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08-17-2009, 10:48 PM
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#1 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Joe Gibbs Racing driver Brad Coleman was testing a Gibbs NASCAR Sprint Cup Series car at Toyota Arizona Proving Grounds earlier this week and came onto the radio and told his crew something rather unusual.
"Guys, I hit a coyote," Coleman said.
Coleman was running close to 200 mph around the 10-mile test track when he saw the animal wander under the outside guardrail.
"I'm in the middle of the corner, and I'm doing like 190," Coleman said Friday at Nashville Superspeedway before practicing his Nationwide Series car. "I'm just cruising. You run the high line there, because that's where the most banking is. It's the high-speed lane. There's just a guardrail there like on the freeway.
"I see this thing, it must've been 100 feet in front of me, just jump out. Right when I saw it come out from under the guardrail, I was like, 'That's a coyote.'"
"It just started smoking like crazy," Coleman said. "And it smelled terrible. I didn't see anything in the mirror, so I was like, 'I wonder where it went?' I said, 'Guys, I hit a coyote. I'm going to come in because I think it screwed up the radiator. I think it clogged up the grille a little bit.'" | 
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08-17-2009, 10:50 PM
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#2 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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nice new grille emblem
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08-17-2009, 10:51 PM
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#3 | | Pull Out Towing. Women rescued for free.
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The pics reminds me of the russian chick and her dog.
Ewwwww....
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08-17-2009, 11:02 PM
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#4 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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shoulda looked left...then maybe right before stepping in front of a rocket....nahhhhh
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08-17-2009, 11:23 PM
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08-17-2009, 11:28 PM
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#6 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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HAHA, Silly Coyote, thats not a road runner, its a NASCAR!!!
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08-17-2009, 11:28 PM
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#7 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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dinner's ready.
RIP doggie
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08-18-2009, 12:24 AM
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#8 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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oh dam..... RIP shiet.
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08-18-2009, 12:52 AM
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#9 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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im surprised the coyote is in such intact shape from getting smoked at 200mph
i thought those track's are nicely fenced off...it' smarter that he hit instead of trying to swerve at 180mph+
anyways..i guess this guy from a few year back is a trend setter 
a deer LITERALLY up the BMW nostril.
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08-18-2009, 01:06 AM
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#10 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by twitchyzero im surprised the coyote is in such intact shape from getting smoked at 200mph
i thought those track's are nicely fenced off...it' smarter that he hit instead of trying to swerve at 180mph+
anyways..i guess this guy from a few year back is a trend setter
a deer LITERALLY up the BMW nostril. | LOL WTF IT SNORTED THAT DEER LIKE A LINE OF COKE LOL
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08-18-2009, 01:22 AM
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#11 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by ajax nice new grille emblem | HAHAHA +1!!!! Quote:
Originally Posted by Qmx323 LOL WTF IT SNORTED THAT DEER LIKE A LINE OF COKE LOL | ROFL! holy shit. so true.
and wowwww. lawl @ guts!
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08-18-2009, 01:26 AM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Don't do drugs kids... or you'll end up like that 3 series.
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08-18-2009, 01:27 AM
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#13 | | The RS Freebie guru
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08-18-2009, 01:42 AM
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#14 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Q: Why did the coyote cross the road? | good one.  | |
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08-18-2009, 02:45 AM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lol.. who's going to clean up that mess?
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08-18-2009, 03:35 AM
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#16 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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ive been on 4chan, this is nothing new
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08-18-2009, 04:09 AM
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#17 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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damn..
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08-18-2009, 07:34 AM
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#18 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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08-18-2009, 08:18 AM
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#19 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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wow, i thought that snake in a RSX a while back was sick enough.
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08-18-2009, 09:50 AM
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#20 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Was I the only one to think "SWEET! TRD valve covers!"
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08-18-2009, 10:11 AM
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#21 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Way to make me scroll up. haha
First pic is cool.
Second pic = feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to clean that shit up.
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08-18-2009, 06:49 PM
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#22 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Whoa...puppy's eyes are still open. O.O
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08-18-2009, 07:17 PM
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#23 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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08-18-2009, 08:18 PM
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#24 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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it'll buff right out
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08-18-2009, 08:21 PM
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#25 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 LOL WTF IT SNORTED THAT DEER LIKE A LINE OF COKE LOL | lol
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