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08-29-2009, 12:13 AM
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A schoolgirl in Shanghai has been blackmailed into breastfeeding classmates at her school in order to hide her pregnancy.
Sina News in China reports that the teenage girl fell pregnant to her schoolmate boyfriend and gave birth to her child in secret, concealing it from everyone but her family. However on her return to school her boyfriend, who she’d since broken up with noticed her clothes were dampened by leaking breast milk.
The cunning youngster put two and two together and hatched a devious plan to gain a free meal, and some cash. The boy blackmailed the girl forcing her to breastfeed him or he would reveal her secret to the world. But he then got greedy and began charging a selection of his friends money to suckle from the same teat.
As the demand for breast milk came from more and more classmates, teachers eventually found out about the shenanigans and put a stop to it. The boy was disciplined by his school but will not face criminal charges.
(semi-nsfw?) http://i2.asntown.net/4/breastfeeding-schoolgirl.jpg http://news.asiantown.net/read/11144.html | 
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08-29-2009, 12:22 AM
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#2 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I heard breast milk was good for you. I'm sure people will jump on for some free titty licking but i have to see her face first.
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08-29-2009, 12:23 AM
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#3 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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another dumb bitch
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08-29-2009, 12:24 AM
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#4 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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well as long as it's fresh
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08-29-2009, 12:32 AM
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#5 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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LOL
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08-29-2009, 12:33 AM
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i dont say no to calcium
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08-29-2009, 12:37 AM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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what the shit...
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08-29-2009, 12:38 AM
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#8 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Well, with the amount of toxic food in China I can see why someone would want a safe meal.
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08-29-2009, 12:40 AM
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seems legit enough!
RS fresh breast milk group buy?
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08-29-2009, 12:52 AM
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#10 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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The cunning youngster put two and two together and hatched a devious plan to gain a free meal, and some cash. The boy blackmailed the girl forcing her to breastfeed him or he would reveal her secret to the world. But he then got greedy and began charging a selection of his friends money to suckle from the same teat.
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from what i hear from my family (in china) its becoming more and more fucked everyday
im shocked that the police isnt gonna charge him or anything
it sounds that Chinas expanded so much they're not able to put the iron fist down on people as easily as they used to be
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08-29-2009, 12:53 AM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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the boyfriends the biggest bastard ever to walk the earth...
or maybe second biggest... next to that guy who kidnapped an 11yr old girl n kept her for 18yrs... i dunno, tough call
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08-29-2009, 01:05 AM
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#12 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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I only drink fresh breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant in the Bronx
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08-29-2009, 01:10 AM
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#13 | | 無敵
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That's disturbing. Kids are so messed up nowadays.
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08-29-2009, 01:58 AM
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#14 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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ahahaha...that's just so fucked up
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08-29-2009, 02:00 AM
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#15 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Dude has some fucked up looking legs and I swear I remember seeing some athlete on MTV cribs having breast milk in his fridge and saying it was good for you....can't remember who.
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08-29-2009, 02:30 AM
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#16 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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wtf.....
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08-29-2009, 02:34 AM
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#17 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Damn, WTFF, That's messed up.
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08-29-2009, 06:57 AM
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#18 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by StealthFighter I only drink fresh breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant in the Bronx | LOLLLL same here buddy 
anyways i wonder how she managed to hide her pregnancy from her parents??
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08-29-2009, 07:53 AM
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#19 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by ziggyx LOLLLL same here buddy
anyways i wonder how she managed to hide her pregnancy from her parents?? | Article said she concealed it from everybody BUT her family. So, they knew.
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08-29-2009, 09:12 AM
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#20 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Breast milk tastes awful........ plus, depending on how loaded she is, you can nearly choke on the shit. Ever see a woman squirt the shit out? I think there should be a contest to see how far a woman can squirt.......... breast milk that is.
Italian women squirt like crazy.
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08-29-2009, 09:12 AM
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#21 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i heard human breast milk is actually sour ?
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08-29-2009, 09:21 AM
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#22 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i thought it was sweet?
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08-29-2009, 09:22 AM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by liu13 i thought it was sweet? | maybe add some whip cream and strawberry slices
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08-29-2009, 10:33 AM
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#24 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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"breast milk, you made my day-e-ay..."
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08-29-2009, 10:54 AM
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#25 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by BeeBeeAhn Article said she concealed it from everybody BUT her family. So, they knew. | oops i must have read it too fast lol thanks for clearing that up
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