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BNR32_Coupe
08-04-2009, 11:04 PM
Got this from another forum.

NoMarriage.com


Why men should not marry.
All the older guys I know, guys that are 55 and older are telling me the same story; don't do it. It just turns to crap no matter what you do. They'd rather be independent. At best it's a tedious bore. At worst a living hell with financial ruin thrown in for good measure. The problem is that when you're young, you just naturally fall into this mind set where your whole self image is based on how women regard you, and so you spend all your money and energy trying to make yourself acceptable to them. Then later in life the shine wears off and you finally realize that you've wasted yourself on a bunch of crap.

Children - "the ultimate human experience"
I couldn't even begin to list all of the older folks i know from work or through my family with kids they either don't get along with, are disappointed in, or are so distant as to not even be a factor in each other's lives.

I'm really skeptical about the idea of children as "the ultimate blessing." How many friends do you have with little or no meaningful contact or relationships with their parents?

I would wager the statistic for happy child/parent relations would be as bad, if not worse, than the marriage numbers. Who wants to deal with TWO bitter, unfulfilling relationships?!

Marriage is a sham for men. There is no benefit. If you are about to get married, think it over. Don't let your dick do your thinking for you. Don't let your punch-drunk I'm in love euphoria put you on auto-pilot. You will wake up in a hell of a hangover staring at this woman who will control your life.

A few years ago I went through a major depression over this until I started talking to all the older guys I knew...and they all said the same thing; "don't do it, it's shit. Even when it's not bad, it's shit". You end up being closely tied to an old woman. Think about that. I can go to Europe or the south seas tomorrow. If I was married I wouldn't have the money and I'd have to ask HER permission. Don't get married unless you are absolutely religiously in love with her. Like carry her sick aged body to the toilet and wipe her ass and be happy to do it kind of love.

What I'm saying is that human beings are nasty weak treacherous creatures that are for the most part totally untrustworthy. Experience is my basis for this statement, both mine and others who I know or who have written reliable histories. If you can find a woman to be your companion who is not treacherous, a deceitful little actress, a sly whore or a manipulative nag or a shrieking hag, then you are among the lucky few. Congratulations. I hope your luck continues to hold out.

Ok, assume that you will end up divorced and won't see your kids and lose half of your assets, how different is that from being married?

Most married guys I know are working their asses off to pay bills, rarely to get to spend time with their families, mediocre or no sex life, and have wives that spend as much of their money as absolutely possible.

My problem with marriage isn't a fear of divorce; it is that the whole thing sucks divorce or not.

What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?

Fuck it man, it's easy to get depressed about not being married when we live in a society that constantly feeds us the image of the happy couple. It's one big lie. The happiest person alive is someone who isn't a prisoner dependent on another human being... We only have 80 or so years on this rock to achieve true freedom

Very few marriages last nowadays, and even guys older than me are telling me not to even think about it... It's a grossly overrated source of happiness. And for the 80% that do go through divorce, it will financially ruin you for life. Period. You can take your best 10 earning years from say, 35 to 45 and take all the wealth you would have accumulated and flush it down the toilet. Because it will go to her and her lawyer. If it happens naturally and it's good then great, good luck. But the worst thing is to force it, to make gross exertions and ignore all sorts of red lights going off just to be hooked up and "normal". Get some hobbies. Relax. Hang out. Enjoy. Take life as it comes.

As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.


I know a lot of guys that would vouch for the list I bolded up top. There's a lot more material on the site. Here's some more:

Fucking decent mid-priced whores twice a week is a lot less expensive than a wife.
I have made the calculation for many married man; divide all the cash you've ever spent from the first date to the last lawyer's bill and alimony payment, and don't forget to include all that furniture and vacations you would have never gone for if it hadn't been for the wife. Then divide by all the orgasms she's given you. You wouldn't believe the price some guys pay to be with a pig; $500.00 for a swine an ugly bullfrog faced POS. Imagine what $500 could buy you on the open market. Quite a few friends have blown up in a rage at me when I make this calculation for them...they can't handle the reality of their own stupidity.

JSALES
08-04-2009, 11:15 PM
i like this..

What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?

haha

Shorty20
08-04-2009, 11:16 PM
hahaha yes!

asian_XL
08-04-2009, 11:16 PM
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

is this list from the 90s or it's only a white thing? here's what me and some other friends are encountering...

1. Girl pressures guy for late marriage. (early 30 at least)
2. Guy goes WTF WHY?
3. Girl works so hard and dominate in the relationship financially.
4. Guy becomes too weak, Girl do all the decision making.
5. Guy starts to limit sex, but get raped every single time in bed.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to get whipped.

pandalove
08-04-2009, 11:21 PM
my prof told us not to get married

2damaxmr2
08-04-2009, 11:26 PM
bookmarked. I need to show this to all my friends

ZhangFei
08-04-2009, 11:26 PM
hahaha logic is a funny thing when it comes to relationships because people marry FOR EMOTIONAL REASONS not logical reasons.

logic tells you not to eat greasy hamburger because of all the cholesterol and fat you get from it. emotions tell you awwww fuck it.. just eat it.

Roach
08-04-2009, 11:36 PM
BNR32_Coupe

This is the best thing you've ever posted. It makes sense of everything in my mind. For one night, you are god.

Kev

Roach
08-04-2009, 11:36 PM
Tomorrow you go back to being the guy who posts annoying retorts to equally annoying driving rants.

Kev

BNR32_Coupe
08-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Tomorrow you go back to being the guy who posts annoying retorts to equally annoying driving rants.

Kev

Hey its the driver of the red mazda 6 here,
Just wanted to let you know my clai vizor blinded me..

oh wait ill save that for tomorrow.

Roach
08-04-2009, 11:43 PM
Hahahaha!!! True to form. Well played, sir.

Kev

MG1
08-05-2009, 12:17 AM
Everything in the first post is correct. I've been married for 26 years. Just don't even want to talk about it.

EDIT: the rest has been edited, because it's going to come back and haunt me one day.

JSALES
08-05-2009, 12:26 AM
i wonder if this will scare off any guys who are planning on getting married

MG1
08-05-2009, 12:28 AM
Gawd, that website is so depressing................... can I cry now? Wait, I've done that many times over. That's why I love my cars so much. At least you can look after them and they will continue to shine for you and, they won't talk back at you and treat you like shit.

I'm so depressed now. Guys, if I haven't posted in a few days, I've probably shot myself.

MG1
08-05-2009, 12:29 AM
i wonder if this will scare off any guys who are planning on getting married

It better. For their sakes.

BNR32_Coupe
08-05-2009, 12:37 AM
i dont know how bad marriage is so i can't really vouch for anything but 89blkcivic i think you need to appreciate what you have.

at least youre..
-not in jail (maybe marriage seems like jail, i meant real jail)
-not lonely
-in canada
-not in a POW camp
-not a bum on the street dumpster diving
-etc

jigjag
08-05-2009, 12:38 AM
that shit's deep....
I don't post much as u can see, but i can totally see the truth in this.
wow.

time to crack a brew.
cheers,

PDKGD3
08-05-2009, 12:38 AM
Gawd, that website is so depressing................... can I cry now? Wait, I've done that many times over. That's why I love my cars so much. At least you can look after them and they will continue to shine for you and, they won't talk back at you and treat you like shit.

I'm so depressed now. Guys, if I haven't posted in a few days, I've probably shot myself.

FitFreak cruise on saturday. Die later!

MG1
08-05-2009, 12:43 AM
FitFreak cruise on saturday. Die later!

Can't........... the wife probably won't let me.:cry:

JulyZerg
08-05-2009, 02:45 AM
BNR32_Coupe

This is the best thing you've ever posted. It makes sense of everything in my mind. For one night, you are god.

Kev

Tomorrow you go back to being the guy who posts annoying retorts to equally annoying driving rants.

Kev

+1

The_AK
08-05-2009, 02:52 AM
i'm too young to think about this bullshit

Meowjin
08-05-2009, 03:22 AM
it leaves out guys who want kids.

urrh
08-05-2009, 03:47 AM
my goal in life is to be like hugh hefner
80+ and still banging smoking twins in their 20s

GLOW
08-05-2009, 04:10 AM
saw this post today...i just got married lol

bcrdukes
08-05-2009, 07:22 AM
^
Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider. :D

Shorty20
08-05-2009, 08:23 AM
^
Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider. :D

then she gets half of his shit...haha

hk20000
08-05-2009, 08:30 AM
i dont know how bad marriage is so i can't really vouch for anything but 89blkcivic i think you need to appreciate what you have.

at least youre..
-not in jail (maybe marriage seems like jail, i meant real jail)
-not lonely
-in canada
-not in a POW camp
-not a bum on the street dumpster diving
-etc

he can be all that without being married, you know what I'm saying? :haha:

hotjoint
08-05-2009, 08:31 AM
hahaah this is awesome :lol

Renthal
08-05-2009, 08:43 AM
LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...:D


I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen.

penner2k
08-05-2009, 08:59 AM
Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS.

Qmx323
08-05-2009, 09:51 AM
good thing i just turned 19...

taylor192
08-05-2009, 09:58 AM
i like this..

What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?

haha
You need to marry a woman with more than you. :thumbsup:

taylor192
08-05-2009, 09:59 AM
Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS.
Add 20 years to Charlie and picture what the show will be like:
Charlie home alone, drunk, lonely.
or
Charlie in a seniors home, drunk, hitting on GILFs.

Liquid_o2
08-05-2009, 10:04 AM
This explains the reason why I have been single for three straight years and I love it.

Sure I get lots of pressure from people around me and the media. But being single and getting some sexy times on the side is good enough for me :thumbsup:

twitchyzero
08-05-2009, 10:12 AM
This applies if you dont want to have kids and if you're wife is unemployed for her entire working life.

!Yaminashi
08-05-2009, 10:46 AM
Can't........... the wife probably won't let me.:cry:

You must be on a short leash dude lol

Best line in that whole post

"What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?"

monkeywrench
08-05-2009, 12:08 PM
not unless you marry a rich girl

skyxx
08-05-2009, 12:15 PM
I guess I need a preen-up....;/

wouwou
08-05-2009, 12:24 PM
My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.

Volvoman
08-05-2009, 01:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8

ZhangFei
08-05-2009, 01:35 PM
who's gonna email this article to their dad?

Sid Vicious
08-05-2009, 01:43 PM
whos gonna marry some of you nerds that post on RS anyways

Psykopathik
08-05-2009, 02:07 PM
My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.

offered last week.....

why isnt she just doing it every other day? oh wait, you got trapped already.:cry:

soon it will be sex only on holidays, then its only on your birthday. then never.

Marriage cannot exist if there is divorce available.

what kind of commitment can marriage possibly be?

"I'll love you forever....untill i get tired of you and divorce you."

just live together and be done with it. at least know to get out early if things aren't what you'd imagined.

the cost of a wedding then divorcing is nothing compared to waking up when you're 45 and saying "what the fuck did i do with my life?" "im 45, living with someone i dont care about...trapped"

however there are the odd few that can make marriage work. usually those are lonely men who cant stand being alone and will submit to any woman that'll have em.

Jsunu
08-05-2009, 02:34 PM
Fuck it, im still getting married one day

Sodium
08-05-2009, 03:24 PM
I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.

I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD

Alphamale
08-05-2009, 04:22 PM
I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.

I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD

...and who you can split half his shit with when you've found someone better.

MG1
08-05-2009, 06:21 PM
LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...:D


I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen.

What will you put in your prenuptial agreement? We should all get together and come up with an RS, standard prenup form. Any lawyers on RS willing to do some pro bono work? For the good of all men.

What was the thing that the taliban proposed not too long ago? You get to rape your wife twice a week? Back to the dark ages, LOL.

The shit I said earlier........ I was a little hasty in commenting in this thread. The old lady was civil to me today. She actually admitted she was wrong........ maybe she's slowing down in her old age. :haha:

E=mc˛
08-05-2009, 06:41 PM
Most married guys I know are working their asses off to pay bills, rarely to get to spend time with their families, mediocre or no sex life, and have wives that spend as much of their money as absolutely possible.

these guys he knows are just plain unlucky. plenty of examples of happy marriages.

solution?
date good girls, not bitches

:thumbsup:

k2_alpha
08-05-2009, 06:51 PM
My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.


you just have a pitiful sex drive. she probably have boy toys on the side.
your blow job as a cover.
AND last week? wtf?

you!
08-05-2009, 08:04 PM
^
Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider. :D

then she gets half of his shit...haha

:lol

this thread is so true, its like an eye opener
i can see a bit of logic in this though, my opinion is that you could look at marriage as some kind of insurance...that is, if all goes well

a man could marry with the purpose of having kids who will later on take care of him once he retire/gets old/sick...on the other hand having no commitment is good until one day u get into an accident after a slight boost creep, have one of ur legs amputated, then have nobody but urself to push u around on ur wheel chair

Jermyzy
08-05-2009, 08:10 PM
Having already fallen for the first trap of being married, I refuse to fall in the trap of having kids!!!

At least my wife lets me buy any toy I want :p

Alphamale
08-05-2009, 09:03 PM
:lol

this thread is so true, its like an eye opener
i can see a bit of logic in this though, my opinion is that you could look at marriage as some kind of insurance...that is, if all goes well

a man could marry with the purpose of having kids who will later on take care of him once he retire/gets old/sick...on the other hand having no commitment is good until one day u get into an accident after a slight boost creep, have one of ur legs amputated, then have nobody but urself to push u around on ur wheel chair

Having kids as insurance, if that's what you're infering, is the dumbest fucking thing ever.

As for you wife taking care of you? Uhh...maybe..maybe not. Probably not though.