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Getting Married Soon
Jeffield
09-30-2009, 08:48 PM
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me.
"I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
Used Search Function.... Dont know if this has been posted before didnt find it on search
skyxx
09-30-2009, 08:50 PM
haha I heard this before but it's still good!
MR_BIGGS
09-30-2009, 08:55 PM
epic repost.
Jeffield
09-30-2009, 09:03 PM
I could not find this on /search
Gh0stRider
09-30-2009, 09:09 PM
shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol
hal0g0dv2
09-30-2009, 09:24 PM
dammmmmmm good story
Qmx323
09-30-2009, 09:25 PM
ohhhh man... funny shit, its too hot in the car for condoms in the summer though
Djiban
09-30-2009, 09:29 PM
repost of a repost
tonyvu
09-30-2009, 10:04 PM
repost, but good read ahha
hotjoint
09-30-2009, 10:10 PM
shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol
:lol :werd:
StealthFighter
09-30-2009, 11:30 PM
Joke into a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39xC1_Ga9A
Mkhun
10-01-2009, 12:08 AM
funny story ! haha
Leopold Stotch
10-01-2009, 12:14 AM
Joke into a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39xC1_Ga9A
not your fault
but that commercial was horrible.
liu13
10-01-2009, 01:52 AM
7 year old repost
boatcaptain
10-01-2009, 02:26 AM
i learned a valuable lesson today
illwdt
10-01-2009, 05:33 AM
haha. awesome! very good moral!
Vansterdam
10-01-2009, 06:14 AM
:repost: but still epic
AzNightmare
10-01-2009, 06:35 AM
I could not find this on /search
Heh, that's because the search function cuts off on anything past several years old.
But good repost anyway.
Jeffield
10-01-2009, 07:41 AM
okay then it shouldnt be a big problem that i reposted? :)
shenmecar
10-01-2009, 07:56 AM
I haven't heard this one! hahaha thats good though.
i stopped reading on the 2nd paragraph coz its a repost .. lol
The_AK
10-01-2009, 08:00 AM
Repost post is repost
Jeffield
10-01-2009, 08:03 AM
May I ask why do you guys post that its a repost then?
If you read it, walk away there is no need for your post whoring
Honestly, some people have not read it...
Like honestly, I understand if first few people said its a repost and tell me
But 20 posts after you are still posting that its a repost
No shit you guys have 1k + posts
donot521
10-01-2009, 08:17 AM
Awesome Morning's first-read!
!Aznboi128
10-01-2009, 08:18 AM
haha awesome
no more repost reply, here is an image reply for you
http://blueroof.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mls-cry-babies.png?w=317&h=198
Jeffield
10-01-2009, 08:21 AM
Honestly, what is the point?
Your Post Ego is really that important ?
MR_BIGGS
10-01-2009, 08:34 AM
I don' think people are post whoring...more often than not on RS people will post that a thread is a repost - it is what it is. If anything, they are giving your thread a bump making it viewable to more people.
Jeffield
10-01-2009, 08:35 AM
I don' think people are post whoring...more often than not on RS people will post that a thread is a repost - it is what it is. If anything, they are giving your thread a bump making it viewable to more people.
I know what you mean, but from my standpoint, i think that after 20 posts saying its a repost, you should know when to stop and rather not join the bandwagon
nosaj
10-01-2009, 08:53 AM
great story!
jeff19
10-01-2009, 09:20 AM
REPOST
wouwou
10-01-2009, 09:30 AM
Honestly, what is the point?
Your Post Ego is really that important ?
honestly, just consider those posts free bump.
unless they hurt your feelings, in which case you need to go to a doc and check that post ego :haha:
repost but i would have gone upstairs and fuck her brains out :lol
Gt-R R34
10-01-2009, 09:41 AM
Thanks for the post!
Sometimes it's good for a re-read
I'm with most of the guys. LOL walk right upstairss!
q0192837465
10-01-2009, 09:41 AM
i wonder if his wife would be upstairs, it'll be funny if she is.
haha damn, that's hilarious. At least he got to see her naked.
mrclean604
10-01-2009, 11:21 AM
lol noob
I know what you mean, but from my standpoint, i think that after 20 posts saying its a repost, you should know when to stop and rather not join the bandwagon
enjoy the attention, it's all in good fun...and on that note
http://www.pakwheels.com/images/forums/2007/10/23/repost4bq_OI3_PakWheels(com).jpg
!Aznboi128
10-01-2009, 01:14 PM
hahah vin's awesome!
AzNightmare
10-01-2009, 05:43 PM
May I ask why do you guys post that its a repost then?
If you read it, walk away there is no need for your post whoring
Honestly, some people have not read it...
Like honestly, I understand if first few people said its a repost and tell me
But 20 posts after you are still posting that its a repost
No shit you guys have 1k + posts
People do it because it's just how RS is. Relax. Don't get uptight about it like the "webrager" that was called a noob, and made a thread about it. Cause that sure backfired in his face.
Mugen EvOlutioN
10-01-2009, 05:59 PM
enjoy the attention, it's all in good fun...and on that note
http://www.pakwheels.com/images/forums/2007/10/23/repost4bq_OI3_PakWheels(com).jpg
LOLLL
vin diesel for the win
Jeffield
10-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Well when it all comes down
its a good post IMO
and i cant find it on search so i dont get in trouble for it!
Happy Reading
Cheers
Durrann1984
10-01-2009, 09:50 PM
i read it before and i enjoyed reading it now haha thanks
MWR34
10-01-2009, 09:51 PM
LOLLL
vin diesel for the win
Vin for the Win
TheKingdom2000
10-01-2009, 09:52 PM
lol repost ftw.
i haven't seen this either..
great read...
some people are post whores.. that's ok.
JSALES
10-01-2009, 10:04 PM
haha
LOL @ Vin and OP.
I thought he was a good guy until I saw - "Always keep your condoms in your car". hahah good post.
wouwou
10-02-2009, 09:41 AM
Well when it all comes down
its a good post IMO
and i cant find it on search so i dont get in trouble for it!
Happy Reading
Cheers
are you kidding me?
You brought out the VIN pic
your thread is probably the thread of the month, and it's just Oct 2nd!
tubbyboi
10-02-2009, 10:04 AM
hahah thats friggin awesome, never seen or heard this one before!
Jsunu
10-02-2009, 10:09 AM
thats an awesome vin pic!
Jeffield
10-02-2009, 10:29 AM
thats an awesome vin pic!
LOL WHAT?
MonaDiesel?
Gary Oak
10-02-2009, 01:05 PM
lol at the vin diesel
Klutch
10-02-2009, 01:44 PM
LOL..that was quite funny
Mancini
10-02-2009, 01:50 PM
REPOST
Link to original thread?
Ronin
10-02-2009, 07:48 PM
Pssh...the best birth control is pulling out.
Jeffield
10-02-2009, 10:00 PM
Pssh...the best birth control is pulling out.
How many abortions have you gave your girlfriend?
F-F-F-F-FALCON PUNCH
KingCrimson
10-02-2009, 10:06 PM
congrats
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