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: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving


124Y
09-24-2009, 10:27 PM
A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him



http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

S1 S2
09-24-2009, 10:46 PM
What the hell!

izzue.hk
09-24-2009, 10:56 PM
thats some retarded shit lol

dizzystar
09-24-2009, 10:58 PM
omggg.. he had the balls to jerk it while talking to the cops!

hero!

!Aznboi128
09-24-2009, 10:59 PM
why is there little circles above the "A"s?

these things --> å <--

BNR32_Coupe
09-24-2009, 11:02 PM
oh i hate that! flipping your truck rig while masturbating, definitely a boner killer

danizer
09-24-2009, 11:09 PM
why is there little circles above the "A"s?

these things --> å <--

i think thats dutch...lol

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

wtf dude..seriously? how high was he?

m4k4v4li
09-25-2009, 12:06 AM
well said he was on drugs
maybe he was fucked on x?

thumper
09-25-2009, 06:27 AM
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.



wtf? maybe my reading comprehension sucks? suspicion of self-molestation?!?

we already have accidents caused by cell phone usage while driving, and now this :fappery:

Jsunu
09-25-2009, 08:12 AM
Thats what I call a sticky situation ;)

shenmecar
09-25-2009, 08:15 AM
That trucker probably didnt get his fair share of prostitutes the night before! :D

Gumby
09-25-2009, 08:29 AM
How can you be charged for molesting yourself?

GLOW
09-25-2009, 09:31 AM
he shoulda had a buddy w/ him so he can get a dutch rudder

ilvtofu
09-25-2009, 11:21 AM
So did he successfully unload?

skyxx
09-25-2009, 01:25 PM
How can you be charged for molesting yourself?

Exactly :lol

The officer just wanted to write "Fine" all over him.

Mephology
09-25-2009, 01:52 PM
I wonder if the police officer was a hot german woman with hair arm pits.

tubbyboi
09-25-2009, 02:59 PM
i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver :)

Mananetwork
09-25-2009, 04:18 PM
:lol

CP.AR
09-25-2009, 09:41 PM
stupid mother trucker

jofo
09-26-2009, 08:42 AM
great, now I got to be on the look out for truckers pulling there shift stick. As if there wasn't enough bad drivers

!Tigger
09-26-2009, 09:11 AM
stay out of surrey lol

Vansterdam
09-26-2009, 02:28 PM
i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver :)

:lol

Mugen EvOlutioN
09-26-2009, 06:11 PM
he came

you!
09-28-2009, 10:15 AM
fap fap fap :lol