[sonick]

So last night, after having a coffee at waves at metrotown, I saw some hot jb ass walk by so I decided to go rub one out in the parking lot. I figured it's past midnight on Sunday, who's going to be going to get coffee, right?

So there I was, in mid-stroke, when suddenly some douchebag decides at that time right there and then he needs a coffee at freakin' 1 am at night, and pulls into the stall I was jacking off in, highbeams shining on my cack and all!!!

The guy was probably shocked at the size of it or something, coz he stared at it in amazement, like couldn't take his eyes off my impressive sized wang. After a few awkward moments of him staring at my epic penor, he FINALLY decides to reverse out and let me finish off in peace without having some pervert staring at me. I was just about to bust a nut on his headlights too.

what's with these perverts? should i call the cops??

[Orion]

which nut did you want to bust on his headlight?

[silk]

you have no life jacking off on the street
joyce is few blocks away from metro, get yourself a hooker instead of jacking off in the parkade

[pandalove]

you mother fucker ...
u have a small penis bitch

[hotjoint]

:lol

[liu13]

well done

[Shogun]

hahahhaha good one :D
you made my morning

[Culture_Vulture]

So last night, after having a coffee at waves at metrotown, I saw some hot jb ass walk by so I decided to go rub one out in the parking lot. I figured it's past midnight on Sunday, who's going to be going to get coffee, right?

So there I was, in mid-stroke, when suddenly some douchebag decides at that time right there and then he needs a coffee at freakin' 1 am at night, and pulls into the stall I was jacking off in, highbeams shining on my cack and all!!!

The guy was probably shocked at the size of it or something, coz he stared at it in amazement, like couldn't take his eyes off my impressive sized wang. After a few awkward moments of him staring at my epic penor, he FINALLY decides to reverse out and let me finish off in peace without having some pervert staring at me. I was just about to bust a nut on his headlights too.

what's with these perverts? should i call the cops??
I see what you did there.

[Liquid_o2]

Fantastic! :thumbsup:

[InvisibleSoul]

Gaffe: It wasn't a parking lot. It was just street parking.

[Chairman Kaga]

it was street parking...not a parking lot

1/10

you fail.

[alex.w *//]

:lol

[Drift_Monkey]

you mother fucker ...
u have a small penis bitch

lol ... I feel sorry for you as u had to witness him..... :jizz:

[typ.]

LOL nice.

[muteki]

Fail! =D

[shenmecar]

you need a gf. (no i dont mean your right hand)

[Rev]

I see what you did there.

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[skyxx]

you need a gf. (no i dont mean your right hand)

I use my left on special occassions. Feels foreign.....;)

[pawdregry4g]

I use my left on special occassions. Feels foreign.....;)

Be safe, use protection.

[hirevtuner]

wear a sock to cover it after the deed's been done

[124Y]

Dave Chappelle: "I like to sit on my hands and wait til they get numb, and then masturbate myself...I call that THE STRANGER"

[Quicktrade]

I wonder what would happen if that was a cop...

[TopazX5]

uhhh not that funny , try again

[asian_XL]

http://cjayz.com/images/smiley/rofl.gif

[Vansterdam]

Dave Chappelle: "I like to sit on my hands and wait til they get numb, and then masturbate myself...I call that THE STRANGER"

ever given urself a stranger?

[Mananetwork]

Not funny ...

[BNR32_Coupe]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/thread-delivers2.jpg

[!Yaminashi]

Not funny ...

Tough crowd...

[Big.Xero]

i found it funny.

[E=mc²]

lol this is awesome
though I just replied now, I remember reading the other thread first the other day, and then all of a sudden see this thread a few minutes later

gave me a good lol

[Senna4ever]

*giggle*

[Mercy]

Next time be sure to smile and wave.