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: U will never look at eggs the same again


AVS_Racing
08-10-2009, 12:07 AM
http://break.com/index/surprising-japanese-egg-toy.html?matchid=

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

pandalove
08-10-2009, 12:08 AM
http://break.com/index/surprising-japanese-egg-toy.html?matchid=



wat.

WHEYsted
08-10-2009, 12:21 AM
DAMN! dude its for quick lube-age so you can bone her fast.

StylinRed
08-10-2009, 12:27 AM
i dont get it... whats it for?

easy ona car oO??




edit: ok i just looked it up... its for jerking off

here's a demo its not nws http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2_op-m4aU
TENGA EGG demo by Mr. Masanobu Sato of Masturbate-a-thon fame(new record for 2009)
TENGA EGG available at ToyDemon.com

Instructions:
1.Remove the packaging, outer shell and lubrication
2.Put lubrication inside the EGG and around the entrance
3.Move the EGG to lubricate everywhere
4.Have Fun (it won't rip)
5.Place the EGG back into the outer shell to throw away

InvisibleSoul
08-10-2009, 12:37 AM
wat.
That about sums it up...

124Y
08-10-2009, 12:57 AM
Wow...If a little kid thought it was a kinder surprise egg and opened it up...:lol

skyxx
08-10-2009, 12:59 AM
They're expensive. I think you have to buy like a pack of 6 for 76usd?. I rather get the Tenga Onacups or the other one that's silver. :)

StylinRed
08-10-2009, 02:03 AM
^^^^ they're 3 for $25 if u go to the link in that video i posted

boatcaptain
08-10-2009, 02:10 AM
LOL tat is one coool invention

maxxxboost
08-10-2009, 02:51 AM
Interesting...
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SkinnyPupp
08-10-2009, 03:06 AM
Palmela has been reliable for like 17 years for me, I don't see much point in buying shit like this... WTF do guys need sex toys for?

Meowjin
08-10-2009, 03:22 AM
because it feels good.

JulyZerg
08-10-2009, 03:30 AM
The narrator for the first link sounds like Cyril The Magician LOL

Shun Izaki
08-10-2009, 03:43 AM
lol, this shit's fucked up...

then again, super creative japanese people always coming up with new ways to explore this kinda shit.

reminds me of that dildo bicycle vid...

you!
08-10-2009, 02:03 PM
nice.

Drow
08-10-2009, 05:02 PM
theres a big flaw in the product

jap dicks arent that big

alex.w *//
08-10-2009, 05:10 PM
lame

skyxx
08-10-2009, 05:21 PM
There's black guys in Japan.

hk20000
08-10-2009, 05:38 PM
theres a big flaw in the product

jap dicks arent that big

Good, bigger margin for safety. They are looking at the possibility to export them too you know. :D

Benz_05TSX
08-11-2009, 01:56 AM
where to buy"???

Meowjin
08-11-2009, 02:05 AM
google jlist.

BMW135i
08-15-2009, 10:56 PM
wth is that? bigger boner ?

Presto
12-07-2009, 03:01 PM
So I was looking for shit on DealExtreme, and found fakey Tenga eggs. Less than $5 each, if you buy 3 or more! Introducing: Tenca Fantasy Eggs

Wayy (Wavy) (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431)
Clicker (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29430)
Spider (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29429)

Since these are cheap, Chinese knock-offs, be prepared to have get cancer and have your wang fall off.

Mugen EvOlutioN
12-07-2009, 04:21 PM
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

GodZilla
12-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Id just throw the egg out and grab the girl in the video and use her instead.

Orion
12-07-2009, 04:36 PM
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs22/i/2008/028/b/4/EGG__s_by_jdmolina.jpg

CP.AR
12-07-2009, 07:00 PM
RS Groupbuy?

liu13
12-07-2009, 07:44 PM
shit i wanna try it but it's one time use right?

Jackygor
12-07-2009, 08:04 PM
off topic...

but best underwear EVAR.

http://www.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_30992_1.jpg

Gumby
12-07-2009, 09:44 PM
*sigh* Japanese people...

shenmecar
12-08-2009, 11:57 AM
*sigh* Japanese people...

they make the world's most fucked up things.

SkinnyPupp
02-13-2010, 07:32 AM
Just tried one of these tonight. Have to say, it's pretty awesome! Better than using your hand for sure

TRD Rs200
02-13-2010, 07:44 AM
Japan: responsible for 93% of the world's weirdest shit

umpadupa
02-13-2010, 11:07 AM
Just tried one of these tonight. Have to say, it's pretty awesome! Better than using your hand for sure

haha i get get her 2 blow me first haha no hands :p

hchang
02-13-2010, 12:18 PM
Japanese people have too much time on their hands...

danned
02-13-2010, 10:33 PM
japanese has werid stuff

Psykopathik
02-13-2010, 11:16 PM
dealextreme has em too lol

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431

Senna4ever
02-13-2010, 11:25 PM
Just tried one of these tonight. Have to say, it's pretty awesome! Better than using your hand for sure

Too much info, dood. :lol

murd0c
02-13-2010, 11:30 PM
The girth doesn't seem big enough.

El Bastardo
02-14-2010, 09:57 AM
Cons: DX wrote twice on the package "Naughty toys" and they had me get it and sign for it at my post office... Thanks alot for your discretion DX!

:rofl:

SkinnyPupp
02-14-2010, 04:07 PM
The girth doesn't seem big enough.
For you maybe! For the rest of us, is stretches quite a bit ;)

murd0c
02-14-2010, 05:05 PM
For you maybe! For the rest of us, is stretches quite a bit ;)

what can I say i'm like a tuna can. I don't get in there deep but sure bash the fuck out of the sides. ;)