[ZhangFei]

http://omegle.com/

chat with strangers.... and its anonymous.

try it.. its fun :D

[ZhangFei]

and no.. its not a bot.

[Presto]

..but yes, it's a repost!


http://www.revscene.net/forums/omegle-t570750.html?t=570750&highlight=omegle

[Vansterdam]

R!

[Tofuboi]

ohhh, good times

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is ur bra size?
You: 32dd
Stranger: nice handfuls
You: you couldnt fit them in your hands
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: asl?
You: and my penis is 9inches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TOS'd]

R!

E!

[Not really racist!]

P!

[!Tigger]

i read the other post man thats funny

[danny_d19]

lol creeper lookin for some strange girl to hit on

Stranger: hi

You: whats up

Stranger: m or f?

You: male

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CorneringArtist]

O!

[nabs]

S!

[m4k4v4li]

C C C C CCOMBO BREAKER!!

[CRS]

R!

E!

P!

O!

S!

Wanting some RS points eh?

[Graeme S]

70 points and a 5 day ban.

Good job vertical writers. Oh, and thanks for the combo breaker Sunny.

[Gary Oak]

common ahahaha somebody finish off the repost with the last T :P

[124Y]

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[!Aznboi128]

hahahaha


Stranger: hi
You: revscene.net FTW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


edit:
You: hi there
Stranger: hello
You: and just to let u know
You: revscene.net FTW!
Stranger: of coarse! rs FTW!

who was this????? LOL!

[tonyvu]

^ SHIT THAT WAS YOU?!?! HAAHHAHAAH wow thats a trip and a half :haha::haha:

[Fafine]

^ LOOOL

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 f cali
Stranger: you?
You: oh
You: 17 f edmonton
You: so....
You: how does this work
You: LOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[TOS'd]

You: hi
Stranger: hey there
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: my boner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skyxx]

You: HEy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: age
You: 17
Stranger: from?
You: la
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: what's ur nae?
You: what are you looking for
Stranger: name?
You: Jennifer
Stranger: just friend to chat
Stranger: what what are u up to?
You: watching porn
Stranger: ow
You: Yup
You: you?
Stranger: just fooling arround
You: with what?
Stranger: anything
You: What's anything
You: your hair?
You: the rubber ducky?
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: wanna try?
You: Try what
You: 0_)
Stranger: my rubber ducky
You: Hmmmm
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but R Kelly had one of the best pedophile cases of the decade.
Stranger: uhuh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HonestTea]

hahahaha


Stranger: hi
You: revscene.net FTW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


edit:
You: hi there
Stranger: hello
You: and just to let u know
You: revscene.net FTW!
Stranger: of coarse! rs FTW!

who was this????? LOL!

^ SHIT THAT WAS YOU?!?! HAAHHAHAAH wow thats a trip and a half :haha::haha:

:haha:

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[Vansterdam]

70 points and a 5 day ban.

Good job vertical writers. Oh, and thanks for the combo breaker Sunny.

thought u dont get points unless teh whole thing gets spelled out? :p

combo breaker is like a secret code LOL

[hotjoint]

haha these threads are hilarious

[Jsunu]

Stranger: hı
Stranger: frommm
You: canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pffff

[shenmecar]

what is asl?

[Qmx323]

age sex location

[Gh0stRider]

You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but R Kelly had one of the best pedophile cases of the decade.
Stranger: uhuh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:haha:

[BD2002]

used this like 3-4 months ago

so funny

[you!]

repost

[you!]

You: asl
Stranger: 20 m us
You: do u have a sister
Stranger: no. i do not. desperate fuck

:lol

[InvisibleSoul]

You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but R Kelly had one of the best pedophile cases of the decade.
Stranger: uhuh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well played, sir!

[ikki]

er......... dont' think it's good

[ZhangFei]

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that looks like stephen harper

[murd0c]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: wats up
You: hey 21 f la
Stranger: horny
Stranger: i am 15 and male
Stranger: canadian
You: do u like anal sex?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do u
Stranger: can i see a pic
You: I love giving anal sex
Stranger: o fu
You: how big a cock can u take?
Stranger: i love pounding female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[choda]

You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: yoyo
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hay there
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: fuck u
You: m + f
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: i just said
You: m+f
Stranger: bitch

[m4k4v4li]

im so good at killer instinct, virtually unstoppable

combo breakers are actually hard to pull

[shenmecar]

that looks like stephen harper

hahaha it does kinda look like stephen harper

[CP.AR]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm alright, thanks!
Stranger: M/F?
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: huh?
You: I'm a man with a beard and a dirty white shirt sitting in my parents' basement, but for the time being you can imagine im a 17 year old high school girl who likes talking about BEWBS and PUSSAY
Stranger: you seriously need to get some help man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Klutch]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: male or femal
Stranger: m
You: peace

[Klutch]

Stranger: hey
You: fuck u

man this shit is funny

[StealthFighter]

Stranger: hi im f 19 taiwan,not horny
You: get me some bubble tea, bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CRS]

Stranger: Hey there, are you a girl with a webcam?
You: Yes
You: Why?
Stranger: wanna cam with me? yep, a total stranger
You: hmmm
You: that's kinda creepy
Stranger: ye, but interesting at the same time
You: really?
You: why would that be interesting?
Stranger: jsut is
Stranger: to just be thrown right in with a total stranger
You: ughh
You: that sounds creepy
You: how old are you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im, 20, yourself?
You: i'm 16
You: are you college?
Stranger: nah, ive finished already
Stranger: i work as a barman at the moment
You: you're finished college?
You: at 20?
Stranger: ye..
Stranger: whats hard to believe about that
You: don't you graduate highschool at 18
Stranger: yes..
You: and it takes 4 years to graduate from college?
Stranger: i can show you a copy of my diploma in java and C# programming if you want
You: Ohh
You: So you still want to cam?
Stranger: yea if you're up for it
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best pedophile cases of all time.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so bored of things like that
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[!Aznboi128]

^hahaha nice!

[MR_BIGGS]

Stranger: where are you from/
Stranger: ?
You: Vancouver Canada,
You: u
Stranger: indonesia jakarta
You: wasn't that 19 pound baby from there?
Stranger: uh?
You: http://www.examiner.com/x-1961-Sexual-Health-Examiner~y2009m9d26-19pound-baby-born-in-Indonesia-gives-me-new-nightmare-fuel
You: u didn't hear about that?
Stranger: oh that big baby
You: ya
You: LOL

[skyxx]

Stranger: Hey there, are you a girl with a webcam?
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best pedophile cases of all time.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so bored of things like that
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Muahahha You did that too eh. *High five* Buddy. :lol.

[TOS'd]

Stranger: hey
You: fuck u

man this shit is funny

wtf...

:facepalm:

[BoS_DC2]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup
Stranger: ASL?
You: you first :P
Stranger: 15, m, highschool, looking for advice from someone preferably older..
You: 41, f, around the world. what can i help you with?
You: typo! 21
Stranger: Haha I was gonna say, whoa
Stranger: I don't know, i just don't feel really good, i had a school dance tonight and i was too much of a pussy to dance with anyone, I'm jealous of a bunch of my friends, and I guess I wish I had a different personality
Stranger: Insecure much?
You: it's the beginning of a wonderful adventure.
Stranger: Wonderful..
You: have you heard of the date drug? slip a pill into a chick's fruit punch and slowly drag her to the janitor's closet.
Stranger: Sigh...
Stranger: See ya
You: wait
You: wanna webcam?
You: i can show you where to stick it in.

[jtanner_]

LOL I've never seen this before but some of these conversations posted are hilarious

[Vansterdam]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: nothing bro
You: im a girl
Stranger: nothing bra
You: how did u know?
You: i just got the change last week
You: hehe
Stranger: what?
You: oh nothing
You: juts a small operation i had
You: tehehe
Stranger: ...
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: how old are you/
Stranger: ?
You: old enough
You: and yourself
Stranger: how old?
You: im 14
Stranger: 15
You: cool
You: where you from
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Canada
You: o rly
You: me to
You: =P
Stranger: where?
You: vancouver
Stranger: hm
You: you
Stranger: ontario
You: thats a shamè
Stranger: yep
You: want to meet up half wayÉ
You: i love you long time
You: '3
Stranger: no
You: y not
Stranger: I'll jerk off with you if you have a cam
You: whats your msn
Stranger: madavignod@hotmail.com
You: you cool with hermaphodite`sÉ
Stranger: what do you mean exactly?
You: i have both
Stranger: I have never met a hermaphrodite before
You: well you wanna get down with one?
Stranger: sure

[ZhangFei]

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

[CRS]

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

Because unlike you, online predators have more of a preference for girls.

You fag.

[murd0c]

why are you all fags pretending to be girls?

Because unlike you, online predators have more of a preference for girls.

You fag.

exactly, we want to fuck with these people who a pervs thats the funny fricken part.

[fa1civic]

Stranger: seeking a nice girl to satisfy my foot fetish =D
You: hey
You: uhh im a guy :(
You: anyways where u live?
You: im from canada

[CRS]

Muahahha You did that too eh. *High five* Buddy. :lol.

Yeah, I just had to hahaha

It was good times.

[fa1civic]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how old are u?
You: im 18
Stranger: 20
You: cool
You: any hobbies?
Stranger: umm street racing
You: haha
You: what car u got?
Stranger: 350z
You: ive got 08 civic
You: nice
You: what mods do u have?
You: damn u a lot of mods
Stranger: procharger superscharger stillen exhaust ram air veilside body kit tokico shocks short throw shifter engine stroked out and greddy custom intercooler for the supercharger
You: holy shit
Stranger: yea pretty much
You: are u from bc?
You: canada
Stranger: no im from dallas texas
You: oh more lean rules there right?
Stranger: no
You: here u cant have front tint gay
Stranger: nowhere u can have front tint
You: no some states
You: like LA
Stranger: no its illegal everywhere cause it obstucts ur view
You: oh
You: u got hids?
Stranger: i have the rings it makes it look pissed off at night
You: LOL
You: kk nice talking to u
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CRS]

xchange;6610517']Stranger: seeking a nice girl to satisfy my foot fetish =D
You: hey
You: uhh im a guy :(
You: anyways where u live?
You: im from canada

xchange;6610538']You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how old are u?
You: im 18
Stranger: 20
You: cool
You: any hobbies?
Stranger: umm street racing
You: haha
You: what car u got?
Stranger: 350z
You: ive got 08 civic
You: nice
You: what mods do u have?
You: damn u a lot of mods
Stranger: procharger superscharger stillen exhaust ram air veilside body kit tokico shocks short throw shifter engine stroked out and greddy custom intercooler for the supercharger
You: holy shit
Stranger: yea pretty much
You: are u from bc?
You: canada
Stranger: no im from dallas texas
You: oh more lean rules there right?
Stranger: no
You: here u cant have front tint gay
Stranger: nowhere u can have front tint
You: no some states
You: like LA
Stranger: no its illegal everywhere cause it obstucts ur view
You: oh
You: u got hids?
Stranger: i have the rings it makes it look pissed off at night
You: LOL
You: kk nice talking to u
You: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm sorry but just stop. Just stop.

Your conversations suck.

[CP.AR]

Holy crap, I just had a nerd explosion on omegle...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: penis shaped bread?
Stranger: Bedododo!
You: what treachery is this?
You: how dare dost thy give mine bread such hostile, dispicable shape?
You: this is utter treachery!
Stranger: Thou swine! Thou yellow bellied whoreson!
Stranger: Thou had tupped my white ewe!
You: why dost speak in such a graceful manner
You: I shall invite thy to thine pantaloons for a wine and dine
Stranger: Insulted though I am thusly, I keep my wits as sharp as my rapier!
You: hail the thane of cawdor!
Stranger: I shall accpet your invite with ill favor
You: haha
You: nice
You: an educated person
Stranger: *highfive*
You: *highfive*
Stranger: English lit major currently in a shakespeare course
You: NICE
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: i thought of english lit
You: but
You: i stuck with Econ and Math
Stranger: Ewww
You: well
Stranger: no offense
You: thank me when the economy goes all sour again!
Stranger: Oh, don't worry, I will ;)
You: hahaa
You: where u studying?
You: if you don't mind me asking
Stranger: Sonoma State universitty in California
You: ic
Stranger: University*
You: University of British Columbia here
Stranger: Nice
You: not a lot of "scholars" on this site
You: i must say
Stranger: I kind of noticed
You: haha
Stranger: good way to weed out the stupids
Stranger: starting with shakespearian language
You: typing in my rusty old english
You: haha
Stranger: It kind of made my night actually
Stranger: so thanks
You: i should ask though... what exactly is the different between "thy" and "thine"?
You: haha np
Stranger: Erm...
Stranger: Same?
You: yeah, ive noticed it's used interchangeably
You: but yeah, just thought i'd ask =. =
Stranger: that kind of happens when there isnt a standardized language
You: yeah... spoken language wasn't concrete back in that era
You: and nor is it in the modern day too...
Stranger: yeah no kidding
You: the internet is destroying languages
Stranger: I completely agree! Texting too.
You: I can see, in a decade or so - "u" "ur" etc.. becoming everyday language
You: certainly
Stranger: Oh God....
You: not everyday, but used in a "professional" manner
Stranger: Ur on a resume
You: haha
You: exactly
Stranger: Id luv to werk at ur compny
You: academic papers written with "w/e"
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: its and it's becoming mixed
Stranger: That bugs the crap out of me!
You: yes it does!
Stranger: I'm a grammar nazi
You: haha
You: i kind of am too
You: i correct strangers
You: which occasionally, has gotten me into trouble
Stranger: yeah how will they know otherwise?
You: i don't really know - keep in mind these were guys in suits too
Stranger: Sad
You: office executives, who knows
You: the english language is being torn apart!
Stranger: Language as an entity is ever changing
You: Agreed
Stranger: so i understand that, but there are some lines that are just not crossed
You: Agreed to as well
Stranger: I think (hopehopehope) people like you and I will keep proper usage going for a while yet
You: I strongly promote the proper use of not only the English language, but any language.
Stranger: Of course.
You: I avoid "ur" "u" and the associated nonsense in texts if possible
Stranger: All my friends make fun of me for using whole words and proper grammar in texts :)
You: haha
Stranger: I type it faster anyway
You: of course, since the T9 input uses proper words
You: anyhow
You: it's been real nice chatting with you!
You: first "real" chat!
Stranger: yeah same here!
You: i gotta go now
You: have fun =)
Stranger: Yeah you too!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

[TOS'd]

^ you are doing it wrong.

[CP.AR]

I'm doing it wrong:(

[1990TSI]

Stranger: hello
You: hey sorry I had to disconnect
You: did you get the faxes?
Stranger: ?
You: I had to disconnect from the internet to send you those faxes
You: I said I'd be right back
You: here I am
Stranger: no i didnt i dont have a fax machine
You: lisa?
You: we just talked for 30 minutes
Stranger: yea its me my fax broke
Stranger: yes
You: so should I re send them?
You: you didn't tel me your fax was broken
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sorry
You: k I'll be back on in 5 mninutes again
You have disconnected.

[XxFcukxX]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: are you from sweden?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[danny_d19]

You: you drive a lude?
Stranger: I cant drive, I'm too short http://www.preludepower.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif
You: how short
Stranger: 4'9
You: move the seat up
Stranger: feet cant reach the pedals
You: then move the seat up
Stranger: then I can't see over the dash
You: what are you like 8 yrs old?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: why you so short
Stranger: I'm a dwarf
You: that sucks. so how do you get around
Stranger: Girlfriend drives me around
You: is she a dwarf too
Stranger: No, she's taller than me.
You: that blows. having her drive you around all the time. she must hate it
Stranger: She likes to help me out
Stranger: Sometimes if my legs get tired she carries me.
You: fuck eh. she should be with a normal person
You: not you
Stranger: That's shallow thinking.
You: do you have a dwarf dick too
Stranger: no
You: i don't believe you. she deserves a normal size cock
Stranger: she thinks i'm cute
You: sure she does. is she cute
Stranger: uh huh
You: how much taller than you is she
Stranger: she's about 5'11
You: that must be awkward
Stranger: not really
You: how long have you been together
Stranger: a year
You: have you banged her yet
Stranger: no
You: what why the hell not. get on that bro
Stranger: It will happen eventually
You: its been a year man, what you waitin for
Stranger: shes not ready yet
You: how old is she
Stranger: 21
You: she was ready when she was 14. she's lyin
Stranger: i respect her decision
You: don't you want to get your ween wet?
Stranger: i can wait
You: does she at least blow you
Stranger: no
You: hand job?
Stranger: no
You: what the fuck man. find someone new
Stranger: i'm happy with her
Stranger: it doesnt have to be about sex, you know
You: yeah but you could be happy with someone else AND have regular sex.
Stranger: eh, i'm happy with her and she likes me, despite me being a dwarf.
You: well use that to your advantage. how many girls can say they banged a dwarf?? You will be in for sure
Stranger: haha
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: maybe she will let you get a hooker
Stranger: i'll be fine
You: do you jerk off at least
Stranger: No
You: shit dude, ever look at porn?
Stranger: no
You: if i gave you a link to a nice picture would you at least look at it?
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
You: why would you not want to look at a nice set of titties, honestly
You: jsut look
Stranger: no thanks
You: have you ever seen your gf's boobs
Stranger: one time when she carrried me she let me see
You: did you like it
Stranger: loved it
You: ask her to see em again some time
Stranger: she calls me a baby though sometimes when she carries me haha
You: thats a little weird. no wonder she wont bang you, she thinks you are a baby. show her you are a man
You: she will like it
Stranger: I think I will
Stranger: No more carrying
You: yeah man, show her a whole new you
Stranger: I will
Stranger: But right now I think I'm gonna go to bed
You: does she live with you
Stranger: she stays over sometimes
You: tonight?
Stranger: Actually, yeah, what should I do? tell her I'm not a baby?
You: hell yeah. tell her your a man, and want to make her feel like a real woman tonight
Stranger: I will. thanks for talking with me.
You: np. good luck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CRS]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: are you from sweden?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Should've said yes.

[silk]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :) i'm 35 male from Sweden, and you?
You: im 14 f
You: from canada
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: single?
You: yup
Stranger: me too
You: im only 14, never been in relationship before
Stranger: :D
Stranger: sorry :) stupid question from my side :)
You: yea, no kidding
Stranger: :P
Stranger: where in canada do u live?
You: where mats sundin lives
Stranger: toronto ?
You: no, vancouver
Stranger: :) I'm not a big hockey fan :)

[you!]

You: you drive a lude?
Stranger: I cant drive, I'm too short http://www.preludepower.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif
You: how short
Stranger: 4'9
You: move the seat up
Stranger: feet cant reach the pedals
You: then move the seat up
Stranger: then I can't see over the dash
You: what are you like 8 yrs old?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: why you so short
Stranger: I'm a dwarf
You: that sucks. so how do you get around
Stranger: Girlfriend drives me around
You: is she a dwarf too
Stranger: No, she's taller than me.
You: that blows. having her drive you around all the time. she must hate it
Stranger: She likes to help me out
Stranger: Sometimes if my legs get tired she carries me.
You: fuck eh. she should be with a normal person
You: not you
Stranger: That's shallow thinking.
You: do you have a dwarf dick too
Stranger: no
You: i don't believe you. she deserves a normal size cock
Stranger: she thinks i'm cute
You: sure she does. is she cute
Stranger: uh huh
You: how much taller than you is she
Stranger: she's about 5'11
You: that must be awkward
Stranger: not really
You: how long have you been together
Stranger: a year
You: have you banged her yet
Stranger: no
You: what why the hell not. get on that bro
Stranger: It will happen eventually
You: its been a year man, what you waitin for
Stranger: shes not ready yet
You: how old is she
Stranger: 21
You: she was ready when she was 14. she's lyin
Stranger: i respect her decision
You: don't you want to get your ween wet?
Stranger: i can wait
You: does she at least blow you
Stranger: no
You: hand job?
Stranger: no
You: what the fuck man. find someone new
Stranger: i'm happy with her
Stranger: it doesnt have to be about sex, you know
You: yeah but you could be happy with someone else AND have regular sex.
Stranger: eh, i'm happy with her and she likes me, despite me being a dwarf.
You: well use that to your advantage. how many girls can say they banged a dwarf?? You will be in for sure
Stranger: haha
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: maybe she will let you get a hooker
Stranger: i'll be fine
You: do you jerk off at least
Stranger: No
You: shit dude, ever look at porn?
Stranger: no
You: if i gave you a link to a nice picture would you at least look at it?
Stranger: Nah, I'm good.
You: why would you not want to look at a nice set of titties, honestly
You: jsut look
Stranger: no thanks
You: have you ever seen your gf's boobs
Stranger: one time when she carrried me she let me see
You: did you like it
Stranger: loved it
You: ask her to see em again some time
Stranger: she calls me a baby though sometimes when she carries me haha
You: thats a little weird. no wonder she wont bang you, she thinks you are a baby. show her you are a man
You: she will like it
Stranger: I think I will
Stranger: No more carrying
You: yeah man, show her a whole new you
Stranger: I will
Stranger: But right now I think I'm gonna go to bed
You: does she live with you
Stranger: she stays over sometimes
You: tonight?
Stranger: Actually, yeah, what should I do? tell her I'm not a baby?
You: hell yeah. tell her your a man, and want to make her feel like a real woman tonight
Stranger: I will. thanks for talking with me.
You: np. good luck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahah lol that was epic

[Dan_Guy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
you : 1
stranger: 2
you: 2
stranger: 1
stranger: your move

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 45/m/aus/pedo
Stranger: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna die
Stranger: any ideas?
You: ahm
You: an hero?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: likesuicide
Stranger: idk wat 2 doo
You: bang head on keyboard till the deed is done
Stranger: rjidrkhydk
Stranger: sdfnhrtndtrknhuioejwghoijb9w erj]
Stranger: erghsehgr
Stranger: gk..........................

[TOS'd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna die
Stranger: any ideas?
You: ahm
You: an hero?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: likesuicide
Stranger: idk wat 2 doo
You: bang head on keyboard till the deed is done
Stranger: rjidrkhydk
Stranger: sdfnhrtndtrknhuioejwghoijb9w erj]
Stranger: erghsehgr
Stranger: gk..........................

LOL that was actually pretty funny

[darkmooon87]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ru girl
You: 17/f/ny
Stranger: m 20 italy
You: italians smell
Stranger: ????

[Volvoman]

fuk

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pwn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_AK]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Meow
You: my balls are so itchy
Stranger: Oh, I can give them something roughhnhhhh
Stranger: like my claws
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lets do this
You: Hey
You: im hungry
You: and
You: i have a 1 hour break before class
You: what should i go eat?
Stranger: dicks
You: thats weird bro
You: i mean like real food
You: im thinking sushi
Stranger: fish dicks
You: you gay fish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[-EuroRSN-]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male looking for male to talk
You: Im a big black named STEEL
You: IM HAPPY TO MEET U!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_AK]

i've said this about 5 times and get the same response

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tim hortons
You: yum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you
You: hey hey
You: im you
Stranger: im you
Stranger: what good
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you i said
You: but i'm me
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you and me
You: no
You: you are you
You: i'm me
You: but i am you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly what im saing
You: but who is me?
Stranger: im me
Stranger: and you are me
Stranger: but me is you
Stranger: easy right
You: but i am me
You: who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we dont take too kindly to your kind around here
Stranger: huh?
You: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AND

Stranger: hi
You: have u ever walked on water?
Stranger: yes
You: you gay fish?

[!Tigger]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: not mucch u?
You: same same i just farted and it smells like heaven

[mc.]

Stranger: want to play a game?
You: sure
Stranger: go shut the fuck up
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
__\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RS FTW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skyxx]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you
You: hey hey
You: im you
Stranger: im you
Stranger: what good
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you i said
You: but i'm me
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you and me
You: no
You: you are you
You: i'm me
You: but i am you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly what im saing
You: but who is me?
Stranger: im me
Stranger: and you are me
Stranger: but me is you
Stranger: easy right
You: but i am me
You: who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Wat? Xzibit?

[Amuse]

Stranger: horney male here
You: lol i'm outta here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HappyDorky]

BAHAHHAHA.

You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: am m
Stranger: asl
You: 18 canada
Stranger: 19 uk
Stranger: u got msn?
Stranger: whats ur mane
Stranger: name*
You: oh sorry.
You: i meant m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS

[True.True]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: ive been a bit naughty today
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: do you think i should get a spanking?
You have disconnected.

[Akura]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: ya
You: urself?
Stranger: im m, where u from?
You: canada
Stranger: im from new zealand, how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: im 17 can we still talk?
You: sure why not :)
Stranger: what are ur hobbies?
You: why don't we talk about yours first
Stranger: i love sports wbu?
Stranger: does sex count?
You: you like porn?
Stranger: yer u?
You: seen some
Stranger: enjoy?
You: very much it was fun
Stranger: yeh haha, so what u look like?
You: i have a dick
Stranger: ok
Stranger: perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[you!]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ulan cemal
Stranger: dalak cemal
You: what
Stranger: hi
You: english motherfucker
You: do u speak it
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: fuck u too u fucking commie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[you!]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 씨발
Stranger: S.Korea
Stranger: ?
You: 아니
You: do u like korean girls?
Stranger: r u?
You: yes ^^
Stranger: of course
You: how about u
Stranger: China
Stranger: m
Stranger: do you like Chinese boys?
You: what your age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: and u
You: oh am so soree
You: i dont like small penis
Stranger: u r so impolite
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: and u should practise your English
You: why
Stranger: 韩国人太自负
You: my engrish veri veri exelent i think
Stranger: but u wrote too many wrong words
Stranger: and bad gramma
You: i think..u have bad english stupid guy
You: with small penis :(
Stranger: I don't know how your parents teach you
Stranger: don't you think you are ruthless
Stranger: a good looking isn't everything
Stranger: is nothing
You: ㅋㅋㅋ aw
You: i hurt little boy feelings? because of small penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[you!]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ı am spain male. are you hot girl?Do you want to talk with web cam?
You: asl
You: do u have webcam
You: do u have good abs...like 6 pack
Stranger: whats your name
You: why...im shy
You: u first
You: whats ur name hun
Stranger: carles u?
Stranger: ??
You: landfill
Stranger: are you girl?
You: yes
You: my name is landfill i'm 18
Stranger: country?
You: revscene
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: ohh...do u want landfill to be your friend?:)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[XxFcukxX]

^

wut...

[you!]

im so bored at work..

[Sid Vicious]

2892 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: do you like huey lewis and the news?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: they were great back in the day
Stranger: why?
You: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes
Stranger: not that familiar with earlier stuff
You: but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own
You: commercially and artistically
Stranger: it's odd that you would ask me about that...Im in the music industry
Stranger: what do you do
Stranger: /
You: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound
You: and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
You: He's been compared to Elvis Costello
You: but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Stranger: so are you in the music industry?
You: Yes, Allen
You: In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square"
Stranger: you in New York or L.A.?
Stranger: I'm in L.A.
You: a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics
You: But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends
You: it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Stranger: Allen....why are you so fixated on HLN
You: Hey Paul!
You: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

[ajax]

It's awesome when someone goes along with whatever you're doing.

[skyxx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Sop
Stranger: can u do this girl a favour
You: don't ask me if I'm a M/F
You: OH okay
You: sure
You: why not
You: I'm all about helping out
Stranger: can u talk really wild nd dirty wid me
You: Hmm
You: hmm do i have to
You: I suck
You: at it
Stranger: i was rewlly pissed off when a guy bfore u cybered wid me nd left in between
You: Oh really so he/she left you stranded
Stranger: so i wanna end d fun in a gud way
You: It's like when you're swimming in the sea and you see a supposely awesome island
You: but it was just an illusion
Stranger: yea i was on the verge nd suddenly gone
You: well use your fingers
You: you have them right
Stranger: so u wanna help me
You: if the first two didn't work use the last two
You: OR if you want, you can use the stranger
Stranger: yea but some 1 needs to add tht extra bit
You: okay fine
You: lets see what I can do. Let me put on my drive thru cap
You: i got from work cause it's gonna be express
Stranger: ok
Stranger: just do it talk me as ur toy do wht ever u want
You: As The car is driving through the tight passage
You: going through bumps and dangerous obsticles to get to the spot
Stranger: car passage?
You: OH yeah
Stranger: wht u mean
You: It see's a turn a Very TIGHT one and as it approaches the spot
Stranger: i asid wild nd dirty
You: Oh hmm okay
You: One time I went Off roading and there was this HUGE HUMP
You: MAn was it tough
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MWR34]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heyy

You: !!!!

Stranger: asl

You: f/18/Jet

You: u?

Stranger: m/19

You: cool

You: what u do for fun?

Stranger: yeah m here for fun

You: whenever i get stressed, i just go fly over the ocean

Stranger: wt u have wear ryt nw

You: is that english?

You: did u mean

You: what are you wearing right now?

Stranger: same meaning

You: it looks like a child with palsy wrote it

You: but anyways

You: im wearing nothing

Stranger: naked?

You: most of the time im naked

You: i only get dressed in the winter

Stranger: i like

Stranger: whats ur boobs size

You: i like to call them my thrusters

Stranger: tell me tha size

Stranger: baby

You: 44

Stranger: ohh soo horny u r

Stranger: muuaahhh

Stranger: i like u

You: u like me?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: have u ever fucked

You: not too many people know how to push my buttons right

You: many have tried, only some can ride me

Stranger: aaahhh

Stranger: u r making me hard

You: ill show u a pic if u want

Stranger: if u want lets video chat

You: http://alturl.com/c5atp

Stranger: show me ur pic

You: i just sent it didnt I? http://alturl.com/c5atp

You: i know its a bad angle of me

Stranger: wts this

Stranger: :O

You: what is what

Stranger: u have send me the wrong pic

Stranger: its nt urs

You: im an F-18 Jet, what else were u expecting

Your conversational partner has disconnected. k

[sonick]

lol

[FerrariEnzo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hihihi
Stranger: hello?
You: hihihihi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[XplicitLuder]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fap fap fap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:okay:

edit : tried it twice..same shit . fml :(