[Sodium]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3506/3826293875_3723bb23ba_o.jpg

BITCHES......:D

[Psykopathik]

i hear he doesnt have a chin. underneath his beard...is another fist.

[BD2002]

:lol

[Vansterdam]

pwned

[JSALES]

:lol

[shenmecar]

That can't be the real chuck norris! It must be a wannabe.

This is the aftermath of Chuck Norris:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autobloggreen.com/media/2008/01/evfirebig.jpg

[ajax]

It's a warning.

[silk]

http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris-approved.jpg

[hotjoint]

nice

[monkeywrench]

http://beerandskittles.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/car-explosion.jpg

[Jsunu]

When chuck norris uses ribbed condoms, he reverses it for HIS pleasure.

[!Yaminashi]

I heard his calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd, cause nobody fools chuck norris

[Jsunu]

Only 2 things cut diamonds, other diamonds and CHUCK NORRIS

[skyxx]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[silk]

so as you all know im a fob and a fool...please school me

can someone tell me who the hell is this chuck norris and why is there so many jokes related to him ?
i did it research on this guy, but i still dont get why is he so famous..? lol

[skyxx]

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and CHUCK NORRIS!

And if you're wondering, only Bruce Lee can kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[tiger_handheld]

out of curiosity - how did chuck norris become so famous ....

[you!]

chuck is my hero

[Jsunu]

chuck norris is just an internet meme that stemmed from his TV shows/movies (walker texas ranger to name one) and is now popularized as a uber badass with lots of "facts" associated with him. Often, they are gross exaggrations of his badassery

[The7even]

How old are you guys that haven't heard of chuck norris. He fought with bruce lee, and lost.
He had his own television show.. am i that old? or are most of you 16 year olds?

[El Bastardo]

^^ Agreed. I think people try to make him into the American Jackie Chan.

[Grandmaster TSE]

theres no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris' keyboard since hes always in control

[Noir]

theres no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris' keyboard since hes always in control

Hahahaha. That one's new to me.

[AzNightmare]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

haha

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

has it all there.

[Ludepower]

You kids need to watch Texas Walker Ranger to realize Chuck's awesomeness.

[nack]

that is not chuck norris;
bruce lee killed chuck norris.
BRUUUUCEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[k2_alpha]

chuck norris does not have stove or microwave, he firmly believes revenge is best served cold.

[Honyoung]

when chuck norris does a push up, he doesnt push himself up.
He pushes the world down

but bruce lee FTMFW

[ShanghaiKid]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door