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07-28-2009, 11:02 AM
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#1 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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| crossing border what do i need
hey guys planning to head down to seattle for the Blue Jays game.
My buddy doesn't have his passport. What are some alternatives?
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07-28-2009, 11:13 AM
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google's your friend. doesn't look like he'll be able to cross unless he's under 15. http://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/whti-ivho/ls-tm-eng.html | |
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07-28-2009, 11:19 AM
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#3 | | Zombie Mod
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Originally Posted by ynot-llat  My buddy doesn't have his passport. What are some alternatives? | Shove him in the trunk. If customs finds him, just tell them you don't know him, and they can haul him off so that he can get sodomized by his cell mate.
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07-28-2009, 11:57 AM
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07-28-2009, 12:14 PM
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07-28-2009, 12:27 PM
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07-28-2009, 01:19 PM
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i guess your buddy will be watching blue jays game on tv.
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07-28-2009, 05:05 PM
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#8 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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a straw to breath through and not having a fear of water. be sure he doesnt cross the border at low tide.
on a serious note i doubt he can get thru, he might find a nice border guard that will let you through w/ a driver's license but i doubt you want to risk it.
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07-28-2009, 06:30 PM
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#9 | | Banned (ABWS)
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you need to be wearing clothes
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07-28-2009, 11:49 PM
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Tell him to stash a bag of icing sugar in the trunk and a bag of oregano. A realistic squirt gun inside his jacket pocket and when the guy asks for ur passports, tell ur buddy to reach in for the squirt gun.
Then just hit the gas pedal hard and voila! ur in the states!
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07-28-2009, 11:51 PM
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#11 | | is best wrench
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well first of all you get a clear plastic bag and put sugar in it.
when the customs get you, your buddy has the chance to drive your car through! oh wait... what about yourself?
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07-29-2009, 06:00 AM
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Bring a gun with you, yanks down there love to shoot at anything that moves. You'll fit right in.
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07-29-2009, 06:06 AM
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Obviously a lot of members here do not take your question seriously so let me be the first to take initiative.
First you need to tell your friend that a trunk is a potential danger for border guards to find him. Stashing sugar in a plastic and squirt gun is obviously a way for you to get stopped. (shame on RSers for giving these suggestions!)
What you have to do is modify your suspension so that it rides a little higher, enough for your friend to cling underneath. Then you put on a front and rear bumper that is big enough to cover both your front and back to avoid ur friend being seen. Now when u get to the border guard make sure ur friend doesnt sneeze or cough or you are gonna get interrogated then sodomized for sure. If all goes well then you will be at the border in no time!
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07-29-2009, 09:14 AM
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#14 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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They have camera's in the lane that look under your car 
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07-29-2009, 09:32 AM
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bring some mary J.
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07-29-2009, 09:36 AM
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#16 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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Originally Posted by GLOW on a serious note i doubt he can get thru, he might find a nice border guard that will let you through w/ a driver's license but i doubt you want to risk it. | I made the mistake a few weeks ago with going across without my passport thinking the new style license was good enough. No dice. Apparently these enhanced licenses look exactly the same as the new ones but have a nifty little sticker saying enhanced.
..... trying to get across without one will wind you up in the customs office for a good two or three hours  | |
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07-29-2009, 09:37 AM
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#17 | | SFICC-03*
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^yup you need to specifically apply for the enhanced license.
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07-29-2009, 09:39 AM
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#18 | | SFICC-03*
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