[Orion]

I'm pretty sure this will somehow get pushed to the FC. Anyways I'm wondering if it bugs any of you how many RSers post with vast amount of typos and broken English. I mean, I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I can care less but sometimes its just so hard to make out what somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

Maybe some of you actually talk like that in real life so here's a rendition for those who need it.

I know this prob end in FC. I was wondering if it bigs any you know how many RSers post with lots amount of typos and brooken English. I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I cair les but sometimes its just so hard to makeout wit somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

[wouwou]

I don kara bout no gammar errorz or wutevar spelling.

[Rikaro]

Could care less.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

I dont speak any motherfookin ENGRISHHHHHH

i apologize

[rubencruz]

okay?

[hotjoint]

WHAT?

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

HUH?

[Kamui712]

So lets see a show of hands

someone looking for us?
http://content.mainemoms.com/moms/blogs/uploaded_images/oobi-764100.jpg

[Teriyaki]

kthxbye

[thumper]

i have noticed that a lot of garbled posts on RS were the result of bad engrish, but from being typed out while in a drunken stupor or just plain stoned :lol

[silk]

I'm sorry for ruining the RS ...

im sorri la... pleae can u forgive me ok ma ???? thank u very muchii

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss249/Spoony85/English20Mother20Fucker.jpg

[silk]

maybe i should start making thread in chinese so you guys wont even bother correct me ..

[Jsunu]

NO

[shenmecar]

Yes its distracting, yes alphamale will probably bitch. What can the rest of us do about it? Should RS require a literacy test before registration?

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

RS needs a chinese version

:haha:

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

I'm sorry for ruining the RS ...

im sorri la... pleae can u forgive me ok ma ???? thank u very muchii

im sorry i let u join RS

:D

[silk]

im sorry i let u join RS

:D

im sorry to represent typical chinese

[tonyvu]

Harro?

[hotjoint]

we dont care...

[Orion]

we dont care...

who do you speak for?

[skyxx]

I'm pretty sure this will somehow get pushed to the FC. Anyways I'm wondering if it bugs any of you how many RSers post with vast amount of typos and broken English. I mean, I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I can care less but sometimes its just so hard to make out what somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

Maybe some of you actually talk like that in real life so here's a rendition for those who need it.

I know this prob end in FC. I was wondering if it bigs any you know how many RSers post with lots amount of typos and brooken English. I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I cair les but sometimes its just so hard to makeout wit somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

It does bother me but I make a few mistakes from time to time too. Usually I try to re-read what I type.

[ZhangFei]

my english is rich.

[wouwou]

who do you speak for?

er...

look up?

[vapour_lock]

fail troll is fail

[q0192837465]

lolz, this is RS, if u dun understand a post, skip it & move on. No point dwelling on something who someone u'll never know says on an internet forum

[skyxx]

If "!SG" wanted to generate money the easy way he could punish fellow members by charging them 0.25cents per grammar/spelling error. :lol

[shenmecar]

my english is rich.

Bill Clinton's English is rich, the man gets paid hundreds of thousands for a damn speech.

[MG1]

Instead of mocking it, why don't we start an Englsih 001 thread?

It's not just for FOB and ESL people, but EFL (English as a First Language, but still can't get it right) people on RS could find the info useful, too.

We can start with shit like.......

Effect vs Affect

Effect = Zhang Fei's good looks have an awesome effect on women.
Affect = How does Zhang Fei's charm affect older women?

Then vs Than

Then = BNR32 insulted CRS, then he got banned.
Than = BNR32 would rather be banned for life than become good friends with CRS.

See? You make things relevant and people will understand.......... not.

I really shouldn't make fun of ESL students/people. I was, afterall, an ESL student myself.

[The_AK]

nah homie ma engish is fyne don wory bout it we tak real tak

[skyxx]

Instead of mocking it, why don't we start an Englsih 001 thread?

It's not just for FOB and ESL people, but EFL (English as a First Language, but still can't get it right) people on RS could find the info useful, too.

We can start with shit like.......

Effect vs Affect

Effect = Zhang Fei's good looks have an awesome effect on women.
Affect = How does Zhang Fei's charm affect older women?

Then vs Than

Then = BNR32 insulted CRS, then he got banned.
Than = BNR32 would rather be banned for life than become good friends with CRS.

See? You make things relevant and people will understand.......... not.

I really shouldn't make fun of ESL students/people. I was, afterall, an ESL student myself.

Actually, that's a pretty darn good idea. :thumbsup:

[E=mc²]

I hate people who can't differentiate between "lose" and "loose"
nothing gayer than someone calling you a looser

[MG1]

I hate people who can't differentiate between "lose" and "loose"
nothing gayer than someone calling you a looser

As in... my girlfriend is looser than..........

[CorneringArtist]

I can't stand it when people use "to" instead of "too".

I can't really put it into a comparative context since I don't do it myself.

[The_AK]

their - they're - there fucker uppers piss me off

[Orion]

omg i think you guys got something going on here... an English 101 thread... hmmmm

[muteki]

75% of threads in the Relationship forum are made of fail.
It's like majority of the op are typing like 12 year old girls with their "oh mah gawd, n den he wuz lyke doing dis wif diz grl n im so saaaaadd nowz what shuld i do 2 win him bax mayb i do dis and dat"

Maybe there's a reason they have relationship problems; they can't even write a proper sentence so no one could understand them to begin with. =_=

[!SG]

define easy when the man power required to monitor the grammar mistakes is greater than the revenue generated from the grammar mistakes.

If "!SG" wanted to generate money the easy way he could punish fellow members by charging them 0.25cents per grammar/spelling error. :lol

[CorneringArtist]

^ That, and add the cost of hiring on said Grammar Police (Poh-reece), unless you get them on entirely as volunteers.

[Alatar]

The ironing of your original past makes me wander if your stalk piling speeling misteaks and practicing bad grammer on porpoise.

[Orion]

75% of threads in the Relationship forum are made of fail.
It's like majority of the op are typing like 12 year old girls with their "oh mah gawd, n den he wuz lyke doing dis wif diz grl n im so saaaaadd nowz what shuld i do 2 win him bax mayb i do dis and dat"

Maybe there's a reason they have relationship problems; they can't even write a proper sentence so no one could understand them to begin with. =_=

+4

[MWR34]

I hate people who can't differentiate between "lose" and "loose"
nothing gayer than someone calling you a looser

kinda like being called a Blowjob?

you fucking blowjob...... how does that make sense

[skyxx]

^ It doesn't have to as long as it's offensive. hahahahha

[Kamui712]

^ It doesn't have to as long as it's offensive. hahahahha

I disagree, i think it needs to make some sense...

eg.
someone called me a "homo-fuck" in a state of rage and all that happened was people started laughing at her.

[Poonpee]

I'm pretty sure this will somehow get pushed to the FC. Anyways I'm wondering if it bugs any of you how many RSers post with vast amount of typos and broken English. I mean, I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I can care less but sometimes its just so hard to make out what somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

Maybe some of you actually talk like that in real life so here's a rendition for those who need it.

I know this prob end in FC. I was wondering if it bigs any you know how many RSers post with lots amount of typos and brooken English. I'm not asking for perfect grammar as I cair les but sometimes its just so hard to makeout wit somebody is trying to say. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

I argee with you but just slightly different. Here is what I think

I'm pretty sure this will somehow get pushed to the FC. Anyways I'm wondering if it bugs any of you how many RSers post with vast amount of whining and bitching. I mean, I'm not asking for perfect people as I can care less but sometimes its just so hard to understand why somebody could whine so much like a 4 year old. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

[ienhz]

their - they're - there fucker uppers piss me off

Werd. You learn this shit in elementary school and there are still idiots in their 20s that don't know the difference.

[impactX]

"Would have", or "would've", not "would of".

Same goes with "could have" and "could've".

[MG1]

Werd. You learn this shit in elementary school and there are still idiots in their 20s that don't know the difference.

who know the difference, not that know the difference

subtle, but "who" refers to people........ not sure on the who vs whom thing.


Another thing that bothers me a tad is the use of me or I. Here's a trick I learned in elementary school.

Janet and I went to the store today.

Are you talking to Janet and me?

You take Janet out of the picture to help you figure out which one to use.

I went to the store today.

Are you talking about me?

Me went to the store doesn't work.

Are you talking to I? doesn't work.

BTW, the other thread should be titled English 001, not English 101. 101 is a university or college level course.

[TOS'd]

I 2TALY AGRE!!!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL WUT WIT AL THESA PEOPLE WIT SUCH OBVIOS SP3LNG MISTAEKS!11111! WTF DO THEY NOT HAEV SPEL CHAK OR COMON SANSE?!!!!?!?! WTF LOL

[Kaiten]

There isn't a single damn forum on the internet that doesn't have posters with bad spelling and grammar. I see your point, but this isn't English class so no need to be anal about it. If it pisses you off a lot then bitch it out to them like people often do.

On a side note, I'm looking for a job teaching ESL...

[AzNightmare]

Are you talking about the YouTube guy, Peter Chao?

[monkeywrench]

speling? lolz. welcom to teh intrenets

[!SG]

everyone needs a hobby

The ironing of your original past makes me wander if your stalk piling speeling misteaks and practicing bad grammer on porpoise.

[danned]

we need alll lanaguage version of RS

[Nightwalker]

People that constantly complain about poor English on forums must have pretty fucking poor reading comprehension. It's very rare that I don't understand what someone is talking about.

[LemonH2O]

I argee with you but just slightly different. Here is what I think

I'm pretty sure this will somehow get pushed to the FC. Anyways I'm wondering if it bugs any of you how many RSers post with vast amount of whining and bitching. I mean, I'm not asking for perfect people as I can care less but sometimes its just so hard to understand why somebody could whine so much like a 4 year old. So lets see a show of hands for those who's with me on this.

What else is the internet good for then?

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

we need alll lanaguage version of RS

+1


that would be pretty hilarious

[Poonpee]

What else is the internet good for then?

P O R N ! ! !

O YEAAAAAAAAA

[E=mc²]

"Would have", or "would've", not "would of".

Same goes with "could have" and "could've".

another big one there

[MG1]

by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas

[you!]

grammar police at full force

[SpuGen]

who know the difference, not that know the difference

subtle, but "who" refers to people........ not sure on the who vs whom thing.


Another thing that bothers me a tad is the use of me or I. Here's a trick I learned in elementary school.

Janet and I went to the store today.

Are you talking to Janet and me?

You take Janet out of the picture to help you figure out which one to use.

I went to the store today.

Are you talking about me?

Me went to the store doesn't work.

Are you talking to I? doesn't work.

BTW, the other thread should be titled English 001, not English 101. 101 is a university or college level course.



Wait fuck. I fobbed.
Nevermind. haha

[BadHawk]

Mushi mushi, can somebody get a hold of the grammar police!!!?!?!!?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/775/104/n20249778971_2877.jpg

[silk]

edited..not to flame

[silk]

xxxxx

[Kamui712]

hows this for bad english?

taken from someone's POF profile

- laaavvvvv Juicy Couture =)
- hates stuck up people, people who think they're SOOO HOTTT but really they're butt ugly, which also leads to c0cky people.
- don't ask stupid questions cuz i know i'll be a b!tch bout it
- diss me as much as u want, cuz i know for a fact, u look worse =) har har

[MG1]

Mushi mushi, can somebody get a hold of the grammar police!!!?!?!!?
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/775/104/n20249778971_2877.jpg

Moshi, moshi................... actually.


Mushi = insect

[MelonBoy]

hmm.. is it only me or do some of u tend to type something but at times u leave out words?... lol.. or u write a sentence in your head but when ur type it out it comes out retarded and makes no sense lol..

[skyxx]

^ Yes, that's why you re-read what you wrote.