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09-08-2009, 09:11 PM
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#1 | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
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09-08-2009, 09:16 PM
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#2 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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That made me LOL.
Did He also create it to drink away all the prayers that people request?
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09-08-2009, 09:39 PM
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#3 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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ROFL
Nice!
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09-08-2009, 09:42 PM
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#4 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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so ugly people would have a chance to have sex with other ugly people"
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09-08-2009, 09:51 PM
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#5 | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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right on
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09-08-2009, 10:14 PM
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#6 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I thought natives created alcohol.
(I'm gonna get points, won't I?)
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09-08-2009, 10:16 PM
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#7 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Gumby I thought natives created alcohol.  | Yes because they are ugly.
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09-08-2009, 10:19 PM
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#8 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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LOL
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09-08-2009, 10:21 PM
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#9 | Ricer Mod
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What are Super Mario's pants made of?
Denim Denim Denim (said like mario tune)
Berz out.
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09-08-2009, 10:37 PM
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#10 | is best wrench
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looool
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09-08-2009, 10:38 PM
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#11 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Berzerker What are Super Mario's pants made of?
Denim Denim Denim (said like mario tune)
Berz out. | Won.
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09-08-2009, 10:54 PM
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#12 | Ebisu Boss
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LOL hey those were pretty good!
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09-09-2009, 01:03 AM
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#13 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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ahhahaha fucking money
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09-09-2009, 08:48 AM
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#14 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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ahhaha
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09-09-2009, 09:24 AM
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#15 | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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i thought he made it so we'd all have something to blame it on.
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09-09-2009, 05:14 PM
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#16 | My homepage has been set to RS
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i thought it was made for natives because then we wont have to deal with them protesting about the olympics |
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09-09-2009, 05:17 PM
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#17 | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Praise the Lord!
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09-09-2009, 07:21 PM
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#18 | ESKETIT
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09-09-2009, 07:26 PM
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#19 | In RS I Trust
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Don't drink and drive smoke and fly |
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09-09-2009, 07:31 PM
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#20 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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09-09-2009, 11:49 PM
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#21 | The RS Freebie guru
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09-09-2009, 11:52 PM
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#22 | RS controls my life!
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^ HAHAAHAHAAHA!
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09-10-2009, 09:09 AM
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#23 | Banned (BBM)
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so the P can go into the V with ease  |
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09-10-2009, 07:36 PM
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#24 | straight from the fields of squamton
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LOL @ god creating anything
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09-11-2009, 09:31 AM
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#25 | The RS Freebie guru
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
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