[The_AK]

stolen from island forum,

http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/The_AK/myweapon.jpg

Known as the every man's gun, The Philosopher has the beauty of a long barrel for precision aim as well as a conveniently located grenade launcher for those times when you need more than just a bullet to do the trick. :thumbsup:

[monkeywrench]

best of all worlds!

[hal0g0dv2]

lol

[bLaz3d]

pretty pimp mang

[skyxx]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rroqy8.jpg

This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.

[asian_XL]

http://xs942.xs.to/xs942/09334/myweapon353.jpg

my power wash gun should look like

[Chopstick]

ladies and gentz

Chopstick proudly presents:

"the mother fucker"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon.jpg

fuck other wannabes on this board

this is a MAN'S gun

built on 2 sturdy, tried and proven m60 frames, the mother fucker packs more heat than princess patricia's battalion after a meal. designed by the genius Chopstick himself and weighing in just shy of 200 pounds, this weapon is equivalent to 4 5.56 rifles tightly packed and is supported by heavy duty barrels derived from the .50 browning. chamber can be modified to fire the latest depleted uranium exploding rounds for an extra charge from factory.

standard equipment include 3 rocket launchers and 6 laser sights. optional bipod is available. comes in white, blue, and pink. black color option available later in 2010.

so next time your boss tells you they're leaving off work early to play golf, show 'em who's boss.

parts made in the usa and assembled in china
2009 Chopstick copyright. patent pending #12938576048

[[RSX-S]]

They didn't have a mini gun so I had to make one... with a sniper barrel just in case...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/kenjai/myweapon.jpg

[[RSX-S]]

Awww... Chopstick beat me to it. :(

[Chopstick]

;6544881']Awww... Chopstick beat me to it. :(

lol (^__^)

[k2_alpha]

edit...

[Chopstick]

this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon1.jpg







nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v

[The_AK]

this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon1.jpg







nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v

silent explosions, lmao

[skyxx]

The recoil on that thing must be mad but it's just a glue gun....lol

[Nightwalker]

http://i26.tinypic.com/x6d7ar.jpg

[Chopstick]

wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon3.jpg

ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

gun not included.

[The_AK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/The_AK/myweapon2.jpg

The first ever foldable gun with the worlds most simple design. Specifically designed for women and children for those moments of uncertainty. Small enough to fit into a purse or a Sesame Street Lunchbox yet powerful enough to leave a 2 inch radius hole in its victim (thats right, radius, not diameter). The streets are crawling with dangerous slum and corrupt cops, with the Bullet Bender you know that you weapon-wielding 15 year old daugther won't be taking just anything from anyone anymore.

MSRP: $479.99 at your local London Drugs

[skyxx]

Do you take monthly payments?

[MWR34]

wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon3.jpg

ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

gun not included.

I dont know if you load it, or board it.

[skyxx]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2cf2k52.jpg

The "You'll shit bricks when you see it" gun.

This is a Desert Eagle disguised with esthetically pleasing add-on's that don't work. It's basically an all show and no go gun (It's really a vibrator for your wife) :)

[Ronin]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rroqy8.jpg

This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.

LOL @ bi-pod...in the back.

[haymura]

"The Tickler"

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8049/myweapons.jpg

more deadlier than a c-lai with a BMW 325i on a rainy day!

[Vansterdam]

this site is full of win!

[RRxtar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/g2mike/lasergun.jpg

i win?

[Grandmaster TSE]

nice lightsaber

[asahai69]

i win?



http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/asahai69/myweapon.jpg?t=1250196984

nah brah. i win

[RabidRat]

this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon1.jpg







nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v

LOL

[The_AK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/The_AK/myweapon3.jpg

How many times have you been too pussy to tell your mother-in-law that your fed up with her bullshit?

Now let the 351MFU "Mother Fuck-U" do the talking for you.

Next time your kids complain about big ass panties lying on the floor, beat grandma senseless with the fully-equipped wooden stock to get the point across.

[oinkoinkpig]

wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/AndyLau/myweapon3.jpg

ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

gun not included.

I couldn't stop laughing at this lol

[Ch28]

http://i26.tinypic.com/x6d7ar.jpg

looks like something straight out of rambo :haha:

[nismosx]

i call it "lights out"
blind your enemies with a touch of the trigger each shot comes with a vicious kill if not it would really blind the shit out of your enemies
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/pernchow/myweapon.jpg

[The_AK]

The almighty Phuket. When you're just sick of it all (the rental payments for your shitty 1 bedroom apartment, the alimony you need to pay your wife, your race car bed, your piece of shit Hyundai Pony) you can only end it with one bullet. But in case you fuck it up the first time(kinda like your life) you still have a loaded magazine with 29 bullets remaining to perfect the final shot. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/The_AK/myweapon4.jpg

[[RSX-S]]

Where's the staple gun that crazy travelers use against RCMP? Don't forget the scope and grenade launcher attachments.

[AzNightmare]

This guy needs to add "snap".
The mods are just all over the place.

[!e.lo_]

This guy needs to add "snap".
The mods are just all over the place.

yea there should be. it'd be nice to kind of kno where things go.. especially on rails.

heres mine:
http://i31.tinypic.com/2u7lg6g.jpg

[The_AK]

thats a weak pistol,
requires a grenade launcher

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v440/The_AK/myweapon6.jpg