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09-30-2009, 08:48 PM
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| Getting Married Soon
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me.
"I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
Used Search Function.... Dont know if this has been posted before didnt find it on search
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09-30-2009, 08:50 PM
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#2 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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haha I heard this before but it's still good!
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09-30-2009, 08:55 PM
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#3 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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epic repost.
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09-30-2009, 08:56 PM
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#4 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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a repeated post
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09-30-2009, 09:03 PM
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#5 | | Registered User
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I could not find this on /search
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09-30-2009, 09:09 PM
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#6 | | MOD
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shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol
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09-30-2009, 09:24 PM
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#7 | | RS Operative (G)
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dammmmmmm good story
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09-30-2009, 09:25 PM
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#8 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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ohhhh man... funny shit, its too hot in the car for condoms in the summer though
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09-30-2009, 09:29 PM
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#9 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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repost of a repost
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09-30-2009, 10:04 PM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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repost, but good read ahha
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09-30-2009, 10:10 PM
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#11 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by TRD604 shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol |   | |
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09-30-2009, 11:30 PM
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#12 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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10-01-2009, 12:08 AM
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#13 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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funny story ! haha
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10-01-2009, 12:14 AM
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#14 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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but that commercial was horrible.
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10-01-2009, 01:52 AM
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7 year old repost
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10-01-2009, 02:26 AM
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#16 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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i learned a valuable lesson today
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10-01-2009, 05:33 AM
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#17 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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haha. awesome! very good moral!
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10-01-2009, 06:14 AM
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#18 | | ESKETIT
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|  but still epic
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10-01-2009, 06:35 AM
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#19 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by Jeffield I could not find this on /search | Heh, that's because the search function cuts off on anything past several years old.
But good repost anyway.
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10-01-2009, 07:41 AM
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#20 | | Registered User
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okay then it shouldnt be a big problem that i reposted?  | |
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10-01-2009, 07:56 AM
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#21 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I haven't heard this one! hahaha thats good though.
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10-01-2009, 07:59 AM
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#22 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i stopped reading on the 2nd paragraph coz its a repost .. lol
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10-01-2009, 08:00 AM
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#23 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Repost post is repost
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10-01-2009, 08:03 AM
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#24 | | Registered User
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May I ask why do you guys post that its a repost then?
If you read it, walk away there is no need for your post whoring
Honestly, some people have not read it...
Like honestly, I understand if first few people said its a repost and tell me
But 20 posts after you are still posting that its a repost
No shit you guys have 1k + posts
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10-01-2009, 08:17 AM
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#25 | | I STILL don't get it
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Awesome Morning's first-read!
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