[Culture_Vulture]

http://www.theboombox.com/2009/09/22/kanye-west-offered-10-million-to-wrestle-on-pay-per-view/

Kanye West's VMA disaster has brought him an unbelievable amount of negative attention, but it has also provided some surprising new opportunities.

According to a popular gossip site, "pro wrestling insiders" are claiming that Kanye has been offered almost $10 million by former wrestler and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Vince McMahon, to appear at three WWE events.

The events would include some "light wrestling" from the rapper/producer, who is said to be "seriously considering it." Two of the events would be televised, with the third sold on pay-per-view.

While many would pay to see Kanye tossed around in the ring, and even more of us would like to see the "Louis Vuitton Don" take himself a little less seriously, this isn't exactly what we had in mind. We can't imagine that Kanye would seriously entertain this idea, but we can't be mad at anyone making $10 million just for showing up to a couple of wrestling matches and mildly embarrassing themself further.

Hopefully they'll break his back and make a nice crunchy snap that Timbaland can sample for his next track.

[TOS'd]

Ya! I hope he gets hurt cause WWE is real. and no one can say other wise. LA LA LA LA LA LA la la la

[MR_BIGGS]

Undertaker gonna tombstone him? lol

[Culture_Vulture]

"Rock: If you smeeeeeeeeeell what the Rock, is cooki---"
"Kanye: Hey Rock, Imma let you finish, but my mama had the best smelling cooking of all time!"

[SolidPenguin]

No, Taylor Swifts gonna do the Stone Cold Stunner on him

[SkinnyPupp]

$10 million :lol

Vince a "former wrestler" :lol

[mr sinister]

^that motha fucka is jacked for his age no homo

[jtanner_]

I think a lot of people would like to see him in that... lol

http://apollo.yoimaletyoufinish.com/content/10226/resized/1253508483902.jpg?1253511048

[Grandmaster TSE]

i'm happy for you....and i'm gonna let you finish. but WCW is the best wrestling organization of ALL TIME!!!!!

[Vansterdam]

LOL

[hotjoint]

cool, I would like to see him get his ass whooped

[ilvtofu]

Bigshow, I'm really happy for what you've achieved and all, but andre the giant was one of the best freakshows of all time!

But hey, if donald trump went on WWE for a few shows why not Kanye, this should be great

[kchan]

lets turn this into a kanye West interrupt thread!
http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpzeehHTOD1qz72f9o1_500.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/35iox3o.jpg
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/18887/original/1252979572543.jpg?1252998468
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kanye-interrupts-god-w-sega-genisis.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/Vajra000/tumblr_kq14maas3J1qa3i8uo1_500.jpg

[shenmecar]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/Vajra000/tumblr_kq14maas3J1qa3i8uo1_500.jpg

Hahah south park.

[Noir]

Good move. McMahon's gonna cash in on Kanye's recent notoriety. And Kanye gets a cool $10M to do some faux-wrestling.

[you!]

shitt hahaha i think he should do it!
maybe i start watching wrestling again after soo many years hahah

[G]

I think a lot of people would like to see him in that... lol

http://apollo.yoimaletyoufinish.com/content/10226/resized/1253508483902.jpg?1253511048


I see what they did there.

[FI-Z33]

lmao @ kchan's post :P bahhahaaa

[BNR32_Coupe]

Ya! I hope he gets hurt cause WWE is real. and no one can say other wise. LA LA LA LA LA LA la la la

i remember when it was WWF, the die-hard fans would argue this to the bone. after realizing they lost the argument, they always try to negotiate "ok it's scripted but the hits are real!" as real as light hits and camera angles can get.

[winks]

how can wwe spend so much money on guys like kanye, trump and floyd mayweather for these appearences? they must be making a shit load of money. ufc has nothing on these guys. i thought wwe was losing money. guess not anymore

[MR_BIGGS]

how can wwe spend so much money on guys like kanye, trump and floyd mayweather for these appearences? they must be making a shit load of money. ufc has nothing on these guys. i thought wwe was losing money. guess not anymore

in 2000 Vince McMahon's net worth was 1.1 billion dollars
eight years later,his net worth/total assets are approximately
485.7 million dollars,a 514.3 million dollar decline in total revenue

wikipedia

http://www.mindexplosion.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/vince-mcmahon.jpg

[Jeffield]

This thread lies


it should be

Kanye MAYBE

I thought this was 100% when I went in this thread

[ZhangFei]

Ya! I hope he gets hurt cause WWE is real. and no one can say other wise. LA LA LA LA LA LA la la la

are you stupid? WWE is live stunts. its just like acting but its performed live. there's always risk of injury if stunts are not performed right

[MR_BIGGS]

Bret Hart got screwed.

[iEatClams]

in 2000 Vince McMahon's net worth was 1.1 billion dollars
eight years later,his net worth/total assets are approximately
485.7 million dollars,a 514.3 million dollar decline in total revenue

wikipedia

http://www.mindexplosion.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/vince-mcmahon.jpg

I think he lost 100 million or something on XFL - the extreme football league. It had great reviews until everyone realize the rules were just too fucking weird and the talent level was not the same as the NFL.

too many guys were getting hurt on the first ball toss thing. . . where they have to race each other to get the football and whoever gets it gets to start off the game with the ball.