 50 cm away from the curb lawlz

StylinRed
07-27-2009, 12:19 AM
is pandalove a girl?

why would u be scared if not oO

pandalove
07-27-2009, 12:20 AM
no i'm a dude...
cuz its freaky rofl ...
well not scared...
startled...

R8
07-27-2009, 12:21 AM
is pandalove a girl?

why would u be scared if not oO

Do you want a random guy to jizz all over u? I would be pretty scared...

koukimonst3r
07-27-2009, 12:27 AM
pic or it didn't happen

it'd be pretty funny if there actually is a pic :haha:

Fafine
07-27-2009, 12:30 AM
LOL what the fuck harsh shot at your hood

CRS
07-27-2009, 12:36 AM
You sound like a prepubescent girl.

Give your balls a tug and go kick the bum's ass.

BNR32_Coupe
07-27-2009, 12:55 AM
lawlz i was walking my gf to her car from waves near metrotown then i went to my car so i can park my car closer to waves..
then wen i got the to parking spot ..a guy jumped in the parking spot .. so i was like wtf... is he holding a spot at 1am ?? it turns out he had his dick out and he was jerking it in my headlights
i got so scared and i parked at bubble world

should i call the cops??

hey please dont call the cops i was just going through the twanger jailbait thread on RS.

orange7
07-27-2009, 01:57 AM
LOL.. that's very random of the dude...

haha... i'd be pretty startled myself too... haha

boatcaptain
07-27-2009, 02:05 AM
all kinds of ppl in the world lol

Tim Budong
07-27-2009, 02:17 AM
Unleashing the biological attack upon bby

orange7
07-27-2009, 02:20 AM
Unleashing the biological attack upon bby

wait till the skytrain opens completely for riders..

then we'll see biological attacks upon richmond LOL

Grandmaster TSE
07-27-2009, 02:22 AM
would have just got out and dropkick the guy, no one jizzes on my car!!!

LemonT
07-27-2009, 02:25 AM
LMAO WDF he pulled his dick on u, u shoulda tornado kicked him, then left cuz shit u dun wanna punch him wif ur hands XD

JSALES
07-27-2009, 02:53 AM
something similar like this happened to my sister waiting at the bus stop, there was a guy sitting next to her and all of a sudden he whipped out his dick and started jerking off

Benz_05TSX
07-27-2009, 03:46 AM
SHOULD'VE OFFERED HIM A HAND...hahahaha

StylinRed
07-27-2009, 05:13 AM
would have just got out and dropkick the guy, no one jizzes on my car but me!!!

we all feel the same way :)


and yeah you shoulda told him to fuk off or something, instead of freaking out like a chick (and thus turning him on)

The7even
07-27-2009, 06:01 AM
nvm :lol

Dan_Guy
07-27-2009, 07:00 AM
should've taken up the challenge, got out and jerked it at Him

Dinan3
07-27-2009, 07:06 AM
He thought you were a girl?

GLOW
07-27-2009, 07:24 AM
is your car really that sexy? at least he wasnt inserting in your muffler.

his junk could be more corrosive than bird shit, better check the paint

silk
07-27-2009, 07:31 AM
are you a typical honger ?

hotjoint
07-27-2009, 08:24 AM
shoulda started the car and ran him over :)

SumAznGuy
07-27-2009, 08:28 AM
you should have tried to touch his penis. that really throws them off

AVS_Racing
07-27-2009, 08:49 AM
lol the shit that happens to ppl on rs. But yea i would probaby got out kicked his ass or at least film him and post on web for shits and giggle or humilate the guy

Orion
07-27-2009, 09:31 AM
compliments on ur sexy car.... turns him way on

ajei
07-27-2009, 09:38 AM
lol...u should have honked....freaked him out; he would have lost wood. problem solved

pandalove
07-27-2009, 10:00 AM
it was some dirty bum... i aint taking my chances to get out of the car and whoop his ass

pandalove
07-27-2009, 10:10 AM
the dude was facing that fitness centre across the street with the big neon light signs saying LADIES LADIES LADIES

alex.w *//
07-27-2009, 10:25 AM
:lol

twitchyzero
07-27-2009, 10:34 AM
sure i'd be startled myself
but i find it funny how you go posting it on RS :lol

pandalove
07-27-2009, 10:36 AM
sure i'd be startled myself
but i find it funny how you go posting it on RS :lol

i'm trying to make a name for myself on RS

skyxx
07-27-2009, 12:55 PM
is pandalove a girl?

why would u be scared if not oO

Honestly I would be too, plus I don't want to clean jizz of my car.....

ilvtofu
07-27-2009, 01:00 PM
did he go all spiderman on ur car?

Rev
07-27-2009, 02:48 PM
i hear that shit's better than Meguiar PlasticX

you should've busted out an old t-shirt afterwards and started polishin'

q0192837465
07-27-2009, 03:00 PM
lol, random ppl everywhere. We should all practice whipping out our cellphone and take pics of all the wierd things we see, make it our second nature.

murd0c
07-27-2009, 05:02 PM
was it this guy???

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5655/universityboymasturbati.jpg (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/universityboymasturbati.jpg/)

Vansterdam
07-27-2009, 09:06 PM
:lol

orange7
07-27-2009, 10:31 PM
so i just found out that jacking off doesn't help dissipate heat, now I have absolutely no idea why that dude was jacking off.

you should've just told him to shove some frozen fruits up his a-hole