[ch0pstix]

bored as shit...
anybody got good riddles?

[Durrann1984]

i love riddles

[ChyahGT]

Uhmm...

"imagine your in a box... how do u get out?"

*this is a bad one, so yeah...*






















*answer is: stop imagining.* lol

[butter_sashimi]

Here's a riddle for you all.

What is greater than God and more evil than the devil
The poor have it, the rich don't need it
And if you eat it, you'll die?
































Answer: Nothing

[ziggyx]

Forgive me i kind of suck at telling riddles.

1. A man is in a room with no windows, doors etc. He commits suicide by hanging himself with a rope and all that's left is a puddle of water. How was he able to hang himself?

2. A midget lives on the very top floor of a 30 story building. Everytime he goes out he has no problem getting to the bottom floor since he can reach the 1st floor button. However getting back up is a problem since the 30th floor button is out of reach. Therefore on a sunny day he must take the stairs up but on a rainy day he is able to use the elevator. How is this so?

3. What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space the beginning of every end and the end of every place?


1. he was on a block of ice.
2. He used the umbrella to push the botton.
3. The letter "E"

[butter_sashimi]

^ The guy stood on a block of ice as he strung himself up and as it melted he hung himself.
...THe midget used an umbrella to touch the top button...?

[ziggyx]

^^ lol yeah you got the first two. When i first heard them #1 was easy but #2 took me a long ass time to figure out.

[SchoolGlue]

what 2 coins makes 30 cents, when one of them isn't nickel?

[E=mc²]

1.What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
Watch closely, I'm only gonna do this once.

2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Probably not, since he's dead.

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.

4. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest

5.What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

6. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck

7. What word rhymes with "Chuck" and starts with an "F" ?
Firetruck

8. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!

9.A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.

How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
the glass was empty

[silk]

Fun thread !!!

[skyxx]

What's long, round, and full of se........actually this doesn't work when i type it.....

[Good_KarMa]

what 2 coins makes 30 cents, when one of them isn't nickel?

A quarter and a nickel.

One of them isn't a nickel, but the other one is.

[CRS]

What's long, round, and full of se........actually this doesn't work when i type it.....

What's long hard and full of seamen?

A submarine

[InvisibleSoul]

Q: What's the difference between a riddle and a joke?

Apparently on RS, nothing...

[[jsx] sky]

What's long hard and full of seamen?

A submarine

Your vagina?

[ajax]

An electric train is travelling southwest at 22 m/s and the wind is blowing north east at 7 m/s. Which direction will the smoke blow?

It's an electric train

[tamazoid]

I really like this one!


Three guys went to a hotel manager for a room. The manager said a room would be $30. They all paid $10. The bellman took their luggage up to their room, but when he came back down the manager told him that he charged $5 extra for the room and to bring the $5 back. The bellman was mad though because the guys didn't tip him so he took $2 and gave the men $3 back. So each man ended up paying $9 for the room. 3 people x $9 = $27 but $27+$2 = $29

Where did the extra dollar go?

[danny_d19]

the government stole it

[ziggyx]

I really like this one!


Three guys went to a hotel manager for a room. The manager said a room would be $30. They all paid $10. The bellman took their luggage up to their room, but when he came back down the manager told him that he charged $5 extra for the room and to bring the $5 back. The bellman was mad though because the guys didn't tip him so he took $2 and gave the men $3 back. So each man ended up paying $9 for the room. 3 people x $9 = $27 but $27+$2 = $29

Where did the extra dollar go?

30 dollars - 5 dollars (refund) = 25 bucks
the guy took 2 dollars so the total for everyone is 27 bucks
27 + 3 dollars = 30 bucks

in the riddle 3x9=27 is already including the tip, and it tricks you by adding 2 dollars again to make it 29??

[ZhangFei]

how about a limerick for you guys


There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

[van_driver]

how about a limerick for you guys


There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2013/1196879698148iv1.jpg

[achiam]

http://wiw.org/~jess/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/captain.gif
ARRRRR!!!
WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD BE A PIRATE EATING????

[van_driver]

Hyde's height is 4 feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 5 shoes. What does he weigh?

MEAT!

[dachinesedude]

easy one:

If you look at the numbers on my face, you won't find thirteen any place.

[ajax]

How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep?
None, because it's a hole
What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?
A Glove
What is it that's always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
When is a new car considered to be seedy?
When it's a lemon
If you look at numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace.
A clock
Tear 1 off and scatch my head, what once was red is black instead.
A match
The 8 of us go forth and back to protect our king from the foes attack.
Chess pawns
We're 5 little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.
Vowels
Free thanks to anyone who also knows where the last four are from!

[E=mc²]

batman forever lol

i remember watching that many times as a kid

[ch0pstix]

There is a bullet-proof car.
doors, tires, windows, everything was bullet-proof
with doors closed and locked
with windows rolled up
a dead man lays inside with a bullet to his head
how is the possible?

*there was nobody inside
*he did not commit suicide
*he was shot while inside his car


It was a convertible

[skyxx]

^ Chuck Norris shot him.

[ZhangFei]

q:what do you call a fat chinaman?

a: a chunk

[skyxx]

Q: What do you call a fat lady masturbating with a corn?

A: A Buttered Corn.

Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.

A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.

[Amped]

The man who makes it doesn't want it.
The man who wants it doesn't use it.
The man who is using it doesn't know he is using it.

A Coffin

[ch0pstix]

a blue house made of blue bricks
a red house made of red bricks
a purple house made of purple bricks
what's the green house made out of?

Glass

[Greenstoner]

A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said "it's in a cylinder surrounded by a thousand squares." One grandchild said, "I know where it is," and found it. Where was it?



Answer
In a roll of toilet paper.

[InvisibleSoul]

Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.

A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.
Wut?

[hirevtuner]

Q: girls with big breasts work at hooters, then where do girls with one leg work at?




A: Ihop

[1309#21]

Q.What has 4 legs, green, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
























A. A pool table! See it's funny because you would never expect a pool table in a tree!

[JHuJHu]

^ itsn't that from 2 and a half men?