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08-01-2009, 07:34 PM
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| Determination: Boy in China regularly drank gas to transform into a Transformer
Boy drank gasoline to copy his TV heroes
2009-7-20 | NEWSPAPER EDITION
A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday.
After the boy, in Yibin City, southwest Sichuan Province, had watched the animated TV series, he began to drink gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime," his father told the newspaper.
"He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel," he said.
The boy's mother owned a grocery stall, selling small goods such as lighters.
In 2004, she often found lighters missing two or three days after she'd bought them. She later found that her son had been stealing them.
The parents talked to their son and asked him not to do it again. "But afterwards we found our motorcycle's gasoline was always disappearing, and one day when we found the boy had drunk a half bottle of gasoline stolen from the motorcycle, we were too shocked to say anything," the father said.
IQ dropped
They locked the motorcycle away after that but the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time.
"Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said.
"Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17."
The worried parents finally took their son to hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence."
"The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor from a hospital in Yibin, said.
"Transformers" is now a Hollywood blockbuster movie franchise and the second live-action film is currently breaking box office records in China.
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" has gained 400 million yuan (US$58.4 million) in the country, breaking the record set by "Titanic" 10 years ago. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/arti...cle_407995.htm | 
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08-01-2009, 07:41 PM
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lol saw this on flufee talks or whatever that channel is on youtube.
He's one tough kid XD
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08-01-2009, 08:35 PM
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I wonder what his piss looks like
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08-01-2009, 08:39 PM
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hopefully he doesn't smoke
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08-01-2009, 09:01 PM
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He's already dumb to drink gasoline in the first place.
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08-01-2009, 09:03 PM
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what a dumbass. dosent he know you have to drink engine oil. not gasoline.
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08-01-2009, 09:15 PM
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well he started this when he was 9, so it might have made more "sense" to such a young, impressionable kid. Then he got dependant and his brain is fried so he's screwed.
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08-01-2009, 09:23 PM
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didn't he notice the Energon cubes are pink...
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08-01-2009, 09:37 PM
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^ some places gas is actually kinda reddish pink. that + chinese translation...
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08-01-2009, 09:45 PM
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for fucking 5 years?! and he's still alive? that is insane.
I heard people puke like crazy if drink a small cup of cooking oil.
That's what the old Chinese people treat food poisoning.
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08-02-2009, 02:51 AM
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sounds like he wanted to be an SUV since he's a gas guzzler! heyyoooo
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08-02-2009, 05:34 AM
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for five years..... i wasnt aware that china showed transformers before the transformers movie....
also i wasnt aware they showed the real transformers... i thought they had their own fake version
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08-02-2009, 06:32 AM
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wtf
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08-02-2009, 11:40 AM
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i don't think he was that smart to begin with if he think drinking gasoline will turn him into a robot
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08-02-2009, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE i don't think he was that smart to begin with if he think drinking gasoline will turn him into a robot | i think it would depend on age, but still.... not the brightest penny in the fountain
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08-03-2009, 08:27 AM
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08-03-2009, 10:45 AM
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he did transform though, right?
boy--->retard
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08-03-2009, 11:09 AM
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dumb--->mentally retarded.
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