[jeff_alexander]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

[pandalove]

R

[hotjoint]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

:lol. I finger banged this chick when I was 12 and took her piggy bank money :)

[DC5-S]

hahahahaha

[nack]

one word... WIN

[Not really racist!]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

LOL THAT IS SO GOLD..

gotta feel bad for the parent tho.

[Drow]

http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/copypasta.jpg

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

E

[IronCork]

http://www.bash.org/?777977

[jeff_alexander]

aww, been found out

[penner2k]

lol

[dizzystar]

P

[!oHenry]

O

[CRS]

Wow, you guys really want points don't you?

[K-Dub]

so......i crushed a cockroach in a guys passport before.

[TypeRNammer]

Never gonna give you up

[Gary Oak]

lets try again...



R

[raygunpk]

A

[danizer]

C

[ajax]

Really cant add any letters, i got points last time:(
BTW jeff_alexander, plagiarism
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/keyboard-ctrl-c-ctrl-v.jpg

[m4k4v4li]

C C C C ombo breaker

[liu13]

i killed Paul Allen, and i liked it

[Graeme S]

Ah, points. It's been so long since we've had a chance to get really reacquainted.

84 points and a banhammering. No more skytrain comments from Pandalove. Not for awhile, at least.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

lol:haha: skytrain comment

[Qmx323]

I switched out a girls whiskey shots with 151. shes never drank before and she got really fucking wasted. end of story

[FiveDime]

Really cant add any letters, i got points last time:(
BTW jeff_alexander, plagiarism
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/keyboard-ctrl-c-ctrl-v.jpg




Umm on a apple its command C, command V.


PICTURE FAIL

[ajax]

Umm on a apple its command C, command V.


PICTURE FAIL

Sorry, I didnt search "MICROSOFT WINDOWS COMPUTER QWERTY ENGLISH KEYBOARD CTRL C CTRL V BUTTONS HIGHLIGHTED."

[jeff_alexander]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptLxVCiNJrs/SkPhtRP0yCI/AAAAAAAAAWw/y0JVnoN4mTM/s400/slowpoke.gif

[MG1]

Wouldn't it be funny if the kid actually had HIV from biting a previous victim?

[rsx]

E

[hal0g0dv2]

hahahahahhahhah buzz kill

[penner2k]

I switched out a girls whiskey shots with 151. shes never drank before and she got really fucking wasted. end of story

For good times add a shot of 151 to a jagerbomb without telling the person.

[Wykydtron]

Repost etc or not.....I rather enjoyed that!

[monkeywrench]

hahahahah never seen before, VERY AWSUM

[danizer]

am i on like a demerit system? can someone explain to me the thing












<===over there?

[raygunpk]

am i on like a demerit system? can someone explain to me the thing












<===over there?

dude nice accuracy!

[urrh]

^LOL
fo sho

[jbsali]

:lol. I finger banged this chick when I was 12 and took her piggy bank money :)


LMFAO! Bitch didnt pay up

[hotjoint]

LMFAO! Bitch didnt pay up

hahaha I was like hey you got lots of money in there, can I have some? she said sure and helped me take it out :)

[Graeme S]

am i on like a demerit system? can someone explain to me the thing












<===over there?
Points reversed for arrow-based win.

[shenmecar]

Wouldn't it be funny if the kid actually had HIV from biting a previous victim?

Well i guess that teaches him a lesson.

[Pocakj]

I know a guy who masturbated into a girl's shampoo at Cancun. lol

[danizer]

Points reversed for arrow-based win.

woohoo!!! hahaha

[you!]

I know a guy who masturbated into a girl's shampoo at Cancun. lol

hahahaha :lol

[gnat.]

I know a guy who masturbated into a girl's shampoo at Cancun. lol

there was piss in there as well.

[tiger_handheld]

I know a guy who masturbated into a girl's shampoo at Cancun. lol

did she find out? was her hair better?

[EXV603]

^ of course it was... it had protein in it

[ajax]

you gave her a knockoff sample of this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uhyDjo7NL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[Pocakj]

To this day, she is still clueless of this whole masturbation into the shampoo thing lol. Oh and the piss.

[yellowpower]

One time, my buddies and i pissed in a apple juice bottle. Then, we sprinkled it all over a fat chick. end of story

[Pocakj]

^lol sprinkle, nice