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Old 09-08-2009, 09:11 PM   #1
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Why did God create alcohol?

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So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:16 PM   #2
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That made me LOL.

Did He also create it to drink away all the prayers that people request?
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:39 PM   #3
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:42 PM   #4
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:51 PM   #5
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:14 PM   #6
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I thought natives created alcohol.

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Old 09-08-2009, 10:16 PM   #7
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Yes because they are ugly.
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:19 PM   #8
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:21 PM   #9
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What are Super Mario's pants made of?





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Old 09-08-2009, 10:37 PM   #10
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:54 PM   #12
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LOL hey those were pretty good!
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:03 AM   #13
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:48 AM   #14
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:24 AM   #15
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:14 PM   #16
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i thought it was made for natives because then we wont have to deal with them protesting about the olympics
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:17 PM   #17
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:26 PM   #19
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:31 PM   #20
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:49 PM   #21
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:52 PM   #22
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:36 PM   #24
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