[penner2k]

You walk into the bathroom... take off your clothes and turn on the shower.. only to realize you had went in to just take a piss and not a shower.

[murd0c]

you know when your high when you look at a thread for 10mins and forget what your doing!!

[Qmx323]

you sit in chemistry class and try to take notes but find out later that u've just been drawing pokemon on your page.

[pawdregry4g]

when you take off your clothes to brush your teeth

[penner2k]

when you take off your clothes to brush your teeth

I live alone and sleep naked so that is actually pretty normal for me.

[saucywoman]

I live alone and sleep naked so that is actually pretty normal for me.

same... I thought that was just a normal occurrence, lol

[stewie]

you go to call for take out, but instead call your buddy to tell him you just orderd take out and he should come over, then he gets there and your waiting and you cant figure out why the food isnt there yet....but you never called the take out and you dont want to call the take out place to say hurry up cause its rude so you just wait and wait and wait... :(

[turb0fr3ak]

same... I thought that was just a normal occurrence, lol

haha. i keep my pants on just incase

[trip]

you know you're high when you are taking a shower and are soaping yourself when you realize that you havent washed your hair yet... only to do so and then realize you havent soaped yourself yet (repeat 3-4 times)

[bikerx]

you know you're high when , your eating chicken wings in a park and you get paranoid that coyotes will come and steal your chicken wings.

[CivicTypeRice]

same... I thought that was just a normal occurrence, lol
Pic's!

[tonyvu]

you know when your high when your talking, then out of nowhere you suddenly forget what your saying, lol

[BNR32_Coupe]

you know you're high when you're taking a really big shit and feel like the world is going to end

[penner2k]

you know when your high when your talking, then out of nowhere you suddenly forget what your saying, lol

Then you just stare at the other person like they are supposed to say something.

[penner2k]

When Gamer actually becomes a good movie.

[ek1]

when you pour cream into the garbage can and the wrapper into your coffee instead

[Bouncing Bettys]

my big high moment recently: forgot to put the lid back on my bottle of water while on a hike. i wanted to take a pic of a tree but looking up it. i was also holding my bottle of water so when i tilted the camera upwards, the water went all over the camera, my face, and my shirt.

[nsmb]

when you try to put a box of cereal into your fridge

[mdnx]

when you start laughing uncontrollably at anything

[BD2002]

you know you're high whe

[MDMA]

u kno ur high wehn ur watching tv and the only thing thats been on for the last 45 mins is channel 2

[Vansterdam]

you know when your about to get high when your rolling a doobie as you type this out

[tool001]

you know ur high, when u are watching the same scene for past 4 minutes wondering nothing happend so far, when ur buddy has paused the movie 4 minutes ago.

[RRxtar]

Pic's!
no

[azzurro32]

When it takes a good 5 plus
minutes to find something in your pockets and you end up searching each pocket a good 3 or 4 times

[Nvasion]

you know you're high when you have such trouble parking your car when you get home then when you get into your room you say to yourself " how the fuck did i get here"

[scottsman]

you know your high when you continuously watch the opening scenes of super troopers 5+plus times in a row.

(This wasnt a "being high" story but actually drunk. My brothers friend was so drunk that he mistook the drawer in my bedroom for the toilet and he shit and pissed in my sock drawer, actually breaking the drawer as well b/c he full on sat in it like a toilet. As I get up from my bed to see wtf is going on and wake my brother up in the other room, this guy sits on my bed and leaves a big shitty, wet streak.)

[unit]

you know you're high when you think the stuff you did this morning was yesterday, and it takes you 5 mins just to think of what you did last night.

you know you got high last night when you check your computer in the morning and you see that you were looking up the most ridiculous shit on google that you are in no way interested in anymore. example: "how tractors work"

[wnderinguy]

When it takes a good 5 plus
minutes to find something in your pockets and you end up searching each pocket a good 3 or 4 times

And then realize you are not wearing any pants.

[skyxx]

You know you're high when you climb a ladder.

[azzurro32]

When you are playing COD and you think you are doing something clever but then you get sniped in the head cause you are really just creeping in an open space

[Shead]

you know you're high when u gata take a pizz and u go to the kitchen sink and unzip your pants

[TOS'd]

You know you are high when....you hear the witch from L4D crying when you are at the library studying.

[!oHenry]

You know your high when you sit there 4 in the morning listening to old cds.

[AccordCouped]

you know your high when you go to mcd and order a whopper

[CRS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbsBj8NRufw&feature=related

[koukimonst3r]

You know you're high when you feel your eyeballs heartbeat

[!Yaminashi]

Some of these responses are hilarious!
I'd like to see some of these incidents
(not the nekkid ones though)

[MR_BIGGS]

You know you're high when you go to the drive thru and order 5 Ease Burgers instead of cheeseburgers and when you pick it up and eat half of it you realize it has no patty or cheese. And start trippin out thinking....did I really order a Easeburger?

My and my friend were tripping the fuck out!

[murd0c]

My issue is when I'm high and writeing something in a thread and I read it over 4x and it sounds
Ok then I post it and someone responds asking I need to go back to esl.

My issue is I'm white only know how to speak english wtf.

[bigwoofer]

You know your high when you are staring at your tv watching the dvd screensaver waiting for the little moving logo to line up perfectly in the corner.

FYI, took about 40 minutes of watching before that happened.

[XxFcukxX]

when you try to talk and you make no sense what so ever

[!Yaminashi]

when you try to talk and you make no sense what so ever

Unfortunately this happens to me even when I'm completely sober.
Only when I get excited:cry:

[jack_dangerous]

you know you're high when you try to make a craigslist posting, press continue and instead of clicking edit, you click back in the browser and lose all the content [repeat 5 times]

[LikeASir]

when you hear morpheus from matrix telling you what to do

[penner2k]

when you hear morpheus from matrix telling you what to do

acid or mushrooms?

[LikeASir]

well my friend was actually doing his voice but it tripped the shit out of me

[donot521]

You know you're(in this case..my friend)high when you deal cards for Big 2 counterclockwise, then suddenly change to dealing clockwise and you're just staring at the middle of the table lol

[penner2k]

I sometimes will lie on my couch listening to music through XBMC with the visualizations going. I've sat there for an hour before

[unit]

^try the itunes one its much better

[RevYouUp]

when you fap to gay porn

[penner2k]

^try the itunes one its much better

My xbmc is setup using milkdrop.

[Nvasion]

you know your high when your watching the dumest shit on tv and want to change it but your too high so you just keep watching it

[jnesss]

when you the cashier needs to make an effort towards giving you back your debit card after a purchase.

[unit]

you know your high when your watching the dumest shit on tv and want to change it but your too high so you just keep watching it

i do this anytime im being lazy and am too comfortable to move

[Gh0stRider]

I was trying to walk to the kitchen, but i ended up in the laundry room..lol

[murd0c]

you buy that windshield wiper thing from ADBOT and when you click to check out you click to double your order but don't click to get another free set dammit.

FUCK

[dealt]

you know your high when you cant order a large meat lovers pizza over the phone.

[m4k4v4li]

you know you're high when you've smoked a lot of weed

[ikki]

You sleep naked with your naked same sex friend..

[penner2k]

You sleep naked with your naked same sex friend..

Dont blame that one on the drugs.

[JSALES]

you know you're high when you're lining up to pay for food and forget to pay

[b0unce. [?]]

fell down the stairs cause u forgot their were stairs there

[jeff19]

When youre parking your car and scrape the bottom of your front bumper on the curb .... 3 times in a row. I did that infront of pearl castle.. Som old couple eating inside was like WTF

[WonG_520]

when you stare at the updated ps3 menu screen for 20 mins

[tonyvu]

when you walk into the wrong class thinking that your late but instead your class doesn't start for another 30 mins

[!Yaminashi]

when you fap to gay porn

Yo I think that just makes you gay dude..

[veeh]

when you're cooking the dish you want to eat rather than the customer's order...

[unit]

when you spend 2 hours in superstore because you take the worst possible route through the store constantly going back to the opposite end of the store to get stuff you forgot or couldnt find.

[tonyvu]

when you fap to gay porn

You sleep naked with your naked same sex friend..

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[MWR34]

you know your high when you cant see the TV without holding your eye lids open

http://freddyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/weed.jpg

[tonyvu]

you know your high when you cant see the TV without holding your eye lids open

http://freddyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/weed.jpg


:jizz::jizz::jizz::jizz:

[albert116]

when you see the scar/wound on your arm transforming into a dragon looking creature that's dancing on the floor

yeah that's when i knew i was high...

[tool001]

bro was high heading to a real estate lawyer with my dad (dad driving) realizes he forgot some papers, so dad drives him back, he asks my dad to wait in the car, while he gets the papers, goes up and goes to sleep on the bed. dad still waiting outside...........

[unit]

when you see the scar/wound on your arm transforming into a dragon looking creature that's dancing on the floor

yeah that's when i knew i was high...

what were you on? shrooms?

[albert116]

^

LOL something like that...i think it was a capsule actually.

good times~

[-EuroRSN-]

You know you high when you look at ur self in the mirror and start making faces at your self until it comes to a point where u think ur the biggest dumbass and go make food.

[XxFcukxX]

when you sit on a chair for 30 minutes because you cant decide whether you should get up and get a drink or keep sitting

[DGiRL]

i know im high when i think really hard about what im going to say then wonder why nobody is responding to me, then everybody asks if im ok because i haven't said anything for the past 10 minutes.. lol

[ws6ta]

anyone know of any doctors that will sign the forms for the cannabis dispensary?

[Ride]

bro was high heading to a real estate lawyer with my dad (dad driving) realizes he forgot some papers, so dad drives him back, he asks my dad to wait in the car, while he gets the papers, goes up and goes to sleep on the bed. dad still waiting outside...........

lol what happened to him then did ur dad come get him

[tubbyboi]

u know ur high when you order so much from mcdonalds that you had to type it on the computer and give them a list rather then saying it out.

[tonyvu]

You know your high when you just finish eating, you go blaze only to go munch out again.

[happybunnie`]

when u ask a friend if ``hawshiooo`` sounds like a a large angry bear wearing a pink bunny suit sleeping

[tool001]

lol what happened to him then did ur dad come get him

10 min in, dad went up and was like "Wtf", needless to say he knew something was up, but was cool about it.

[Noir]

Time goes by soooooooooo slow.

[tool001]

when the korean chick you've been smoking with starts speaking non stop korean while u can't understand shit she's saying

[shenmecar]

you know you are high when..........

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/xTeddieZx/oh_chicken_strip_by_ANHDUYBOI.jpg

[unit]

when you're at a restaurant trying to order food and you need to recite your order in your head 10 times to get it right. then when the server comes to take your order you panic and cant even say 3 words in proper order if it would save your life.

[kchan]

you know your TOO high when you start thinking your playing counterstrike in your mind, but only to find your arm turns into a lobster claw and your go on a killing spree on 9999 bots in de_dust

[k20a]

You know you are high when you roll up grass for the second round, and your friend smokes it.

[TOS'd]

when you're at a restaurant trying to order food and you need to recite your order in your head 10 times to get it right. then when the server comes to take your order you panic and cant even say 3 words in proper order if it would save your life.

lol so true. sometimes i want to try something new, but when they ask me what i want i forget the name of it and resort to the default.

[Klutch]

when everything looks like its in HD

[tool001]

when u r trying ur work keycard to get inside ur aprt building, when it doesn't even have a card reader...

[MR_BIGGS]

You know you're high when your're this idiot:

"we made brownies and I think we're dead, time is going by really really really really slow."

WOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY&feature=player_embedded#t=54

[Vansterdam]

you know your high when you all agree to order pizza and proceed to dial the number. just to realize that you have no idea what you were ordering in the first place

[El Bastardo]

When you and your friend argue for almost twenty minutes on if she had microwaved some leftover pizza. You spend far more time on the argument than it would take to walk into the kitchen and just fucking check.


Added bonus is when you bet her $50 that she did, you lose, and shes so high she forgets about it.

[Fafine]

when every girl from last night looked good.. real good but when you look at the photos a week later you cant find a single good looking girl

[bong890]

you know your high when you go to wendy's and order a vanilla snack wrap.

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

you know you're high when you try to make a craigslist posting, press continue and instead of clicking edit, you click back in the browser and lose all the content [repeat 5 times]

hahahaha this is funny cuz I know I've done this so many times normally. it's like FUCK!..... 5min later... FUCK!

you learn how to copy and paste your entire thing after 2 screw ups haha

[hk20000]

you know you are high when you wake up, walk into the walk-in closet and started undoing your pants and leak a little before you realized that you were at first heading for the toilet.

I just had heavy dosage of Advil and Tylenol. FML.

[MR_BIGGS]

You know you're high when you're standing in an elevator for an awkward 3-4 minutes with your buddy and then you both realize that noone has pressed the button to go up.

[cody69]

you know your high when...

a cute girl walks by you and says "hi" and all you can do is start giggling and say "you caught me"...

no, i didnt get her number...

[unit]

when every girl from last night looked good.. real good but when you look at the photos a week later you cant find a single good looking girl

that happens when im drunk, when im high i can still tell whos hot and whos not no problem.

you know your high when...

a cute girl walks by you and says "hi" and all you can do is start giggling and say "you caught me"...

no, i didnt get her number...

wat

[MWR34]

you know your TOO high when you start thinking your playing counterstrike in your mind, but only to find your arm turns into a lobster claw and your go on a killing spree on 9999 bots in de_dust


um wut?

[versep]

You know your high when you are staring at your tv watching the dvd screensaver waiting for the little moving logo to line up perfectly in the corner.

FYI, took about 40 minutes of watching before that happened.

i've done that when i wasnt high. :D

you know you're high when you and your buddies laugh non stop for 10 minutes, then forget about what you were laughing at, and start laughing about that for another 20 minutes :haha:

[azzurro32]

Happened to me moments ago:

too high to notice it's not the chocolate chip cookie
that's sour, it's the expired milk

[liu13]

^ damn haven't done that ever in my years of being high

you know you're high when you're lagging

[-EuroRSN-]

Fuck eh weed is harsh a lifestyle for everyone!

[tonyvu]

^British Columbia bro what do you expect ahha

[Brickface]

you know you're high when you go to take a piss and you pull your pants down to your knees only to realize after you've finished you're not infact at home but pissing in a public urinal.

[jigjag]

^umm, no.
we're talking bout being baked here, not on crack right?? haha.

[azzurro32]

Could have been already said, but when you opt for the stairs rather then elevator

[unit]

you know you're high when you go to take a piss and you pull your pants down to your knees only to realize after you've finished you're not infact at home but pissing in a public urinal.

i remember when i was in elementary this kindergarten kid did something like that. stood there bareass in front of the urinal. i dont even do that in my own bathroom now... maybe when i was like 7