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09-24-2009, 10:27 PM
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#1 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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| Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
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A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."
The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.
The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.
The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him
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09-24-2009, 10:46 PM
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#2 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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What the hell!
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09-24-2009, 10:56 PM
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#3 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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thats some retarded shit lol
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09-24-2009, 10:58 PM
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#4 | | Banned (ABWS)
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omggg.. he had the balls to jerk it while talking to the cops!
hero!
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09-24-2009, 10:59 PM
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#5 | | Media Officer / MOD
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why is there little circles above the "A"s?
these things --> å <--
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09-24-2009, 11:02 PM
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#6 | | Banned By Establishment
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oh i hate that! flipping your truck rig while masturbating, definitely a boner killer
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09-24-2009, 11:09 PM
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#7 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by aznboi128  why is there little circles above the "A"s?
these things --> å <-- | i think thats dutch...lol Quote: |
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
| wtf dude..seriously? how high was he?
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09-25-2009, 12:06 AM
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#8 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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well said he was on drugs
maybe he was fucked on x?
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09-25-2009, 06:27 AM
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#9 | | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by 124Y
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
| wtf? maybe my reading comprehension sucks? suspicion of self-molestation?!?
we already have accidents caused by cell phone usage while driving, and now this 
Last edited by thumper; 09-25-2009 at 12:16 PM.
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09-25-2009, 08:12 AM
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#10 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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09-25-2009, 08:15 AM
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#11 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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That trucker probably didnt get his fair share of prostitutes the night before!  | |
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09-25-2009, 08:29 AM
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#12 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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How can you be charged for molesting yourself?
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09-25-2009, 09:31 AM
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#13 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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he shoulda had a buddy w/ him so he can get a dutch rudder
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09-25-2009, 11:21 AM
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#14 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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So did he successfully unload?
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09-25-2009, 01:25 PM
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#15 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by Gumby How can you be charged for molesting yourself? | Exactly 
The officer just wanted to write "Fine" all over him.
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09-25-2009, 01:52 PM
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#16 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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I wonder if the police officer was a hot german woman with hair arm pits.
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09-25-2009, 02:59 PM
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#17 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver 
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09-25-2009, 04:18 PM
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#18 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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09-25-2009, 09:41 PM
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#19 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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stupid mother trucker
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09-26-2009, 08:42 AM
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#20 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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great, now I got to be on the look out for truckers pulling there shift stick. As if there wasn't enough bad drivers
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09-26-2009, 09:11 AM
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#21 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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stay out of surrey lol
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09-26-2009, 02:28 PM
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#22 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by tubbyboi i guess what they say is true......theres nothing worse then not being able to finish! props to the truck driver | | |
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09-26-2009, 06:11 PM
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#23 | | Banned (BBM)
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he came
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09-28-2009, 10:15 AM
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#24 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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