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asian_XL
08-26-2009, 08:07 PM
I hate office work. Cheap coffee doesn't work here...and I yawned so many times my jaw hurts a bit now.

What would you do?

Mercy
08-26-2009, 08:09 PM
fast paced music does it for me.

124Y
08-26-2009, 08:12 PM
Since you work in an office, I assume you have a table? You can hide a hooker between your legs while you move your chair to as forward as possible, and let her "keep you awake".

lol but honestly, take a short nap if you can. A short nap really helps.

Vansterdam
08-26-2009, 08:14 PM
bc bud energy drink

Eclypz
08-26-2009, 08:15 PM
double americano

quasi
08-26-2009, 08:15 PM
Crackheads stay awake for days so I'm going to just throw it out there, crack.

silk
08-26-2009, 08:22 PM
you should start tell your gf fuck you like a normal human being instead of the asian sex !
you are lack of motivation

JesseBlue
08-26-2009, 08:23 PM
internet..haha..rs...
reminds me of this fat biatch that i have at work...comes in lates..internets to the max...eating at her desk then comes the kicker...announces to everyone that its her lunch break and disappears for an hour or more...
:grr

keitaro
08-26-2009, 08:24 PM
eat an apple. Apples are better than coffee or energy drinks. Plus its natural, and great for you! Can't go wrong with an apple. Avoid eating turkey. Apparently, it causes drowsiness.

SkinnyPupp
08-26-2009, 08:25 PM
Eat less carbs for lunch. Instead of noodles, just eat meat and veggies. You'll have long lasting energy all day without the insulin spike and crash.

Poonpee
08-26-2009, 08:31 PM
double the suger you put in ur coffee normally !!

ilvtofu
08-26-2009, 08:44 PM
Nos energy drink, those 5 hour energy or w/e they're called, I work in a kitchen and our managers occasionally pull 7AM-10:30PM shifts,

Qmx323
08-26-2009, 08:47 PM
Nos energy drink, those 5 hour energy or w/e they're called, I work in a kitchen and our managers occasionally pull 7AM-10:30PM shifts,


LOL. this reminds of the guy who put NOS energy drink in his GSXR

Mercy
08-26-2009, 09:23 PM
Eat less carbs for lunch. Instead of noodles, just eat meat and veggies. You'll have long lasting energy all day without the insulin spike and crash.

White meat. or fish.

Drow
08-26-2009, 09:29 PM
i find that the most effective way to stay awake is talking to someone, be it msn / phone / face to face

keifun
08-26-2009, 09:33 PM
Those little bottles of 5-hour energy drinks..I bought 2 like $3 at Walmart. I drank one at work and I was awake all day.. It tastes funny though..

doggface
08-26-2009, 09:41 PM
go to bed earlier, nap after work

TOS'd
08-26-2009, 10:20 PM
you should start tell your gf fuck you like a normal human being instead of the asian sex !
you are lack of motivation

w...t....f.... :confused:

BNR32_Coupe
08-26-2009, 10:25 PM
Couple things that will help you stay awake:
Eat turkey, or a really large meal. Tylenol helps but only take it when things get really busy. Listen to slow jams, talk to your GF about her purses, keep the temperature slightly warm, and/or get a really soft cozy office chair.

2damaxmr2
08-26-2009, 10:41 PM
red rain or red rave from costco.

Euro7r
08-26-2009, 11:05 PM
Energy drink + coffee.

Sp3cial_K
08-26-2009, 11:10 PM
munch on walnuts..natural energy boosters

fa1civic
08-26-2009, 11:17 PM
have some 20 pound weights near your desk and if u feel tired... pump those muscles adrenaline will kick in yo!

Qmx323
08-26-2009, 11:25 PM
xchange;6565567']have some 20 pound weights near your desk and if u feel tired... pump those muscles adrenaline will kick in yo!


+1, just dont have a fucked posture and u'll be fine :D

monkeywrench
08-27-2009, 12:32 AM
fap

skyxx
08-27-2009, 12:35 AM
You should have asian style silent phone sex with your girlfriend

124Y
08-27-2009, 12:42 AM
fap

I call BS. I've fallen asleep in the middle of a fap session.

nabs
08-27-2009, 12:46 AM
www.addictinggames.com

nack
08-27-2009, 12:49 AM
Originally Posted by silk
you should start tell your gf fuck you like a normal human being instead of the asian sex !
you are lack of motivation you sound like peter chao.....

but in all seriousness, drink energy drinks (red bull, monster, full throttle, or as someone earlier said, those 5 hour energy bottles.)

monkeywrench
08-27-2009, 01:25 AM
i say taking a nap after work, works for me

goo3
08-27-2009, 01:26 AM
go take shit on the can.. then take a nap while pretending to take a long shit :thumbsup:

Ulic Qel-Droma
08-27-2009, 01:45 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Cocaine_tooth_drops.jpg

GodZilla
08-27-2009, 05:04 AM
listen to some Metallica :buttrock::buttrock::buttrock::buttrock::buttrock: :buttrock::buttrock:

thumper
08-27-2009, 06:36 AM
surf revscene more :thumbsup:

hotjoint
08-27-2009, 07:13 AM
just surf or listen to the radio, thats what i do

q0192837465
08-27-2009, 08:20 AM
i surf rs until there's nothing new to read. thenn i fall asleep

GLOW
08-27-2009, 08:46 AM
i surf rs until there's nothing new to read. thenn i fall asleep

sounds about right to me :)

Stevie P
08-27-2009, 09:17 AM
Chew gum.

Dan_Guy
08-27-2009, 09:23 AM
One Word:


Drank
http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/drank.jpg

Gt-R R34
08-27-2009, 10:15 AM
this thread cracks me up for some reason.

I say go for a walk around the office.

Bring some files, and chat up some co-workers. works for me.

you!
08-27-2009, 02:28 PM
look at the twanger thread

Psykopathik
08-27-2009, 02:32 PM
clothespins on your sack

ToneCapone
08-27-2009, 02:32 PM
lol try ginseng... XD

youll be horny too!
after that, a hooker under your desk wont be such a bad idea

BlackV62K2
08-27-2009, 02:42 PM
Couple things that will help you stay awake:
Eat turkey, or a really large meal. Tylenol helps but only take it when things get really busy. Listen to slow jams, talk to your GF about her purses, keep the temperature slightly warm, and/or get a really soft cozy office chair.

That keeps me wired all day long

fliptuner
08-27-2009, 03:52 PM
Porn + jerk off + Nyqui....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

AzNightmare
08-27-2009, 04:45 PM
Monster energy drink works. It's probably the best. Green or blue flavour. (forgot the names.)
Rockstar is a good alternative choice.
AMP is good too, tastes the best. But weaker than the other two on the "kick".

You can try Full Throttle and all the other juice flavoured energy drinks if you're a pansy.

asian_XL
08-27-2009, 05:35 PM
I slept during lunch hour and went to bed an hour earlier...it feels so much better today, at least no yawning or want to fall asleep.

jnesss
08-27-2009, 09:57 PM
the thing that helps the most? you ready for it?





























8 hours of sleep =p

asian_XL
08-27-2009, 10:00 PM
^ I had 7 yesterday...but didn't know it was that bad compared to 8 or 9

jnesss
08-27-2009, 10:16 PM
^ I had 7 yesterday...but didn't know it was that bad compared to 8 or 9

some people sleep more or less than 7 and they're ok. you just need to figure out your ideal amount of sleep.