[penner2k]

My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she if pretty fucking hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbain, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.

Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a fucking stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this HUGE fUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

[DMoGX]

lol nice reference

[Bonka]

:rofl:

[van_driver]

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg

[skyxx]

"Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. "
Bhahaha What exactly do you do? Do you guys row in a Mystery Machine. Much like scooby doo?

[muteki]

Haha, nice.

[Nightwalker]

A new bel-air! Didn't see it coming at all LOL

[jtanner_]

Haha, good read.

[bimmer91]

What job are you working for... someone whos stupid enough to know how to breath and the smartest person ever.

Stragne combo

[AzNightmare]

What job are you working for... someone whos stupid enough to know how to breath and the smartest person ever.

Stragne combo

lol............ D:




Damn, went over my head until I saw the Mystery Machine Van picture.
I never was a fan of Scooby Doo so I had no idea at first. I don't think I have even watched a single episode of that show.

[monkeywrench]

hahahhaha you got me there.

[124Y]

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

LMAO!! I got it when I finished reading this last sentence!

[The_AK]

late night lols

[Maliuz]

Best late night lol I ever read in a while..especially with the two people who somehow thinks it's his real job.

[static]

scooby- doobie - doooo haha

[BT]

Hilarious read haha made a ton of sense once you get to the end

[StylinRed]

lol i was thinking "hmm where's he work, when i read about the hot chick" then it started dawning on me ;)

nice

[tonyvu]

ahha entertaining

[Vansterdam]

fred?

[hotjoint]

nice

[ilvtofu]

Did u make this up yourself? Damn it's good

[q0192837465]

damn, i still dun get it.

[shenmecar]

Would you do it for a scooby snack?

[Jsunu]

Lol but that means your the douche that wears the gay scarf

[ilvtofu]

^don't forget the gay preppy sweater...

[wouwou]

lol this is good

[hal0g0dv2]

haha good read
thanks

[Psykopathik]

got me. full of win

[!Aznboi128]

^ me too

swt post

[InvisibleSoul]

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/Mystery%20Machine3.jpg
LoL... :D

[BNR32_Coupe]

My fucking job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she if pretty fucking hot.

i stopped reading here. need pics to fap to. take some upskirt or fully nude

[woob]

^LOLWUT you want some of this?

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Scooby-Doo-tv-10.jpg

[Gumby]

Shit, I forgot the name of the supermodel...!

Edit: Googled it.

[fliptuner]

^LOLWUT you want some of this?

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Scooby-Doo-tv-10.jpg

I take it she goes to the beach with pants on...???

[tiger_handheld]

whats the name of the guy who drives the van in scooby doo?

daphne
Welma
Shaggy
Scooby
_______

[fliptuner]

whats the name of the guy who drives the van in scooby doo?

daphne
Welma
Shaggy
Scooby
_______

fred?

:haha:

[Gumby]

whats the name of the guy who drives the van in scooby doo?

daphne
Welma
Shaggy
Scooby
_______
Velma, not Welma. :)

[you!]

pics of the dumb bitch and the stoned dog

[skyxx]

pics of the dumb bitch and the stoned dog
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wenn2397399__oPt.jpg http://forums.mycotopia.net/attachments/general-discussions/69380d1196839101-chihuahua-ate-some-weed-cookie-lol-pc020599.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/mk9oh5.jpg http://darkentriesdjd.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/velma-movie.jpg

http://www.starman-imaging.com/aug05/scoobydoo1732a.jpg

[t8v6]

haha good read

[penner2k]

No I didnt write that. I copied and pasted it from another site.

[Meowjin]

nice

[MelonBoy]

lol.. gg

[punkwax]

Nice.

[ajax]

The dog gets more action than you bud.
And you're a sick fuck.
NSFW
http://www.tram-pararam.net/cartoon_sex/267.jpg
http://www.scoobydooporncartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/24.jpg

[woob]

http://www.tram-pararam.net/cartoon_sex/267.jpg
http://www.scoobydooporncartoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/24.jpg

what the FUCK did you search.........

[silk]

i remember those tittay !1

[drunkrussian]

my reactions to this post

phase a: seeing the title - oh great another fucktard is gonna whine about his life

phase b: lol pretty funny...i wonder where he works

phase c: OOOOOOOOOOOOO...SELF PWN