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08-05-2009, 06:39 AM
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#1 | | OWNER/C.F.O./MONEYMAN
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| RANT: Stupid Asian LongDistance Telemarketers!
there's been more and more of these fuckers calling, and 1/2 of them are calling after 7pm, using their cell phones making the phone number untraceable.
They are always speaking mandarin, and when i yell at them to take my number off the list, the blurt out they dont speak english in a few bad english words.
fuck, how the hell do u get on the do not call list for these companies and how do u get them to stick to it!?
ive resorted to playing "orgasm.mp3" and yelling at them in broken english "I CALL POLICE!!!!" only to get "err uhhh so sollie" and hang up on me... but its getting bored fast.
anything else i can do or to keep myself entertained?
im thinking of starting a thread, posting up their number, and let everyoen go buck wild calling them!
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08-05-2009, 06:57 AM
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#2 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by !SG  ive resorted to playing "orgasm.mp3" and yelling at them in broken english "I CALL POLICE!!!!" only to get "err uhhh so sollie" and hang up on me... but its getting bored fast. |  nice, I gotta try that
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08-05-2009, 07:18 AM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)
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pick up the call and pretend its vioce mail, they will hang up themself
or pick up and yelled out FUCK YOU (99% of them will still "hello" after that) not a good idea, but its fun
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08-05-2009, 07:35 AM
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#4 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I get those fucked callers all the time too
annoying as hell
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08-05-2009, 08:22 AM
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#5 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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last month, I got this call....
woman: "Good evening sir, we are XXXXXX beauty salon and we are looking for a spokeperson who is over 180lb"
me: "err..no, I am not" *click*
1 week later, she called again
"Good evening sir, we are a beauty salon and we are looking for a spokeperson who is over 160lb"
me: "not interested" *click*
another week later
"Good evening sir, we are a local beauty salon and we are looking for a spokeperson who is over 140lb"
me: "you again?! Look, I am not 140lb, but my dick is 12in long, interested?"
telemarketer: *click*
last week...
"Good evening sir, we are XXXXX beauty salon and we are looking for a spokeperson who is over 120lb"
me: "okay, what do you have for me?"
telemarketer: "we have a perfect package for you bla bla bla"
me: "how much to shave my hairy balls"
*very loud click*  I hate telemarketers
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08-05-2009, 08:29 AM
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#6 | | Banned By Establishment
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start trying to initiate phone sex with them and record the convo for revscene purposes
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08-05-2009, 08:31 AM
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#7 | | In RS I Trust
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Next time they call I'm just going to start playing porn and will ask them to talk dirty to me.
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08-05-2009, 09:58 AM
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#8 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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funnything is when you tell them you dont speak mandarin they go
UHH..solly...wong numba
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08-05-2009, 10:04 AM
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#9 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero funnything is when you tell them you dont speak mandarin they go
UHH..solly...wong numba | doesnt work
I tried that, and some other company called next day lol
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth | There is a time when you have to sig a post.
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08-05-2009, 10:50 AM
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#10 | | I don't like cheese but I love milk!
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Originally Posted by !SG there's been more and more of these fuckers calling, and 1/2 of them are calling after 7pm, using their cell phones making the phone number untraceable.
They are always speaking mandarin, and when i yell at them to take my number off the list, the blurt out they dont speak english in a few bad english words.
fuck, how the hell do u get on the do not call list for these companies and how do u get them to stick to it!?
ive resorted to playing "orgasm.mp3" and yelling at them in broken english "I CALL POLICE!!!!" only to get "err uhhh so sollie" and hang up on me... but its getting bored fast.
anything else i can do or to keep myself entertained?
im thinking of starting a thread, posting up their number, and let everyoen go buck wild calling them! | lol, just tell them no and hangs up. It is not nice being on the other end of the phone either.
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08-05-2009, 01:23 PM
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#11 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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my mom actually chatted with one of them and found out they're located somewhere in the middle of CHINA, like some half gehtto city. and then there's this 2 callers from HONG KONG, 1 is trying to sell me long distance plans from HKTelecom or soemthing, and the other try talking me into opening a bank account with citibank HK, WTF?
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08-05-2009, 02:04 PM
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#12 | | OWNER/C.F.O./MONEYMAN
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thats the thing, i have tried saying no, not interested, "HEY DO YOUUUU SPEAK ENGLISH???"
all i get is... "errr ummm, sollie, wong numba"
but guess what THEY CALL AGAIN THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!!!!
its a cell number...
ive even got so bored as to call them back and start yelling back at them "NI SHI SHENME?! .....GAN NI!!!"
ive even popped on some dr dre... it doesnt help! they freeze on the fucking phone like deers to oncoming headlights!
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08-05-2009, 02:10 PM
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#13 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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add these people to your contacts as "spammers" and never answer their calls again.
if you ever answer, they will know the number is good and KEEP calling.
i don't have voice mail. if someone really needs to get a hold of me they can text me.
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08-05-2009, 02:57 PM
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#14 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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i just try to sell something back to them... and they hang up instantly
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08-05-2009, 03:21 PM
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#15 | | Buy/Sell rules violation; Zero Tolerance
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"Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?"  | |
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08-05-2009, 04:43 PM
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#16 | | RS Veteran
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I even got calls from HK numbers asking me to have VoIP or something like that to save on long distance calls. It's interesting HK company wants Canadian long distance customers... The numbers that they call start with 31xx xxxx.
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They posted a lot 25 to 50 posts per day. 90% of the posts where full sentences and they always stayed on topic.
The posts where all in good humour and topical (most of the time).
It was not the quantity of posts it was based on quality.
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08-05-2009, 06:39 PM
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#17 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Funny because I get calls from India with this same nonsense. I told two of them to fuck off but they kept talking like nothing happen.
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08-05-2009, 07:01 PM
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#18 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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fuck i've been getting calls from all over the states for the last 2 months on a weekly basis, pissin me off
also i think some of them are from that fucking wealth creation thing lol, why did i put my real number :/
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08-05-2009, 07:05 PM
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#19 | | Banned (ABWS)
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got a long distance call from hk saying that i won some jewelry, but will have to pay some hk tax to get it shipped. i was LOLing pretty hard.
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08-05-2009, 07:23 PM
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#20 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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I think you need to send me a link to orgasm.mp3 cuz 2 days in a row now I've been woken up at 8:30am (I usually get up at 11/12) by some fucking spammers from a company called Alliance One.
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08-05-2009, 07:41 PM
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#21 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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pick up the fone and ask them if they can hold on for a sec
then put the fone on the side and get back to whatever it is u were doing
just make them wait on the other end and they'll eventually hang up and just keep doing the same thing everytime they call
worked for me
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08-06-2009, 04:24 PM
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#22 | | OWNER/C.F.O./MONEYMAN
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778-785-6985
chinese fucker was so rude on the phone
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08-06-2009, 08:14 PM
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#23 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by you! pick up the fone and ask them if they can hold on for a sec
then put the fone on the side and get back to whatever it is u were doing
just make them wait on the other end and they'll eventually hang up and just keep doing the same thing everytime they call
worked for me | you really think they care? they're getting paid for getting put on hold..it beats trying to shove shit down your throat.
I find the easiest way is to tell them nicely to be taken off the list.
and dont put in your phone number for draws/promos and whatnot.
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08-06-2009, 08:17 PM
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#24 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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omg we get called by the same thing.... they're soooooooooo persistent like insanely so (long distance service)
so my mom decided to try them once and their service cuts you off like 10mins or something into the call and won't let you call again for the day
so the next time the telemarketer called we told them that and they said "no it shouldnt do that let me look into it" and havent called back since
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08-06-2009, 08:23 PM
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#25 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by !SG 778-785-6985
chinese fucker was so rude on the phone | Whos phone number is that?
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