[Drow]

I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.

has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?

i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all

[skyxx]

They eat me out. More like I eat my girlfriend's pussy out.....oh wait...nvm...

[Harvey Specter]

True and if you're a guy and you die, they'll feast on your nuts first.

[hongy]

.......lol

[bengy]

Does it really matter? You won't care when you're already dead....

[Drow]

True and if you're a guy and you die, they'll feast on your nuts first.

oh my god i dont even

[InvisibleSoul]

What's there to be scared of?

If this happens to you, you're dead anyway.

It's not like the cats KILL you.

[B-DiZzLe]

What's there to be scared of?

If this happens to you, you're dead anyway.

It's not like the cats KILL you.



No, but it'll be pretty sick if I saw a cat eating a person/family member.




But I think this may be an urban legend.

[pandalove]

did u change ur avatar just for this thread?

[StylinRed]

sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces




i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot

[Jsunu]

Dogs do the same thing when they sleep on the foot of your bed. But instead of eating you they shit on your face.

[rsx]

in the future, there are only laser cats.

[MR_BIGGS]

did u change ur avatar just for this thread?

That's what I was wondering. Are you one of those crazy cat people.

I fucking hate cats..my ex-neighbours had like 6 or 7 of them they were white trash hicks...and the cats always shit in my dad's beautiful garden. This one black cat always walks acorss my car when I'm driving home it lives a block down. NExt time I see it i'm mowing it down.

[Drow]

did u change ur avatar just for this thread?

no sir i had this avatar for abt a week

then last night my friend and i engaged in a convo abt whats better : cats or dogs

then he scared me

[triplexcel]

in the future, there are only laser cats.

This popped into my head when you mentioned that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/SPCintro80.jpg

Samurai Pizza Cats!

[Chopstick]

Chopstick heard of stuff along those lines

cats are very mysterious

when you look at one in the eye, u know something strange is going on

when u look at a dog in the eye, u know he wants a milk bone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtU77nHL-p4&feature=related

[triplexcel]

^^ holy fuck. don't mess lol

[Chopstick]

sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces




i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot

cats can sense death! (O__O)!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/25/health/webmd/main3097899.shtml

[ziggyx]

This popped into my head when you mentioned that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/SPCintro80.jpg

Samurai Pizza Cats!

DUDE I LOVED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID.

[Drow]

sometimes they dont even wait till you're dead before the pussy can't control itself and pounces




i wouldn't even call that an urban legend since it sounds like only 2 idiots believe it... or maybe 1 kidding around and the OP being the idiot

i hope a cat sleeps on u

[Chopstick]

DUDE I LOVED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID.

same, i used to rush everyone back home after i get mcdonald's pizza (mom too fucking cheap to buy pizza hut), and mark my territory around the tv at 3:30 and watch that show (*__*)......

[skyxx]

cats can sense death! (O__O)!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/25/health/webmd/main3097899.shtml

Not just cats. A lot of animals can.

[BD2002]

Shit your cat is gonna kill you.

[3seriesBeeM]

how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid

[rsx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_vfiZZkAQ

[MR_BIGGS]

how stupid do you have to be to believe a cat is gonna eat you AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dont you think if a cat ate somebody or whatnot that it would be in the news. I have never heard something so stupid

:bowrofl:

Thank you!

[murd0c]

it's only natural dogs will eat you as well. Rats will eat you when your still alive

[MR_BIGGS]

I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground.

[skyxx]

Why are you all worried about your pets eating you? You all should worry about your girlfriends eating your money, your life. EVERYTHING!!!

[ZenZa]

my friend a retard ?


i'm pretty sure you're the retard

[Poonpee]

I heard ants eat you and carry you to their leader underground.

O yea !? I heard if bats bite you then you will turn into Batman !

[Jackygor]

I heard that people eat their pets when they die

[ToneCapone]

LMFAOOOOO!!!! haha I doubt it....
I think it's more likley because of bodyheat, since your chest produces the most... cats use it to keep warm.
They aint gonna eat u, but they just freeloaders.

[ToyotaPowah]

OMG I HAV A KAT WUT DO I DO????? SHUD I KIL IT B4 HE KILZ ME??????????/

[alex.w *//]

http://www.nykc.net/img/lol_wut.jpg

at a quick glance of the title.

i thought it was can't wait for you to die

[SkinnyPupp]

I heard from a friend of mine that when cats sleep on you when you sleep, they're not actually cuddling with you... they're supposedly listening to your heartbeat to see if it'll stop. And when it does, they eat you cuz they're predators or something.

has anybody heard of this ?
confirm ?
my friend a retard ?

i tried google and nothing came up, hella scared cuz liek i like cats n all
Your friend is an idiot

[Ferra]

Not sure about cats, but about a year ago there was a news story in HK about a lonely elderly man who lives with a bunch of dogs.

One day he died, and his dogs just ate him.

It is really their natural instinct...but I am sure any cat/dogs would rather go for other food sources first before eating your dirty corpse.

[ilvtofu]

I heard this is true, at some hospitals they have cats walking around, and the cats choose to nap alongside patients, and soon after they die. I guess they can sense death or something, they're always up to no good...

[XxFcukxX]

maybe they can hear your heart working worse or something

[hal0g0dv2]

that is why Italians hate cats

[WHEYsted]

OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.

[ajax]

Cats are gay. Useless pussies.

[Drow]

OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.

:mad:

[AutozamAZ-3]

try it out op. pretend your dead by slowing down your heart rate - go sit a freezer for a while (heck, it i'll be good with the weather and all).

video tape it and post it up so we know the answer.

do it with a controlled subject as well (one when your not pretending to be dead).

k thanks!

[AzNightmare]

I assume your account got hacked or you're just really stupid...

[Alphamale]

I heard that people eat their pets when they die

Dead people eat cats?

[hotjoint]

damn that cat is annoying as shit

[q0192837465]

lolz, I'm sure u'r cat will eat u once u'r dead. What makes u so special that ur cat will treat u differently than another piece of meat?

[you!]

OP sounds like a flaming homosexual.

:lol

[El Bastardo]

OH MY GOD ITS SO TRUE and cats also give off body heat in your bedroom so it gets hot and it makes you need a fan in your bedroom and if you put a fan in your bedroom it'll suck out all of the oxygen and you'll die and unless you cut and paste this message to four other videos on YouTube you'll never know the name of your true love at midnight