[jeff_alexander]

Lets organize some activities to make the lives miserable for these fuckers.

[Synaptik]

I got a better idea

1) Find a payphone
2) Call in a bomb threat saying you'll be part of the Critical Mass group
3) Watch police search everyone of those fuckers for weed/helmet and get fucked
4) Repeat every last friday of the month

not legal, but the best option so far

[Vancouver240sx]

Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.

rich

[jeff_alexander]

Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.

rich

With a bomb threat they'll be forced to.

[pure.life]

With a bomb threat they'll be forced to.

will they respond if we made a bomb threat through a pay phone?

[Razor Ramon HG]

So who will be RS' scapegoat?

[jing]

An opinion posted on the Province today suggested that we all drive in the bike lanes.

[illicitstylz]

An opinion posted on the Province today suggested that we all drive in the bike lanes.

LOL I READ THAT AND LAUGHED SO HARD

" since they have one day out of the month to drive on our roads with disregard, we should have one day of the month to drive all over their bike lanes "

[Honyoung]

why not everyone just open their driver side door that way they cant lane slip through the cars
always wanted to see a bicyclist flip over in real life, just like in the movies/commercials xD

[ShanghaiKid]

tie a heavy duty rope to a tree on one side of the road, and have a bunch of people holding onto the other side across the road.... then... like ninja's in the dark.... we lie...and wait.

until they bike by, then PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Death2Theft]

I got my paintgun now just need to know which rooftop to camp.

[Soundy]

As car nuts, the best protest would be to simply create a traffic jam along their route. Only problem with that idea is that they'd probably take to the sidewalks to get around it, so...

We organize a pedestrian-jam and just block up their route with a ton of people. No violence, no interaction, everyone just stand there with arms folded. Don't say or do anything else.

This is EXACTLY what they're doing to traffic - being all passive-aggressive, not instigating anything, and no doubt just hoping some frustrated driver gets up in their grilles so the poor sap ends up with an assault charge. So, turn it around, block their way passively but don't instigate anything... wait until a couple of them do something stupid, and have THEM charged with assault.

[murd0c]

That's the exact thing I was thinking soundy, or pay some crack head 1k to drive a stolen truck through the crowd

[Soundy]

...or pay some crack head 1k to drive a stolen truck through the crowd

:haha:

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

easy



lets all gather up beside the fucking cyclists meet


rev the fuck out of our engine, and while we are at that. let them smell our test pipe, no cat ftw

[Mananetwork]

easy



lets all gather up beside the fucking cyclists meet


rev the fuck out of our engine, and while we are at that. let them smell our test pipe, no cat ftw

:rolleyes: Your fucking smart!

[Anjew]

i'm down....

[GLOW]

play red rover in the middle of the street and see how many can get by

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7alxEBpa4jI

[Ferra]

Anything you do will just give them what they want. They would love if you got together people to protest them and somehow give them more publicity. It is so sad the police department can't/won't do anything about it.

rich
Trust me, they don't care about publicity, 99.9% of the people who attend are there just to have fun.
If they really wanted to get their message across and protest for more bike lanes, they would've sat infront of the mayor office or the city hall, not riding bicycle annoying everyone else in the city.

[!LittleDragon]

As car nuts, the best protest would be to simply create a traffic jam along their route. Only problem with that idea is that they'd probably take to the sidewalks to get around it, so...

We organize a pedestrian-jam and just block up their route with a ton of people. No violence, no interaction, everyone just stand there with arms folded. Don't say or do anything else.

This is EXACTLY what they're doing to traffic - being all passive-aggressive, not instigating anything, and no doubt just hoping some frustrated driver gets up in their grilles so the poor sap ends up with an assault charge. So, turn it around, block their way passively but don't instigate anything... wait until a couple of them do something stupid, and have THEM charged with assault.


Play their hippie game, when they've gathered around the art gallery, everyone join hands around them and start singing earth songs.

[LUUUUUUUU]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h204/coroad100/Seth%20Stuff/cartmanhippies.jpg

[underscore]

who owns a big, beat to shit diesel? or better yet something that runs on propane. get like a wall of these as just idle down the road with your cars as close together as possible. hell if they're really old, just let the sides touch together. outermost cars keep the door open.

soundy's pedestrian wall sounds brilliant too, get a bunch of people with linked arms walking along the sidewalk beside a car blockade, and these fuckers won't get anywhere.

[Mercy]

^ Lol
^

[Soundy]

hahahaah!

Starting now on the History channel: Disasters of the Century. Episode: "Critical Mass" :haha:

"Examines the collapse of the Quebec Bridge in 1907 and 1916, which claimed a total of 89 lives before completion and the Molasses Flood Disaster of 1919, when a giant molasses tank split open killing 21 people and injuring numerous others."

Molasses... how fitting!

[q0192837465]

Seriously, to do so we need a charismatic person to lead the cause. S/he will have to talk on radio shows & do interviews with the media. Otherwise, nothing is gonna work.

[Soundy]

Trust me, they don't care about publicity, 99.9% of the people who attend are there just to have fun.
If they really wanted to get their message across and protest for more bike lanes, they would've sat infront of the mayor office or the city hall, not riding bicycle annoying everyone else in the city.

Wait, you mean only 0.1% of CMers are actually trying to make a political statement? That 999 out of 1000 of them are fucking up traffic and disrupting downtown life on a monthly basis FOR FUN?

Great... all the more reason to drive a dump truck through the lot of them.

[Chairman Kaga]

tie a heavy duty rope to a tree on one side of the road, and have a bunch of people holding onto the other side across the road.... then... like ninja's in the dark.... we lie...and wait.

until they bike by, then PULLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Use fish wire because its basically invisible to them as they're biking

make sure you wear a pair of gloves though

[Manic!]

get 20 people make a really long banner wide enough to go from one side of the street to the other and walk in front of them really really slow so they can't ride there bikes.

[trig]

As car nuts, the best protest would be to simply create a traffic jam along their route. Only problem with that idea is that they'd probably take to the sidewalks to get around it, so...

We organize a pedestrian-jam and just block up their route with a ton of people. No violence, no interaction, everyone just stand there with arms folded. Don't say or do anything else.

This is EXACTLY what they're doing to traffic - being all passive-aggressive, not instigating anything, and no doubt just hoping some frustrated driver gets up in their grilles so the poor sap ends up with an assault charge. So, turn it around, block their way passively but don't instigate anything... wait until a couple of them do something stupid, and have THEM charged with assault.

Pedestrian jam would be ideal. Get a couple hundred people at one of the intersections on the route and have them all continuously walk through the crosswalk. Force them to follow the rules of the road...... or get knocked over like NYPD did to the bike rider in the other thread ;)

[SlySi]

I rather we all chase them down and throw branches in their spokes.. was fun back in the day..

[Death2Theft]

Any pedestrian "block" you could setup would simply be avoided by them, they'd just turn. How are you going to muster up enough people to prepare for an event with no known route? Best thing u can do is spread out and take pot shots at them.

[jigjag]

Didn't think this deserved its own thread, but this'll really help traffic:

Flipped dump truck on Pacific and Davie
By Chris Parry 07-31-2009 COMMENTS(0) Sun Breaking News

A garbage truck has flipped at Pacific and Davie spilling trash all over the road right as drivers were trying to leave the city early, ahead of the planned Critical Mass protest.

Drives are advised to find alternate routes while emergency services try to clear the area.

- ya alternate routes that are fked up by the mob. WHAT ALTERNATE ROUTES!?!?!?! bloody hell.

[Vansterdam]

rs beatdown crew

[ajax]

I got my paintgun now just need to know which rooftop to camp.

Yeah I had suggested an RS Critical Mass Paintballing Crew

[underscore]

Any pedestrian "block" you could setup would simply be avoided by them, they'd just turn. How are you going to muster up enough people to prepare for an event with no known route? Best thing u can do is spread out and take pot shots at them.

if you block the full width of the road at an intersection, they get jammed up. they can't turn around and go backwards, as there's a horde of bikers behind them. then, if there's enough people, create another pedestrian wall at the back, and the clowns can't really leave.

also send boatloads of letters and such to city hall, police, MP's, etc

[!LittleDragon]

Any pedestrian "block" you could setup would simply be avoided by them, they'd just turn. How are you going to muster up enough people to prepare for an event with no known route? Best thing u can do is spread out and take pot shots at them.


You form a human chain AROUND where they gather.

[jeffh]

find whoever organizes these and release his personal info to the interwebs. then just call, email, whore, him as much as humanly possible. if he ever asks why, your just one of the thousands of people giving him a taste of how painful his cute little protest is


barring that, smash his face in as a random act of violence

[jeff_alexander]

if you block the full width of the road at an intersection, they get jammed up. they can't turn around and go backwards, as there's a horde of bikers behind them. then, if there's enough people, create another pedestrian wall at the back, and the clowns can't really leave.

also send boatloads of letters and such to city hall, police, MP's, etc

If we block the full width of the road, we will be blocking the cyclist AND the motorist. We don't want to be doing that, we need to find a solution to fuck with these anarchist while not harming motorist.

I also propose a stolen shopping cart loaded with stones rolling down a steep hill through their path in the middle of their crossing. It'll be like shopping cart bowling. Who can score the most assholes.

[Blinky]

So how many of you keyboard kowboys actually did anything? :IDL

[124Y]

We should play dodgeball with them in the middle. Knock those fuckers out one by one.

[Marco911]

will they respond if we made a bomb threat through a pay phone?

It'll work better if you call it in over a registered residential line.

[Marco911]

Make it like Thai New Year and have a water fight in the street at the same time. Just bring your supersoakers and act like you're just throwing water around and having fun.

[Ch28]

It'll work better if you call it in over a registered residential line.

better make sure you do it somewhere without cameras cause you'll be in deep shit if it gets traced back to you

[yvrnycracer]

August 28th... Meet up @ the Art Gallery... 5pm

[Black SC2]

find whoever organizes these and release his personal info to the interwebs. then just call, email, whore, him as much as humanly possible. if he ever asks why, your just one of the thousands of people giving him a taste of how painful his cute little protest is


barring that, smash his face in as a random act of violence

I like your style, but isn't this kind of like an Anon protest? No ring leaders etc.?

[TekDragon]

I like your style, but isn't this kind of like an Anon protest? No ring leaders etc.?

No organizers. Simply meet up at the last friday of every month at 6pm in front of the art gallery. No pre planned route, it's determined by the rider in the front. At least, according to the JoS on the Fox.

Still frustrating that it always feels like a small loud minority gets their way all the time while the majority get screwed.

[ajax]

We can post arguements on their facebook group.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2227461980&__a=1

[Autorice]

very simple...
have one person film a guy get run over by a bike and submit it to all news agencies. preferably have the person that gets run over to be some hard working student leave a double shift from mcdicks to pay his college tuition, etc. or single mother, etc

the film date must be on one of their protest dates, film relevent phsical landmarks, the exact date, etc

[underscore]

yeah I realized that flaw with my idea, you'd have to separate around each individual car to let it squeeze through, too much hassle.

We can post arguements on their facebook group.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2227461980&__a=1

"
Reclaim the streets!
We aren't blocking traffic.. . "

are you fucking kidding me?

[Solo_D33A]

try this then....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcu5Bfsx5Pk

[CP.AR]

Revscene meet at the end of each month at the art gallary. Rev your engines and spray CO2 into their mothertrucking mouths when they gasp for air. WHOS FUCKING DISRUPTING YOUR LIFE NOW BITCHES?

[tiger_handheld]

So how many of you keyboard kowboys actually did anything? :IDL
LOLS!

[TigerSY]

Seriously, to do so we need a charismatic person to lead the cause. S/he will have to talk on radio shows & do interviews with the media. Otherwise, nothing is gonna work.

Agreed. We all feel the annoyance, but its always all talk and no action.

[InvisibleSoul]

Any pedestrian "block" you could setup would simply be avoided by them, they'd just turn. How are you going to muster up enough people to prepare for an event with no known route? Best thing u can do is spread out and take pot shots at them.
Easy. Form a block on a bridge. They love taking bridges.

[marc0lishuz]

Let's see how far this "activism" goes when it's 5 below in January hahaha. Losers.

[Drift_Monkey]

^ agreed. I'm sure they ride love to ride on the bike lanes when it snows in the winter.

Bike lanes FTML !!!!