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09-15-2009, 06:37 PM
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#1 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| The Game
You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!
Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.
Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.
The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I'm not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.
"Game over fucker" and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said "what's funny faggot!" and he said, "read the first word of all the last paragraphs."  | 
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09-15-2009, 06:54 PM
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#2 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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i dont get it ... so the point is for everyone on earth to say I LOSE nonstop?
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09-15-2009, 07:05 PM
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#3 | | MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD
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it says you just lost the game, but this is lame.
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09-15-2009, 07:06 PM
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#4 | | ESKETIT
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09-15-2009, 07:12 PM
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#5 | | :inoutugh:
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OP, you are made of fail.
Now read the first line again.
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09-15-2009, 07:15 PM
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#6 | | Banned (ABWS)
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09-15-2009, 07:40 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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09-15-2009, 07:59 PM
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#8 | | I STILL don't get it
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fuuuuuuuu
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09-15-2009, 08:33 PM
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#9 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander  | haha...I lol'd hard at op's response.
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09-15-2009, 09:16 PM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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whats up with all these gay threads lately?
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09-15-2009, 09:27 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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i fail, i don't understand what this "game" is 
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Brickyard '03 350z
Roll That Shit, Light That Shit, Smoke That Shit! Quote:
(told to me by the stupidest person in the world)...
'Yeah, i've been to taco time before, but i got in trouble...I had a Mexican girlfriend who wanted to go to a mexican restaurant for our anniversery, so i took her to Taco Time"
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09-15-2009, 09:38 PM
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#12 | | :inoutugh:
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^ you just lost the game.
edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 91LS-VTak. you made me lose the game.
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09-15-2009, 09:41 PM
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#13 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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What the fuck
__________________ My Flickr Quote:
Originally Posted by MelonBoy really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | |
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09-15-2009, 09:56 PM
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#14 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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fucks wrong with you?
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09-15-2009, 10:03 PM
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#15 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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haha his NO U response is pretty good ...
so back on point ... are we all losing right now? what? huh? fail?
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09-15-2009, 10:09 PM
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#16 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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fail again =.=
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09-15-2009, 10:19 PM
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#17 | | Zombie Mod
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Romans 10:9 | |
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09-15-2009, 10:22 PM
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#18 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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^^^
I want some flare!!!
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Brickyard '03 350z
Roll That Shit, Light That Shit, Smoke That Shit! Quote:
(told to me by the stupidest person in the world)...
'Yeah, i've been to taco time before, but i got in trouble...I had a Mexican girlfriend who wanted to go to a mexican restaurant for our anniversery, so i took her to Taco Time"
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09-15-2009, 10:25 PM
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#19 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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*crickets* awkward thread *crickets*
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09-15-2009, 10:35 PM
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#20 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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09-15-2009, 10:40 PM
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#21 | | Media Officer / MOD
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09-15-2009, 11:33 PM
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#22 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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if RS was school, and this thread was for marks, OP wud FAIL | |
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09-15-2009, 11:46 PM
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#23 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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09-15-2009, 11:49 PM
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#24 | | Banned By Establishment
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revchan
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09-16-2009, 12:14 AM
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#25 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe revchan | 4scene
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