[SpuGen]

My neighbour keeps stealing my pop cans, and his fucking dog won't shut up at night. That, and he keeps throwing his cigarette butts onto my yard even though I told him to stop nicely.

So what I'm wondering is:
Is RS down to do a prank on him? just for fun?

All I need you guys to do, is to go on CL and call hookers to go to his house.
The reason why I need your help, is because I don't want them knowing my number.

So if it's a bunch of random numbers, it won't come back to me, or you. He'll ask what number called them, and each one would be different.

So who's down?

[CivicTypeRice]

LMFAO....Why don't you call them from a friends number?

[TekDragon]

Not cool. Sex trade workers are people too. I'm all for signing him up for unwanted porn and mailing lists, even the traditional junk mail, but not for using a person's time: especially when it's time they use for work.

[MG1]

PM danned. He has experience in dealing with great neighbours.

[pandalove]

ya u should definitely hang aluminum plate on ur backdoor ... that'll show him

[MM4RCO]

Do you have a blackberry or iphone?

bluffmycall.com

[Culture_Vulture]

your neighbor is on RS

[Rikaro]

order a shit load of pizza to his place.

I'm just joking. Please don't do it lol

[CivicTypeRice]

Take a shit on his lawn!

[MG1]

A shit trebuchet......... remember science fairs?

[hal0g0dv2]

im game

[Qmx323]

I'm down but the reason I don't feel ur idea is because prosties dont pick up blocked numbers. and i sure as hell don't want no bunch of prosties knowing my number :)

[SpuGen]

Pizza is food. Food I could eat.
What if the poor Pizza boy gets t-boned on his way there?

[CRS]

You can borrow my paintball gun if you want.

[SpuGen]

It's more fun this way.
Hmm. Fuckit. I think I'm gonna start calling.

[fliptuner]

Find out what his phone number is and post a shitload of stuff for sale (CHEAP!!!), services, free stuff, etc....

I remember back in the Buy&Sell days, when the paper came out on Thursday mornings, guys would literally wait for the papers to get deliver to the local stores, sift through them and make their phone calls at like 6:30 - 7am.

Anyways, one time I found this albino monkey in the free pet section (I was looking for a dog at the time). It was described as human-like, playful, just like a child, just couldn't take care of it any longer. My buddies and I called up the number a couple of days later and man, the earful I got!!!

[124Y]

If you know his phone number and email, post up an ad on Craigslist's m4m ad section :D

[kookoobird88]

rent a a backhoe sp? and tear down his house with pantyhose over your face then flee the scene

[BLUETIGER]

get his number and address and advertise his house as a 24/hr bisexual brothel on craigslist

[SpuGen]

Too much work.
I'm your typical Asian neighbour that won't talk to you, or give a shit about what the neighbours think. At least until you piss me off, then I call cop on you lor. But this time, I call hookers la~! ^.~

[StylinRed]

call male escorts

he might like the female ones

[Hot Karl]

don't leave the pop cans outside. pick up the butts and dump them over a place in his property that's hard to pick up. or his car. after asking for the last time of course.

not that much you can do about the dog. but if he's really bad and you want to escalate, i'd suggest an airhorn. just blast it twice every time the dog goes off.

[k20a]

But damn, what if you call the hookers and it's actually a benefit for him?!?! That's like wasting your time, her time and your neighbours time.

[Euro7r]

Prank call his place around the clock hahah lol.

[PDKGD3]

RS round the clock ding-dong ditch?!

[ziggyx]

don't leave the pop cans outside. pick up the butts and dump them over a place in his property that's hard to pick up. or his car. after asking for the last time of course.

not that much you can do about the dog. but if he's really bad and you want to escalate, i'd suggest an airhorn. just blast it twice every time the dog goes off.

Actually there is something you can do about the dog. You can let city hall know about it and they will send like some sort of animal unit to your house to investigate if the problem is bad enough.

It's happened to my girlfriend. One day someone from like animal control representing the city came by and told my gf that they had to be quiet or else risk a fine. And if it continues to be a problem he might have to confiscate the dogs. Keep in mind that these are big dogs.

[!Tigger]

pick up the dog shit and throw it at his window

[!Yaminashi]

Find out what his phone number is and post a shitload of stuff for sale (CHEAP!!!), services, free stuff, etc....

I remember back in the Buy&Sell days, when the paper came out on Thursday mornings, guys would literally wait for the papers to get deliver to the local stores, sift through them and make their phone calls at like 6:30 - 7am.

Anyways, one time I found this albino monkey in the free pet section (I was looking for a dog at the time). It was described as human-like, playful, just like a child, just couldn't take care of it any longer. My buddies and I called up the number a couple of days later and man, the earful I got!!!

This is the best idea..

[q0192837465]

well, some guy were throwing pieces of raw fat (those ucut off when u prep ur meat) at my dog. Needless to say, my dog ate it before we could get rid of it. After a couple of times, my dog got soooo sick.

[Death2Theft]

Your neighbor is prob that silk guy.

[Psykopathik]

use gasoline and write "pedophile" or child molester" on his lawn.

gas kills the grass and it'll turn brown, spelling out the words slowly as the days go by

put ad on Craiglslist as "male seeking discreet male encounters" or "bi-curious male seeking discreet encounter", "free shit, just come on down" etc.

[!Yaminashi]

well, some guy were throwing pieces of raw fat (those ucut off when u prep ur meat) at my dog. Needless to say, my dog ate it before we could get rid of it. After a couple of times, my dog got soooo sick.

Thats pretty harsh :(

[AsBannedAsItGets]

My neighbour keeps stealing my pop cans, and his fucking dog won't shut up at night. That, and he keeps throwing his cigarette butts onto my yard even though I told him to stop nicely.

So what I'm wondering is:
Is RS down to do a prank on him? just for fun?

All I need you guys to do, is to go on CL and call hookers to go to his house.
The reason why I need your help, is because I don't want them knowing my number.

So if it's a bunch of random numbers, it won't come back to me, or you. He'll ask what number called them, and each one would be different.

So who's down?

Who's gonna waste their time to do this unless there's some kind of incentive such as beer, money, food etc..

Might wanna just call your friends and ask them to do this for them. Asking people on the internet is very uncreative.

[silk]

Your neighbor is prob that silk guy.

altho im a cheap chinese but come on i dont steal .......



:mad::mad:

[silk]

since OP is asian.. im suggest you threat him with "if your dog dont shut up, i will shut it up by eating it"

[Gh0stRider]

only if you pay the hookers to come to my place after. Deal?

[Grandmaster TSE]

shit in his mail slot

[quasi]

Piss on and in the cans then when he picks them up he'll get piss all over him, game over.

[Datsun]

Break in when they are alseep then put a jellyfish on their face.

[Rikaro]

shit in his mail slot

that's a good one. You don't harm anyone else in the process.

[you!]

feed his dog some roofies

[sonick]

Piss on and in the cans then when he picks them up he'll get piss all over him, game over.

+1. Shitting in the cans may be more obvious. He'll get the message after finding cans full of shit.

[ajei]

1-set up a prank around where you keep the cans...don't forget the video camera, and to youtube it.

2-put his number on craigslist gay escort section and say "ask for ---" (<< but use a very gay code name)....remember to 'spell' the number out, so he can't search his own number on google.

[ajei]

do this ....record it pls
cMQcnpbBlEo

[Fafine]

^ damn thats a good idea fill it up with piss- start saving!

[you!]

^^ lol that guy was shitting bricks

[Volvo-brickster]

buy a dog whistle and go to town when the dog barks

if its a loud enough whistle , the dog will STFU fast

[underscore]

collect all the butts and cram them up his exhaust one day

mass prank, hmm, you shouldn't call hookers as that wastes other peoples time, you need to make this impact him, and him alone.

also, you can phone in and complain about the dog if it's loud past whatever the noise bylaw is, usually 11pm.

[RRxtar]

the 11pm noise bylaw is a myth. the actual bylaw (for kelowna anyway) says that at any time if noise is a problem, you can complain. it actually reads:

3. GENERAL REGULATIONS
3.1 No person shall make or cause, or permit to be made or caused, any noise in or on a highway or elsewhere in the City which disturbs the peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of the neighbourhood, or persons in the vicinity.
3.2 No person being the owner or occupier of real property knowingly shall allow or permit such real property to be used so that noise or sound which emanates therefrom, disturbs the peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of any person or persons in the neighbourhood or vicinity.
3.3 No person shall play or operate any radio, stereophonic equipment or other instrument or any apparatus for the production or amplification of sound either in or on private premises or in any public place in such a manner as to disturb the quiet, peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of the neighbourhood, or any person in the vicinity.
3.4 No person shall own, keep or harbour any animal or bird which by its barks, cries or sounds unduly disturbs the peace, quiet, rest, tranquillity of the surrounding neighbourhood or the public at large.
3.5 No person in the City shall on any day before 0700 hours or after 2200 hours construct, erect, re-construct, alter, repair or demolish any building, structure or thing or excavate or fill in land in any manner whatsoever which makes, causes noise or sounds in or on a highway or elsewhere in the City which disturb or tend to disturb, the quiet, peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort or convenience of the neighbourhood, or persons in the vicinity.

[underscore]

that law seems kinda dumb. it starts off saying you can't make any kind of noise, at any time, and then goes to you can't make any noise, past 11. wtf.

correction, only con/de-struction past 11. I think you can only get a ticket past 11 though, unless something is INSANELY loud.

[illicitstylz]

how did he set it up so the trash can fell towards the door as it opened?

[Qmx323]

how did he set it up so the trash can fell towards the door as it opened?


seriously?

He leaned it on an angle to the door :S

Door opens in, wham bam, water damage HELLO

[MWR34]

how did he set it up so the trash can fell towards the door as it opened?

gravity is a thing only 1337 can understand.

seriously?

He leaned it on an angle to the door :S

Door opens in, wham bam, water damage HELLO

D&G HELLO?

[AVS_Racing]

lol so many epic ideas, but yea i wouldn't fill that garbage can with water only;);)

[mrclean604]

do this ....record it pls
cMQcnpbBlEo

haha that guy freaked out so bad

[Psykopathik]

gardenhose in his mailbox. run the water on low so it doesn't make noise.

[CP.AR]

Piss on and in the cans then when he picks them up he'll get piss all over him, game over.

or better... smear shit on the cans and piss inside

[RRxtar]

you want to fill his house with shit and piss because his dog is barking? i hope go fucking god he figures out it was you

[GS-TypeR]

HI i'm your neighbor.... FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU




Jokes

[kknater]

What I did to my cranky old neighbour was post ads on craigslist with his number for random things like motorcycles and such and asked to be called after 11pm. I wish i could see the look on his face!!

[drunkrussian]

post HIS number in the craigslist escort section as a a hot chinese chick named CANDY who offers full-service for 100 roses