[Orion]

thanks to 89blkcivic's idea I've started this threat... i meant thread to discuss about modern/internet people and their use of English and what is wrong with it...

Instead of mocking it, why don't we start an Englsih 001 thread?

It's not just for FOB and ESL people, but EFL (English as a First Language, but still can't get it right) people on RS could find the info useful, too.

We can start with shit like.......

Effect vs Affect

Effect = Zhang Fei's good looks have an awesome effect on women.
Affect = How does Zhang Fei's charm affect older women?

Then vs Than

Then = BNR32 insulted CRS, then he got banned.
Than = BNR32 would rather be banned for life than become good friends with CRS.

See? You make things relevant and people will understand.......... not.

I really shouldn't make fun of ESL students/people. I was, afterall, an ESL student myself.




I also want to discuss the use of "shut the fuck up" <-- I mean what is that?

Shut Up is the meaning to tell somebody to shut their bottom jaw up in a sense to not talk... so if shut up is short for that... what is shut the fuck up?

- shut the fuck jaw up?
- shut the jaw fuck up?
- shut jaw the fuck up?


I don't know... you guys talk about it... or like 63.5% of the post on RS... flame the OP

[yellowpower]

This thread is pointless, thus , YOU need to SHUT THE FUCK UP

[silk]

im taking english 101
you can see it from my avatar

[Gumby]

"the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.

Another example:

"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing"

[choda]

me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred

[vapour_lock]

shut the fuck up

[shenmecar]

me uh speak a rearry good engrish, I know need dis tred

goot goot!

[Orion]

"the fuck" has been inserted into "shut up" simply for emphasis.

Another example:

"What the fuck are you doing" vs "What are you doing"

ahhh... I the fuck understand now... thanks

[MG1]

Common errors........

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7.
8.
9.

[woob]

wonder, wander



fucking morans
http://www.dannemann.org.uk/images/morans.jpg

[Vansterdam]

stfu

[TOS'd]

peter chao muddafuckaa.

[ilvtofu]

Common errors........

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7.
8.
9.

Forgot your and you're

[MG1]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8.
9.

[nack]

not your biseress i talk like this.

chao outside modafuckaaaa

[hal0g0dv2]

baby's are cool

[woob]

ryzum baybee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey4WX-mUOZA

[lardo4life]

It's would have and should have, not would of and should of.

[ilvtofu]

ryzum baybee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey4WX-mUOZA

DEESEECO!

lol i watched that video 5 times today over 10 hours...

[GoateeMe]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9.

[Grimist]

wheres danned

Edit: I mean, where's danned?

[El Bastardo]

HongKongG owns this thread

[impactX]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of

[PiuYi]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of
10. thought/through/though/thoroughly

[Qmx323]

your gay

[skyxx]

your gay

Are you sure it's his and not yours?

[MG1]

your gay

Thank you for that one...................

Your, You're

Your brother is a 14 dolla balla
You're not as gay as your brother

[silk]

my sig is wrong .. but do u think i really care what i wrote on forum ?
sale and sell

[BinsentoW]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've/could have, NOT could of
10. thought/through/though/thoroughly
11. thread, tread

[MG1]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11.
12.
13.
14.

[woob]

http://www.cooper.com/alan/homonym_list.html

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

wonder, wander



fucking morans
http://www.dannemann.org.uk/images/morans.jpg

i like morans


:haha:

[CP.AR]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12.
13.
14.

[skyxx]

I'll throw it out there, Seaman and not Semen :lol By the way, you can't use although and but in the same sentence. I know I just did in the previous sentence but you know what I mean.

[impactX]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13.
14.

[E=mc²]

cock block vs block

I remember one time they had the balls to park on my driveway to my garage, shortly after I got home, I immediately cock block them and threaten to tow their cars away.

[tamiya_s2000]

^LOL did you also immediately cock block this annoying kid on msn?

n 2 op, duz it rry matta WEATHER (ZOMGNOWAI HE TYPED WEATHER ZOMG :@:@:@:@) ppl can type or knoz prop00r engrish? r u d fakkin rs engrish teachaz??
if it bugz u dat muchz, go read a b00k or some shit t(^_^t)

[skyxx]

^ That's like chopstick with down syndrome.....

[Orion]

^LOL did you also immediately cock block this annoying kid on msn?

n 2 op, duz it rry matta WEATHER (ZOMGNOWAI HE TYPED WEATHER ZOMG :@:@:@:@) ppl can type or knoz prop00r engrish? r u d fakkin rs engrish teachaz??
if it bugz u dat muchz, go read a b00k or some shit t(^_^t)

books doesn't share youtube findings, random daily stuff, and flame the reader for expressing himself... I'd stick to RS

[silk]

how about learn some Chinese ??

張繼 楓橋夜泊

月落烏啼霜滿天
江楓漁火對愁眠
姑蘇城外寒山寺
夜半鐘聲到客船


Zhang Ji A NIGHT-MOORING NEAR MAPLE BRIDGE


While I watch the moon go down, a crow caws through the frost;
Under the shadows of maple-trees a fisherman moves with his torch;
And I hear, from beyond Suzhou, from the temple on Cold Mountain,
Ringing for me, here in my boat, the midnight bell.

[Brianrietta]

how about learn some Chinese ??

張繼 楓橋夜泊

月落烏啼霜滿天
江楓漁火對愁眠
姑蘇城外寒山寺
夜半鐘聲到客船



How about no.

[ZhangFei]

Correct this guy's English. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXkf143d7-E

[Dentz]

Guitar bundle for sell
Detail : http://www.revscene.net/forums/fs-gu....html?t=567160

MOTHER FUCK!



"Sell" - That FOB wants to sell his guitar for $200.
"Sale" - I have a guitar for sale.



1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14.

[silk]

MOTHER FUCK!





1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14.
you mother fuck... its been corrected already, but i didnt wanna change it ..coz i just caught your eyes with my ad right ?

[silk]

MOTHER FUCK!





1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14. bitch, beach

bitch, beach

That bitch on RS want to correct my Engrish.
That fool wants to go to the beach.

[Dentz]

bitch, beach

That bitch on RS want to correct my Engrish.
That fool wants to go to the beach.

Want => desire: feel or have a desire for; want strongly; "I want to go home now"; "I want my own room" POSSESIVE


Wants =>
Verb
-He / She / Its
---- Used when referring to somebody's desire or wishes.

Noun
-Wants
----Plural form of "want"



INCORRECT
That bitch on RS want to correct my Engrish.

CORRECT
That individual on RS wants to correct my poor English conjugation.


1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14. bitch, beach
15. Want, Wants

[JSALES]

one is how some people say "it's funner." it's not even a word.

it's "more fun"

haha

[monkeywrench]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14. bitch, beach
15. Want, Wants
16. Wefu-seen, Revscene

[spoon.ek9]

i think the most annoying one i came across is when ESL students misused the word boring.

i'm SO boring; when they mean to say they are bored.

"I'M SO BORING RIGHT NOW" - them
"yes, yes you are." - me

[MG1]

Well, the most common mistakes I've noticed New Canadians makes is the incorrect use of the singular/plurals forms of word.

[silk]

1. Effect, Affect
2. Then, Than
3. Their, There, They're
4. Loose, Lose
5. To, Too, Two
6. Its, It's
7. Your, You're
8. wonder, wander
9. could've, could of
10. see, sea
11. 4(four), for, fore
12. grille, grill
13. Sell, Sale
14. bitch, beach
15. Want, Wants
16. Wefu-seen, Revscene
17. GTR, G tee AR LO